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Rotten Tuna: Madonna

We all know Madonna is always rotten. She has been rotten since her career started, but nothing can be more rotten than Madonna dressing up as a schoolgirl for Purim (a Jewish holiday). Gross. She has personally ruined every schoolgirl fantasy I’ve ever had. Thanks Madge.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Madonna

Here’s Lindsay Lohan dressed up like Madonna from her ‘Like a Virgin’ video from the 80’s for a photo-shoot in Glamour magazine’s special American Icons issue. I don’t know who the hell Lindsay thinks she is? She hasn’t been a virgin in about a decade, wait how old is she like 22? So just over a decade. Ha! Cause she’s been known to sleep around, you guys get it, you’re on the ball. I can’t wait for this issue 20 years from now with some young starlet flashing her lady junk as a coked up Lindsay Lohan.

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Britney Spears And Madonna Reunite

Madonna And Britney Spears performed together at Dodger Stadium last night and if you were expecting a flashback to their 2003 MTV Music Awards kiss you will be disappointed. There was none of that. Besides, Madonna is an old rotten bag and Britney Spears is not even close to being a shell of her former self, so who would want to see that in the first place. Anyway, Britney doesn’t look all that bad in these pictures. Her handlers cleaned her up well. However, let me remind you just a few weeks ago we saw this! So let’s not get too excited!

22 more pictures of Britney Spears And Madonna here

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Madonna’s See Through Nipple Pictures

Madonna was at the I Am Because We Are premiere in Cannes yesterday wearing a see-through dress and showing off her old ass nipples. I don’t know what prompted this but I guess her over-inflated ego still considers herself hot. Well, she’s not and she wasn’t 10 years ago. Now I’m not saying I’ve never squeezed one out to one of her videos before, but in my defense she was really the only one whoring it up back in the day and that was long before the internet. You had to make do with what was available and Tiffany just wasn’t cutting it.

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Lindsay Lohan & Madonna To Make Beautiful Music?

Madonna and Lindsay Lohan are planning to record a duet, it has been claimed. The two stars have reportedly become friends because of their Kabbalah faith and are holding secret talks to unite for a song – and possibly a movie.
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Madonna is a genius. If ever there was a celebrity that uses another celebrity to stay on top, it’s her. Now that Britney Spears is considered a plague in showbiz, who better to turn to get some cred with the younger generation than Lindsay Lohan? Sure Lindsay can’t sing but neither could Britney. Although another lesbian kiss between Madonna and a young girl could actually do the trick. Worked once before.

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Madonna’s Confessions Are Creepy, Not Erotic

You know there was a time that the thought of Madonna as a Mistress was actually quite sexy and erotic. But that time has passed and there’s absolutely nothing sexy about these pictures of Madonna from her Confessions World Tour. Frankly, I’m a bit creeped out and a little worried of what might happen to those young men after the show, especially with that microphone in her hand.

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Secret: Strong Enough For A Man, Not Madonna

I don’t like seeing Madonna in this light. She has sweaty armpits, yellow teeth and her face is more manly than mine when I don’t shave for a week. Having said that, I have to retract my previous post “Madonna Can Still Express Herself” because I like women. Hot women! Don’t get me wrong, I can admit it if a guy is good looking. However, Madonna is one ugly looking dude.

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