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Elisha Cuthbert Is A Sloppy Second

December 3rd, 2008

The NHL has suspended Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery indefinitely for comments he made about other players dating his ex girlfriends, calling them sloppy seconds. Big deal, hockey is all about the trash talk. Besides, the guy’s dated puck sluts like Rachel Hunter and Elisha Cutbert, I can honestly say that I’d have no problem taking Sean Avery’s sloppy seconds.

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Elisha Cuthbert’s Career Has Officially Hit Rock Bottom

November 19th, 2008

Elisha Cuthbert‘s career must be hitting hard times now that she’s been reduced to having to co-star in a Tim Allen movie. Here she is on the set of The Six Wives of Henry Lefay playing a bride and hopefully not Tim Allen’s bride, because that would be worse than being passed around the NHL as a puck slut. Alright, so that might not make much sense to many of you but what does make sense for Elisha is The Girl Next Door 2. It’s time for a sequel!

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Elisha Cuthbert’s Old Lady Dress

November 14th, 2008

It’s been a while since I’ve seen any good pictures of Elisha Cuthbert, and it looks like I’m going to have to keep waiting because these shots of her at some pretentious boutique opening are not going to do it. What’s with this chick? I understand trying to dress in the style of an old Hollywood starlet but not like an ACTUAL old Hollywood starlet. Get it together.

Elisha Cuthbert Is A Complete Mess

September 10th, 2008

I don’t know what’s going on with Elisha Cuthbert… what is this mess? One minute she looks like a glamorous young movie star, the next she looks like she should be selling discarded painted toenails to pay for meth. It’s a crime for such a hot girl to leave the house looking less than perfect, she should be put in jail – or at the very least, my mom’s basement. A few days with me will be punishment enough. Wait…

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip With Some Cleavage!

May 7th, 2008

Yes, more Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures (but with new glasses this time). As you can see, Elisha made some friends and they’re having fun posing and giving the finger to the paparazzi. I especially like Elisha‘s boob squeeze. Definitely a nice touch, although I was hoping one of her new friends would give her a little motorboat action between them. Maybe in the next set. Stay tuned”¦

Update: Here’s an Elisha Cuthbert nipple slip for you to enjoy! It’s from far, so get your Hollywood Tuna magnifying tools out.

Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

May 7th, 2008

You want to know what’s almost as ugly as Elisha Cuthbert‘s boyfriend? Her oversized glasses. Man, I wish those would go out of style already. It’s ruining these bikinis pictures for me and I never thought anything could possibly ruin bikini pictures, but I’m just not into chicks who look like bugs. Because last night I had sex with a bug and got an STD. Anyway, a reader sent in a clip of a Dion Phaneuf hockey fight in which he shows his “superior” fighting ability. Let’s just say the dude is light on his feet.

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Dion Phaneuf Gets Owned

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

May 6th, 2008

Here’s the NHL’s favorite puck slut Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini vacationing in Hawaii with her new boyfriend Dion Phaneuf from the Calgary Flames. I’ve always been a fan of Elisha and it’s hard for me to make fun of her trouble areas (which she does have), but this time I can’t. Not when Shrek is standing next to her. Look at the mug on the guy in this picture. If that doesn’t make you feel better about yourself, I don’t know what will.

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Elisha Cuthbert Gets Passed Around The NHL

May 2nd, 2008

So it looks like Elisha Cuthbert gets passed around the NHL more than a hockey puck. Here she is with Dion Phaneuf from the Calgary Flames. Now I’m not 100% sure that’s him since his face looks like it’s taken more beatings than Lindsay Lohan‘s”¦ well you know what, but I know that whoever that is, he’s definitely a hockey player. Anyway, it would be nice for us bloggers to have our own “puck slut“ to pass around too. But I guess sitting behind a computer with cookie crumbs all over our shirts just isn’t sexy enough.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Elisha Cuthbert Nude And Grabbing Tit For Maxim Magazine

April 16th, 2008

Here’s Elisha Cuthbert in the latest Maxim Magazine. Enjoy these pictures of her grabbing her tit and the implied nude black and white, because you know once she heads out in public the girl is a complete disaster. She has the dressing skills of a 4 year old boy. Anyway, at least this photoshoot is hot, so let’s try to forget about her shortcomings for now.

Elisha Cuthbert Is Smokin’

April 11th, 2008

Here’s Elisha Cuthbert on set of her film Ny-lon and for a second I thought I was looking at Scarlett Johansson. As you can see, Elisha‘s long hair is back and that’s a good thing, because I hated the lesbian look she had going. Now if only she would get rid of the clothing she has on and hop into bed with me the smoking wouldn’t bother me so much. That’s the only time I find a chick with a cigarette sexy.

Photos: INFdaily.com

Elisha Cuthbert’s Got Cleavage!!!

February 13th, 2008

Oh my! I don’t think I’ve ever seen Elisha Cuthbert show so much cleavage before. It almost takes the focus off her bad sense of style and hairdo. Now I know there’s some serious push up bra action going on, but I still can’t help myself from wanting to use them as little pillows for one of my naps.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Elisha Cuthbert Naked And Topless?

January 7th, 2008

Here’s a clip from an indie film Elisha Cuthbert did a while back with Christian Slater called “He Was A Quiet Man”. In this scene, Elisha takes off her top and bares her lovely breasts. Unfortunately, the consensus is that it’s a body double, but for the sake of this post let’s pretend it isn’t. It’s much more enjoyable that way. Otherwise we’re just wasting our time.

Elisha Cuthbert Naked And Topless Video

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures!

January 1st, 2008

I’d like to start off by saying that I don’t like Elisha Cuthbert‘s ridiculous glasses, short hair, and the fact that she smokes. But I do like that she’s in a bikini and has got some serious nipple action going on. You know, after seeing last year’s Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, I thought we may have lost her to the battle of the bulge. I’m glad she trimmed down, and proved once again that she’s a hot piece of ass to be reckoned with. Good job Elisha, you’re Tuna-approved.

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GQ Brings Out The Hotties

December 6th, 2007

Here are Megan Fox, Anna Faris, Hayden Panettiere, Elisha Cuthbert, and Minka Kelly. They were among the few hotties at the GQ Celebrates the Men of the Year event. Now usually I’d talk about how hot Megan Fox is, or how short Hayden Panettiere is, or how much I wished Elisha Cuthbert knew how to dress, or how I’d like Anna Faris to play horsey on my lap, but today folks I’m sick as a dog, and I want none of that. So just be happy I did any posts at all.