It’s been ages since we’ve seen Anna Kournikova, and for anybody wondering what she’s been up to now that’s retired from tennis, here’s your answer: posting seriously sexy bikini shots on Facebook. And I approve. She may never have been that great a tennis player, but I think Anna’s got a bright future in the Twitter/Facebook modeling game. I know it’s pretty competitive, but as long as she keeps serving up pictures this good, she could be ranked #1 overall by the end of the year.
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Here’s Anna Kournikova looking really damn sexy in a photoshoot for something called Smoda. I don’t know what that is, but I’ve been wondering what Anna’s been up to these days so I don’t really care. To be honest, I just assumed that that Enrique douche had her locked in a tower somewhere in south America, so it’s nice to see that she’s free to take her clothes off and pose all sexy for me. Keep up the good work.
Here’s former half decent tennis player Anna Kournikova showing off her tight little body in a shot for Maxim magazine. Nice. Although I’ve seen her on The Biggest Loser and her weird Americanized accent completely ruins the whole thing. Chicks who sound like they can barely speak the language are hot. Sadly I’ve only got the one picture, which sucks on my part, but to make it up to you I’ve also got a video of Anna doing a little condom shopping. I know, kinda random. Enjoy.
Now that she got herself a job on that show where fat people try running, it’s hilarious, Anna Kournikova seems to fancy herself as some sort of fitness guru. Here she is showing off her tight tennis hottie body on the cover of Women’s Health magazine. I kinda like the shots of her working out her sexy core, but I really doubt that’s how she keeps in shape. We all know that dodging that Inreque Iglesia douche’s sexual advances eight hours a day is how you get abs like this. Where are the pictures of that?
As far as Anna Kournikova pictures go, these are pretty terrible. Not only is she covering up all the good parts of her tight little former tennis hottie body, but pictures playing ping pong? Come on. I’m guessing that, like her tennis career, she didn’t win…. Unless she paired up with someone who carried her to victory.
These aren’t the sexiest Anna Kournikova pictures but I have a rule that if Anna is at an event I will make sure to post the most talented women’s tennis player ever. Sure she never won an event but watching her work the court was great “material”. Anyway, since Anna’s not showing much skin, here’s a little classic Anna working the court. Enjoy.
I don’t see Anna Kournikova as much as I’d like to these days, I don’t know why, she knows how to reach me, I haven’t gone anywhere. I guess it’s hard for her, she’s probably trying to keep her distance from me. I always suspected she had a thing for me, I can be kind of irresistible sometimes. Anyhow, here she is looking sexy in her tight jeans while she chats on her cell phone. She’s probably checking to see if I left her any messages. I didn’t.
I’m still having a hard time believing that Anna Kournikova is still with this Enrique Inglesias whatever the spanish word for douche is, so when I get pictures of the two of them together I get really agitated and annoyed like an old man on a bus. The good news is that Anna looks hot as hell in her short shorts and heels combination, not to mention the fact that I can see her leopard print bra shining through that top of hers that makes all this even more annoying. Now I’m upset, I hope you’re happy.
Here’s the always amazing Anna Kournikova out over the weekend in a nice pair of camouflage tights and an even nicer tank top or t-shirt or whatever you want to call it. I’m sorry, I seem to be having a tough time concentrating this morning. I just can’t stop staring at those beautiful fleshy tennis balls of her. I’m up for a game, I’ve got some decent sneakers… Lots of traction.
I don’t normally like a chick in a suit, they’re always so bitchy, but Anna Kournikova is changing my opinion of them. Here she is at some sort of event wearing a sweet little low cup top and an even sweeter pair of business short shorts. This kind of thing I can handle. More bankers and lady lawyers should wear this kind of outfit, It would just be good for everyone involved. Enjoy.
I wish I could tell you what’s going on in these Anna Kournikova pictures, but I honestly have no idea. It looks to me like she’s blowing out some candles on the boobs of a chick in a Lady GaGa costume, but that can’t be right, that kind of thing only happens in my dreams. Whatever it is she’s doing, she looks amazing doing it, I haven’t seen short shorts look this classy in a long time. They’re like dress short shorts, you could wear this crap to a wedding and fit right in. Especially with those awesome legs.