I’m pretty sure I haven’t done a post on Jennifer Aniston in years, but I’m also pretty sure she hasn’t looked this hot in years either. Anyway, I just double-checked and according to my sources over at Google, Jen’s 48 these days. So I’m not really sure how to explain this photoshoot she did for Harper’s Bazaar. Either someone over there is extremely good at Photoshop, or we all need to start paying attention to Jennifer Aniston again.
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I don’t know if it’s just because she got snubbed for an Oscar nomination or what, but damn, Jennifer Aniston has been dropping some seriously award-worthy cleavage lately. And here she is at the SAG Awards reminding everyone that she got robbed. I mean, sure, I didn’t see her movie or anything, but a performance this good definitely deserves proper recognition. I can’t even make the sag joke I was planning on. So congrats Jen, that’s got to count for something, right?
According to my sources, the 20th annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards were held last night, and while normally I wouldn’t care, Hollywood’s favorite spinster Jennifer Aniston showed up. I guess now that she didn’t get nominated for an Oscar, this is what you’d call “consolation cleavage.” And if this is Jen trying to make everyone remember she’s still around, well, it worked. But if this is what Jen was going to wear to some B-list award show, just imagine how hot she was planning to look for the big day. Is it too late for a recount?
OK, so granted, this isn’t quite as good as the last Friends reunion we had on the site — when Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox took a bikini vacation together, but it’s still pretty funny watching Jennifer and Lisa Kudrow face off in a swearing competition on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The two sitcom stars come up with some good ones too, but in my fantasy at least, things get a whole lot dirtier (although a big bar of soap still comes out at the end). Oh well. Maybe in the rematch. Fingers crossed.
For all four of you guys out there who got super excited about the idea of seeing some kind of Friends bikini reunion with Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox, sorry about the quality on these shots. Blame the paps for not buying a better zoom lens — and also for not just staking out Joanna Krupa‘s backyard instead. Anyway, obviously I’m not the biggest fan of these two, but blurry or not, even I’ve got to admit that this is way better than lame Friends reruns. Enjoy.
I never thought Jennifer Aniston was hot, so seeing these pictures of her vacationing really does nothing for me. Sure, she may have a solid body, but in my opinion, guys who say they are attracted to her are morons who have been brainwashed by average-looking chicks. I remember when Brad Pitt dumped her for Angelina Jolie and women everywhere were like “How could Brad Pitt do this to America’s sweetheart?” And my answer was simple: because Angelina is f%ckin’ hot. But for the ladies out there who still don’t get it, imagine you have a penis. Now imagine Angelina’s lips. End of discussion.
After the festive ones from earlier in the week, we’ve got a few more pictures of Jennifer Aniston vacationing in a bikini again today. And while they aren’t exactly the best quality, much like Jennifer’s movies, we all know that’s not going to stop people from checking them out. So enjoy.
These are by no means the best shots you’ll ever see of Jennifer Aniston, and I’m not saying that because they’re out of focus, that face really does not look good, but she’s giving us a little bra flash so I’m not all that upset about it. She’s obviously on the set of her next straight to DVD movie, and I guess the scene somehow involves her having a little trouble with her top. I think If I was a screenwriter, every scene would involve a hottie having trouble with her top. Gold!
These shots from GQ are clearly promos for Jennifer Aniston’s latest crappy movie that nobody will go see, I really couldn’t care less, but the photographer was somehow able to convince her to lose the top and let it all hang out in just a bra. Well done. Now lose the dude and we’d be in business. I don’t know why Jen is considered such a boring chick, she’s hot, she must really be terrible in the sack. Only one way to find out. Call me.
It’s kind of weird, I woke up this morning with a strange craving for some pictures of forty-two year old breasts and then this happened. Odd. Here’s Jennifer Aniston at some party for aging cougars, showing off all kinds of awesome spinster boobage. Cleavage, sideboob, the whole package. The woman is really good looking, who cares that she seems to be cursed when it comes to romance. I would love to wake up next to this hottie every morning… Until I get bored with her and move on to a younger chick of course. Call me.
Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly known for her flashy outfits, late night partying or accidental lady junk flashes, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that these pictures of her flashing her bra are kind of lame. Here she is at the premiere of some made for TV movie, that sounds about right, doing her best to look like a hot piece. Meh. I’ve seen worse I guess. Although, the lady I saw breast feeding her baby outside my house yesterday did more for my libido than this bra flash. Not a good sign.
The idea of Jennifer Aniston on all fours is a lot more appealing than her actually on all fours in these shots. Here she is getting her handprints immortalized at Grauman’s Chinese Theater for some reason. Apparently they’ll give these things to anyone these days. Anyhow, she’s at least trying to give us a peek down her top… Trying, but not really doing a good job. Lame as usual.
I wish I could tell you that the dress Jennifer Aniston is wearing was see through, but it’s Jennifer Aniston so even if it was nobody would believe me. The woman is just that boring. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still pretty damn gorgeous, but she never really does anything all that sexy. She could teach a class filled with ten year olds in this outfit. Do you think any those kids would understand what to do if I taped a camera to their shoe?