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Ashlee Simpson Got Cleavage!

September 7th, 2007

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In case you hadn’t noticed, I stopped doing posts on Ashlee Simpson ever since she decided to start dating that douche Pete Wentz. However, since this week Hollywood Tuna has become a second-rate Jessica Simpson fansite, I figured I’d give Ashlee some love too. Ok, you got me, that’s really just a silly excuse to post these pictures of Ashlee’s cleavage. Sure they’re not as celebrated as Jessica‘s, but that’s to be expected being the younger, less talented sibling. Regardless, boobs are boobs, and Ashlee‘s will always have a home here.

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April 27th, 2007

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Here’s at Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, J-Lo and Rose McGowan at some event called “Us Hot Hollywood 2007“. I’d love to be naked with each and everyone of them. They’d probably not enjoy it as much as me, but I would just attribute that to them being frigid ““ especially J-Lo. Actually I take it back, I wouldn’t touch her.

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Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures

January 4th, 2007

Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures

Yesterday, we saw Ashlee Simpson have a nipple slip while she was swimming in the ocean and today I thought it be nice to follow it up with some new bikini shots. Granted they’re not the best quality (which is rare here) but don’t worry, I’ll try to have high-res versions up ASAP. Anyway, I think Ashlee looks pretty good in a bikini. Sure, she’s not toned or exceptionally fit but her body is kind of nice as is. It’s soft and comfy looking. Like a nice warm blanket I’d like to wrap my naked body in. I like it.

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November 15th, 2006

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Is Ashlee Simpson trying to make me look bad? You see, if you’ve been following Hollywood Tuna for the last few months, I’ve been giving her props on how good she looks. However, here she is at the 10th Anniversary Of “Chicago” looking like her old self: Jessica Simpson‘s ugly younger sister. I seriously don’t appreciate this at all. I mean, I have a reputation to maintain and I’m not going to let some spoon fed spoiled brat ruin it. Now speaking of spoons, Ashlee could use a bowl of soup, or maybe some clam chowder. The girl looks hungry.

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October 26th, 2006

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Here’s some hot girl promoting Sketchers shoes. Oh, wait! That’s Ashlee Simpson. Man, I really miss hating her for being Jessica‘s ugly little wannabe. As you all know, I now love her in ways that are far too inappropriate to mention on this family-friendly site. Anyway, that’s a lesson to all you young, impressionable girls out there: if you have major self-esteem issues, just go ahead and get a plastic surgeon to rearrange your face. Really, it’ll do wonders for your social life (and maybe even land you an endorsement deal with a major shoe company). Hey, if it worked for Ashlee, it could work for you too!

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I Don’t Think Ashlee Simpson “Nose” What She’s Talking About

October 13th, 2006

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Ashlee Simpson has warned people not to rush into plastic surgery. The “˜Boyfriend’ singer – who recently had rhinoplasty to straighten her crooked nose – insists it is everybody’s individual right to go under the knife to improve their looks. However, Ashlee thinks people should seriously consider the possibility it could go wrong.
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So Ashlee Simpson wants to warn us all of the dangers that come with plastic surgery? Who’s she kidding? Have you seen that new nose of hers? It freaking perfect! That’s like Lance Armstrong warning us that the unwanted side effects of bike riding may include: millions of dollars, 7 Tour de France titles, the power to beat cancer, and an unlimited supply of Sheryl Crow nude photos! No, I don’t think I can take anything Ashlee has to say about surgery seriously. Now if Tara Reid had said it, that would be a whole different story.

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October 6th, 2006

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Well, it looks like since Jessica Simpson went from being the hottest female celebrity to the scariest looking celebrity within a matter of months, Ashlee Simpson is not wasting any time doing the reverse. One would think that Ashlee would tell her sister how awful she looks lately but instead I think she’s enjoying Jessica’s demise. So much so, that she’s rubbing it in by walking around in public with her breasts hanging out of her shirt. If this is the start of some sibling rivalry, I can’t wait to see how Jessica retaliates. Playboy anyone?

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September 13th, 2006

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These pictures of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are a little over a week old but I had to put them up because I haven’t seen the two of them side by side since Ashlee’s nose job. I can now confirm with 100% confidence that Ashlee is the better-looking sister. In fact, Jessica is not even in the same ballpark as Ashlee anymore”¦ unless we’re talking about a threesome.

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September 5th, 2006

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Well, it looks like from now on when I discuss The Simpsons, it will either be the TV show or Ashlee Simpson because seeing these new pictures below of Jessica Simpson on The Early Show was the final straw. I really don’t know what else to say about Jessica (check my Carmen Electra post for more) other than I’m glad she has a hot sister. Yes, Ashlee Simpson is hot. And not only is she hot, she can actually dress too. Unlike Jessica who has less fashion sense than a blind nun.

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August 22nd, 2006

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It wasn’t long ago that I hated Ashlee Simpson but it’s amazing what a nose job and weight loss can do. It’s weird the way I suddenly forgot that she was caught lip-syncing on SNL, was rude to a poor McDonald’s employee, and is only famous because she’s Jessica Simpson‘s younger sister. I guess it’s true that being good looking, whether natural or reconstructed, does have its advantages. I should know, seeing as I’m the sexiest man on the planet. Anyway, I’d like to welcome Ashlee to the club and let her know that from now on it’s alright to be rude and obnoxious, just don’t kill anyone because your good looks won’t get you out of that. You’re not Jessica.

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June 7th, 2006

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I’ve never been so turned on by a nose job before. I’ve been turned on by other jobs but never that. What else turns me on is now that Ashlee Simpson is hot, I can not only fantasize about her sister Jessica, I can throw Ashlee into the mix too. We’re talking about sisters here folks. That’s almost as good as twins. Maybe even better because why would anyone want two of the same thing?

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Ashlee Simpson Is Invisible

May 25th, 2006

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These pictures of Ashlee Simspon are from the set of her new music video “Invisible“. I’m not quite sure what she is trying to do with her image but it’s not working, nor am I buying it. There is already one Jessica Simpson and honestly, do we really need some second rate clone? Well, maybe for a threesome and some other sexual pleasures but not in showbiz. Anyway, what separated Ashlee from her sister was her nose, hair, and style/stylist. That’s why the little kids liked her. But now that she has had a nose job, new blond hair extensions and is using Jessica’s stylist Ken Paves, do you really think that men will go crazy over her? Hmm”¦ that all depends on what’s underneath that robe.

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