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Elisha Cuthbert Disappoints

If you’ve been wondering what Elisha Cuthbert’s been up to besides banging hockey players, not much. Here she is out shopping looking all dumpy and not very “Girl Next Door’ish”. It’s too bad because she has the capability of being one of the hottest pieces of ass out there… I guess she doesn’t care. However it seems, she does care about driving a nice car… Let’s hope she changes that attitude around because to keep being able to afford luxuries like that, you’ve got to show the goods.

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Elisha Cuthbert Topless Tease

Here are outtakes of Elisha Cuthbert from her Men’s Health Magazine shoot. This is what you should expect to see when you get a fitness magazine geared for men, not some bulky dude on the cover. They need more chicks like Elisha and then maybe I’d have some motivation to pump iron… and not that kind (take you mind out of the gutter!) These photos are little too much of a tease for me. Anyway, these photos are little too much of a tease for me. I know Elisha isn’t topless but it sure looks that way.

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Elisha Cuthbert’s Sexy In Women’s Health

When I think of women’s health, Elisha Cuthbert isn’t the first girl that comes to mind, considering she’s a smoker. Nonetheless, here she is on the cover of Women’s Heath Magazine. I guess there is a new standard when it comes to fitness, but enough about that! Elisha is hot and the more pictures of her looking that way is good for my health and that’s all that really matters.

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Icons Of The Past Century: Hollywood Starlets Revisit… Again

Yesterday, I posted Lindsay Lohan as Madonna in Glamour Magazines American Icons shoot. Here’s the rest of them: Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn, Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore, Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer, Rumer Willis as The Women of Woodstock. Personally, I think Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw is the hottest. Unfortunately, Sarah Jessica Parker on her best day doesn’t come close to Emma Stone’s hotness, nor do I see how she’s an Icon. Let’s forget about the past already and focus on the future… these types of photoshoots are already getting pretty stale.

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Elisha Cuthbert Is Sexy In Complex

I’ve always been a fan of Complex Magazine and their choice of girls they decide to put on the cover. They don’t disappoint with having Elisha Cuthbert in their February issue. So make sure to check out the pictures and the video below it’s Elisha at her best.

Elisha Cuthbert Complex Video

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Elisha Cuthbert And Her Little Old Lady Dress

Elisha Cuthbert showed up to 24’s 150th Episode & Season 7 premiere party wearing one of the ugliest dresses of all time. This shouldn’t be a surprise though, Elisha is famous for having bad taste in clothing. Sometimes I wonder if she lets one of her hockey player boyfriends dress her. Whatever the case, Elisha should spend less time being a puck slut and more time being my slut. I’ll dress her up just right.

Photos: Wenn

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Elisha Cuthbert Is A Sloppy Second

The NHL has suspended Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery indefinitely for comments he made about other players dating his ex girlfriends, calling them sloppy seconds. Big deal, hockey is all about the trash talk. Besides, the guy’s dated puck sluts like Rachel Hunter and Elisha Cutbert, I can honestly say that I’d have no problem taking Sean Avery’s sloppy seconds.

Sean Avery’s Sloppy Seconds Comment Video

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Elisha Cuthbert’s Career Has Officially Hit Rock Bottom

Elisha Cuthbert’s career must be hitting hard times now that she’s been reduced to having to co-star in a Tim Allen movie. Here she is on the set of The Six Wives of Henry Lefay playing a bride and hopefully not Tim Allen’s bride, because that would be worse than being passed around the NHL as a puck slut. Alright, so that might not make much sense to many of you but what does make sense for Elisha is The Girl Next Door 2. It’s time for a sequel!

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Elisha Cuthbert’s Old Lady Dress

It’s been a while since I’ve seen any good pictures of Elisha Cuthbert, and it looks like I’m going to have to keep waiting because these shots of her at some pretentious boutique opening are not going to do it. What’s with this chick? I understand trying to dress in the style of an old Hollywood starlet but not like an ACTUAL old Hollywood starlet. Get it together.

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Elisha Cuthbert Is A Complete Mess

I don’t know what’s going on with Elisha Cuthbert… what is this mess? One minute she looks like a glamorous young movie star, the next she looks like she should be selling discarded painted toenails to pay for meth. It’s a crime for such a hot girl to leave the house looking less than perfect, she should be put in jail - or at the very least, my mom’s basement. A few days with me will be punishment enough. Wait…

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip With Some Cleavage!

Yes, more Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures (but with new glasses this time). As you can see, Elisha made some friends and they’re having fun posing and giving the finger to the paparazzi. I especially like Elisha’s boob squeeze. Definitely a nice touch, although I was hoping one of her new friends would give her a little motorboat action between them. Maybe in the next set. Stay tuned”¦

Update: Here’s an Elisha Cuthbert nipple slip for you to enjoy! It’s from far, so get your Hollywood Tuna magnifying tools out.

Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

You want to know what’s almost as ugly as Elisha Cuthbert’s boyfriend? Her oversized glasses. Man, I wish those would go out of style already. It’s ruining these bikinis pictures for me and I never thought anything could possibly ruin bikini pictures, but I’m just not into chicks who look like bugs. Because last night I had sex with a bug and got an STD. Anyway, a reader sent in a clip of a Dion Phaneuf hockey fight in which he shows his “superior” fighting ability. Let’s just say the dude is light on his feet.

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Dion Phaneuf Gets Owned

Photos: Flynet, PacificCoastNews

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

Here’s the NHL’s favorite puck slut Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini vacationing in Hawaii with her new boyfriend Dion Phaneuf from the Calgary Flames. I’ve always been a fan of Elisha and it’s hard for me to make fun of her trouble areas (which she does have), but this time I can’t. Not when Shrek is standing next to her. Look at the mug on the guy in this picture. If that doesn’t make you feel better about yourself, I don’t know what will.

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Elisha Cuthbert Gets Passed Around The NHL

So it looks like Elisha Cuthbert gets passed around the NHL more than a hockey puck. Here she is with Dion Phaneuf from the Calgary Flames. Now I’m not 100% sure that’s him since his face looks like it’s taken more beatings than Lindsay Lohan’s”¦ well you know what, but I know that whoever that is, he’s definitely a hockey player. Anyway, it would be nice for us bloggers to have our own “puck slut“ to pass around too. But I guess sitting behind a computer with cookie crumbs all over our shirts just isn’t sexy enough.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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