CELEBRITIES > Brittany Murphy
What the hell happened to Brittany Murphy‘s lips? They’re huge! Considering she was top lip-challenged, this is a noticeable difference. In any case, I think Brit is a hot piece of ass and those plump juicy lips just increased her stock in the oral sex department! Chances are you and I will never have the opportunity to sample the oral stylings of Brittany Murphy, but that doesn’t mean we can’t fantasize about the possibility.
It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Brittany Murphy, but here she is at some Rock The Vote event in Sundance and she’s looking pretty damn good. I guess when the only thing going on in her career is being the voice of Luanne on King of the Hill, it’s pretty easy to stay out of them limelight. But that doesn’t mean you’ve forgotten about her, because we all know you sleep with your Luanne action figure every night. She’s the closest you’ll ever get to having a girl in your bed.
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Brittany Murphy Makes This Penguin Happy – And Not Just His “Feet”
Here’s Brittany Murphy at the ‘Happy Feet‘ premiere. I guess she figured that kissing the guys in penguin suits would be a great photo op. Well she was right. Seeing her pretty face puckering up for one of those cute penguin beaks is a really sweet sight. It made me go AWWW for a second there, too. But don’t be fooled by the cartoonish, rated-G expression on that bird’s face. Underneath that costume, lies a sweaty, horny guy named Morty, who’s suddenly really glad he wasn’t working the Spiderman premiere – or some other movie involving a character in a tight fitting costume.
View: Happy Feet Trailer
It’s been a while since I’ve seen Brittany Murphy out and about. Now I don’t remember having such impure thoughts for someone in such a boring outfit before. Then again, I get impure thoughts at least 5 times each hour, so maybe it’s just a pleasant coincidence. Anyway, here she is at the ‘Dead Girl‘ premiere. Ever heard of it? Me neither.
You know it’s going to be a great week here on Hollywood Tuna when you kick it off with the greatest Carmen Electra bikini pictures and then have it followed by these awesome Brittany Murphy pictures the very next day. Now being the professional that I am, I did some research on Brittany because she hasn’t been in the tabloids lately and I felt that you guys should know what she has been up to. When I find something, I’ll let you know. In the meantime, enjoy the pics.
Actress Brittany Murphy has split from her fiancÃƒÂ© Joe Macaluso. The pair met on the set of movie 2004 movie Little Black Book, which Murphy starred in and Macaluso was best boy, responsible for lighting and electricity, on. They became engaged on New Year’s Eve last year, but the actress hinted all was not well when quizzed on their wedding plans at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday.
To all you Average Joe’s. Ever wanted to date a celebrity, but not have to deal with all their fucked up tendancies for too long? Well here’s your chance. You should look up Brittany Murphy. Being engaged to her is like walking into a Mercedes dealership with no money, saying I want to take the SL600 for a spin, go around the block a few times, and return the keys, no questions asked. So don’t feel bad for this poor guy; he got to live the dream. Now I’m just waiting for my turn to take Brittany Murphy for a ride.
Now I would never have thought of the idea of putting Brittany Murphy and Maria Menounos together in one fantasy but I just want to thank the premiere of ‘Talladega Nights‘ and their synchronized arrival timing for making this pleasurable experience come into fruition.
These pictures of Brittany Murphy are from the premier of the new Edward Burns movie ‘The Groomsmen‘… that no one will ever see. However, I think it might be worth checking out because there’s a special cameo of two tiny little miracles, otherwise known as Brittany Murphy‘s breasts.
Peter Pan’s feisty, but previously mute, flying fairy sidekick has finally found her voice. Actress Brittany Murphy will be the Walt Disney Co.’s first-ever voice for Tinker Bell.
Now that Tinkerbell will have Brittany Murphy‘s sexy, smokey voice, she’s going to be the hottest cartoon character around. You better keep that DVD away from me because I’ve experienced “Pixie Dust” before and not only does it make you fly, it ‘s one hell of a time.
Here are pictures of Brittany Murphy drinking milk at the 10th Annual Tony Awards dinner. I hate milk but for some reason she’s making that glass look mighty refreshing. You know what else is refreshing? Brittany Murphy‘s gravity defying breasts. They’re like little miracles.
I don’t know what’s with these young starlets and not being able to wink properly. First, there was Lindsay Lohan’s miserable attempt and now Brittany Murphy‘s. When are they going to get it right? Winking requires a sexy face. And if you would like to step it up a notch, throw in a little tongue action too. Otherwise, a wink alone is just plain creepy.