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Maria Menounos Is A Greek Goddess

Here’s Maria Menounos at the premiere of ‘Julie & Julia‘ and I’m loving the outfit she has on. She looks like a Greek Goddess. I want to be the guy who keeps her cool with a big feathered fan and hand-feeds her figs. And no, I don’t mean the figs that are between my legs. Take your heads out of the gutter people! Maria is a classy lady, let’s not disrespect her like that.

Photos: WENN.com

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Maria Menounos And Her Big Juicy Lemons

Here are some pictures from the Twitter page of my favorite Hollywood reporter Maria Menounos featuring the hottie showing off her sweet juicy lemons in her garden. Ugh! This post isn’t working, she couldn’t be holding up a couple of melons or peaches or something that we normally associate with boobs? Lemons! They’re just not sexy. I want to bite into your tasty big lemons? I don’t think so. Don’t even get me started on the giant zucchini. At least Maria looks as tasty as ever.

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Maria Menounos Is Worst In Drag Show

Maria Menounos‘ fashion sense has really gone down the tubes. Here she is at the Best In Drag Show Aids Benefit and I have to say that I’ve seen dudes in drag look better than Maria does in this outfit. And I mean that in the most heterosexual way. The only saving grace with these pictures are her tits. And thank god for that.

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Maria Menounos Is A Disaster

Well if you thought Petra Nemcova’s new hairdo was a disaster, Maria Menounos has outdone her. I mean seriously outdone her. This is by far the worst hot-to-ugly transformation in the history of babeology. I don’t know if Maria can bounce back from this one. The image will forever be ingrained in our heads.

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Maria Menounos Shows Off Her Puppies

Here’s Maria Menounos at some dog charity/benefit thingy. It’s nice to see Maria bring out her puppies to the event. And by puppies I don’t mean that big white dog. Anyway, that was a lame joke but girl has some nice cleavage and I wouldn’t mind her strapping a leash on me and calling me a good boy.

Photos: Wenn

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Maria Menounos Is Super Cute

Here’s Maria Menounos attempting to qualify for the AVP Cuervo Gold Crown Huntington Beach Open. Unfortunately she didn’t make the team but hey, she looked damn cute trying. And in then end that’s all that really counts, right ladies?

Photos: INFdaily.com

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Maria Menounos Is A Good Workout

Wow! This is the first time I’ve noticed a sexy side to Maria Menounos. Usually Maria is annoyingly cute, but here she is showing off her super flat stomach which is decorated with a stripper belly piercing while taking a jog in Bel Air. I have to admit, she’s not alone in this workout. I’m building up a sweat myself just looking at those sweet hips and I have yet to get out of my seat. Thanks Maria, I think it’s time for us to hit the showers.

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Maria Menounos Got Back!

What’s this I see? Maria Menounos has got some serious junk in her trunk! Now, before any of you start your bitching, by no means am I calling her fat“¦ I’m just saying her ass is. It’s quite shocking and totally unexpected that such a tiny waist would be able to support such a wide load. Usually, I’d stay clear of something this freakish, but seeing how it belongs to the very delicious Maria Menounos, I just want to dive right in there and toss it like a Greek salad.

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Maria Menounos Is Comforting

It’s been a while since I’ve posted my favorite Greek goddess Maria Menounos. I like to consider Maria, Hollywood Tuna comfort food. What I mean by that is when there’s so much crap material out there and none of it is good, you can’t go wrong with putting up Maria’s pretty face. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It also makes me feel like closing the blinds and locking the door to keep my mother from coming down in the basement.

Photos: INF

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Maria Menounos’ Cleavage Is A Good Filler

Here’s Maria Menounos at the Cinevegas Film Festival Awards rockin’ some serious cleavage. I haven’t written anything on Maria in a while, but she’s looking hot here and her breasts make for a good filler post. They’d also make the perfect filler for my grubby little hands.

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Where’s Maria Menounos’ Bikini?

Superbowl weekend has finally arrived and here’s Maria Menounos at The Celebrity Beach Bowl in Miami. Normally when I think of beach football, I think of hot girls running around in little bikinis attempting to catch a football without getting killed. Anyway, what’s up with Maria not wearing a bikini? If there was one celebrity that I would like to see in one, it would definitely be her. I’m so disappointed. But don’t worry, I won’t stay mad at her for long. She’s beautiful and beauty makes me forgetful.

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Maria Menounos Is Golden

So earlier I mentioned that there was zero sex appeal at the Golden Globe Awards. Well I was wrong. I completely forgot about the one shining star in an otherwise dull affair ““ the gorgeous Maria Menounos! You’ll notice that I’m dedicating a full post to her exclusively. I don’t want to bunch her in with the rest of the boring crowd that attended last night. Anyway, I’m pretty sure the poor girl wasn’t even nominated for an award, so giving her the spotlight on Hollywood Tuna is the least I can do to make her feel better. I’d be happier comforting her in person, but I don’t like prison much, so I’ll keep my distance.

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This Just In: I Have A Huge Crush On Maria Menounos

After viewing these latest pictures of Maria Menounos, I’ve come to the conclusion that she is, hands down, by far and without the slightest of doubt, the most superior specimen of womanly perfection I’ve ever laid eyes on. That was actually quite hard to say to you all, as it fills me with some degree of guilt. You see, Stacy Keibler had been my number one for so long that I feel I’m betraying her by saying this. Stacy, please forgive me. It was fun, but I’m moving on with my life”¦”¦unless you actually want to hook up. Then I would GLADLY denounce Maria Menounos as the Antichrist if you’d let me climb up those 41Ã‚Â½ inch legs of yours.

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Even Muppets Go Gaga For Maria Menounos

If there were ever any doubts as to our feathered friend’s gender, this picture pretty much answers that mystery. The look on Big Bird’s face says it all. It’s the same goofy reaction any healthy male, Muppet or otherwise, would have if Maria Menounos were standing so close. Big Bird can’t even keep his hand off his little bird from the looks of it, and Maria seems more than willing to help him out. It’s been a while since I’ve had any interest in Sesame Street, but that just changed.

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