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Victoria Beckham Makes A Golden Return

August 13th, 2012

If you spent like five hours watching the closing ceremonies of the London Olympics yesterday, you probably saw the Spice Girls get back together…. Again. The ladies did their thing on top of moving taxi cabs, all of them looking better now than they did when they were popular. I liked it. Here’s Victoria Beckham showing off her sweet skinny body as she shakes it for the crowd. I’ve missed her.

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Victoria Beckham Has Completely Lost It

November 10th, 2010

I want to still be in love with Victoria Beckham, I don’t want to be that guy that loses interest in her just because she had her amazingly perfect fake boobies removed…. But I am. I know it’s terrible, but I really don’t have all that much interest in her anymore. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s getting older and she’s not wearing some of the slutty outfits that she used to or maybe it’s the fact that her boobs are tiny now and nobody gives a crap about them… I guess we’ll never know.

     
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Victoria Beckham Has Lost Her Appeal

October 5th, 2010

I’ve always been a big proponent of Victoria Beckham’s, even when everyone said she was too thin or her fake boobs were too big I defended her. Mostly because I loved those big plastic boobies, but now that they’re lock away safely in a medical waste container ready to be sold on eBay if hard times are ever to hit the Beckham’s, she’s really lost most of her sex appeal. I don’t want to say that the only thing she had going for her were fake boobies but…. That’s pretty much what I’m saying. Disappointing.

     
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Victoria Beckham Throws Me A Bone

September 16th, 2010

In the last little while all the pictures I've gotten of Victoria Beckham have involved her walking out the door of her hotel. So boring, especially considering that her awesome implants, may they rest in peace, have been dead and gone for over a year now. The good news is that this time she decided she'd throw me a bone and wear a nice little pair of stylish denim short shorts. I'm not sure if it threw me a bone, but I'd say it's at least a chub. Enjoy.      
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Victoria Beckham’s Hot Skinny Legs

September 15th, 2010

Here's Victoria Beckham doing something I don't care about in New York City the other day wearing a nice pair of tight leather pants. I don't know what else to tell you, once she got the boobs removed, may they rest in peace, she's become pretty lame. Sure she's still got her hot skinny lady body, but it's just not the same without the big fake floatation devices. It's like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the damn jelly. Useless.    
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Victoria Beckham’s Flatness Is Boring

September 9th, 2010

These are by no means very exciting pictures of Victoria Beckham, but ever since she had her awesome fake boobs removed I feel like I've been ignoring her. Can you blame me? Without the genetically modified front meat she's just some rich dudes spoiled wife. Boring. I miss the days when it used to be about her, her boobs and me. Good times.    
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Victoria Beckham’s Breasts Are Missed

September 7th, 2010

It's been about a year or so since I first heard the rumors that Victoria Beckham had decided to have her wonderful fake boobs removed, I didn't want to believe it at first, but deep down inside I knew it was happening and I've been in mourning ever since. I miss those things so much. The sad thing is that she did it to get on the cover of Vogue magazine. Can you believe that? A woman would mutilate her body to get onto a magazine cover. What has the world come to? more pictures of Victoria Beckham here    
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Victoria Beckham Brings Her Sexy Back

June 24th, 2010

I haven't seen Victoria Beckham in a little while and I'm pleased to see that she's trying to bring back her sexiness. I was annoyed when she had her fake boobs reduced, but this is what I like to see to help me get over it. She's classy and slutty all rolled up in to one delicious package. Hot. So hot in fact that she looks like one of those expensive women you can order off the internet. Nice job. more pictures of Victoria Beckham here    
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Victoria Beckham Shows Off Her Skinny Legs

May 26th, 2010

Victoria Beckham decided to take her hot skinny legs out for a day of shopping and all around rich girl pampering. Why not, she deserves it, she's probably had a tough week of having her assistant organize her nannies and going to fancy parties in dresses that cost more than my house. Anyhow, at least she wore a nice short skirt for us to ogle those sweet chopsticks of hers. Thank you. more pictures of Victoria Beckham here    
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Victoria Beckham’s Boob Do What They Do Best

May 5th, 2010

Ever since I heard that David Beckham was injured and out of the World Cup, I've been kind of giving Victoria Beckham the cold shoulder. Not because I think it was her fault, but because now that her husband's got no career and she's got no career what the hell is left? Anyhow, here she is at the mall or the airport or at her new job as a greeter at Wal Mart looking pretty damn hot. Where can I find the Hemorrhoid cream?      
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Victoria Beckham’s Classy Sideboob Pictures

April 23rd, 2010

When it comes to the sideboob, nobody does it better than Miss Victoria Beckham. I don't know if that's actually true, there's no way of checking that sort of stat because the government doesn't keep figures like that just yet, but I'm keeping it because I can't be bothered to think of anything more interesting at this time. Besides, none of you are really reading this right now, you're all too busy blowing up or zooming in on these pictures to see if you can spot a nipple. It's alright, you can admit it.    
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Victoria Beckham Is Losing Her Touch

March 16th, 2010

I thought I would put up a few pictures of Victoria Beckham at the airport because I feel bad about her husband injuring himself so badly that it will take him out of the World Cup. That's the only reason because sadly she's not showing us anything worthwhile. I think it's possible that Victoria has past her prime and has decided to cover up for good. An end of an era. more pictures of Victoria Beckham here      
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Victoria Beckham Flashes Some Stylish Legs

February 4th, 2010

Here's Victoria Beckham and her boobies arriving at the airport the other day and showing off some sexy legs in the process. I'm not impressed with her boxy dress, but I'm glad to see these slutty-ish leggings are becoming fashionable on mainstream chicks instead of just European hookers and transsexuals. Don't ask me how I know that last part. more pictures of Victoria Beckham here    
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Victoria Beckham Is Almost See-through

November 16th, 2009

Here’s Victoria Beckham wearing a sorta see-through top in Heathrow Airport. If this was a year ago, I’d be in heaven gawking at her Frankenstein–like funbags, but now they're gone and I have to figure what else to write about... Her hair? Her shoes? I have no clue... It’s all very disappointing. more pictures of Victoria Beckham here    
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