I never thought I’d type this again, but damn, Tara Reid is actually looking pretty hot in these pictures from the Tie the Knot premiere! Especially the parts between her collarbone and her stomach. That’s the great thing about a good pair of bolt-ons. The older a hottie gets, the tougher it is to keep up the rest, but fake funbags are like a fine wine. They just get better with age.
CELEBRITIES > Tara Reid
Remember the days when Tara Reid was the hottest thing around and seeing her at the beach was actually cause for celebration? Sorry, I’m just trying to think happier thoughts after coming across these, because one look at Tara in a bikini these days is enough to send the Little Tuna into hiding so deep you’d think he was in the witness protection program. Yikes. Next please.
As part of the celebrity blogger union, I think I’m contractually obligated to do one post a year on Tara Reid just to remind my readers that she’s still around/alive, and that she’s still nowhere near as hot as she used to be before she turned into a saggy mess. So anyway, here you go. I’m not sure what’s wrong with her arm in these shots, but considering that usually when I see Tara bikini pictures I have to ask what’s wrong with the rest of her body/face, I’d call this a step in the right direction. And hey, at least one part of her is still in perfect condition.
It’ s been a really long time since I’ve said this, actually I don’t know if I’ve ever said this, but Tara Reid actually looks pretty damn good in these pictures. It looks like she’s on the cover of Loaded magazine, but that doesn’t make sense, this chick doesn’t make the cover does she? That’s just crazy talk. I guess with a little help from photoshop, anyone can make the cover of whatever magazine they want. As washed up as she may be, those fake boobies will always have a special place in my heart.
If you’re shocked that we’ve got some pictures of Tara Reid flashing her lady bits while she gets out of a car, then you know absolutely nothing about Tara Reid or this website. Here she is looking… I want to say sober, but I’m not sure if I feel comfortable with that. Here she is looking about as sober as she possibly can while she gives us a good look at her feminine side in a hot little red dress. I don’t know where she is or what she’s doing, I think she just got voted out of Celebrity Big Brother India or something, how the hell am I supposed to keep track of a D-list celebrity? Anyhow, nice package. Enjoy.
You knew it was only a matter of time before Tara Reid would sober up and figure out how to use Twitter to her advantage. I guess she was sick of seeing all the other Twitter models get my attention that she had to do something. Here she is hanging out in her little bikini, probably on her honeymoon, looking pretty good actually. I bet it took like fifty takes to get the angles and lighting just right. How many times do you think she fell off the edge of that infinity pool? More please.
I haven’t seen Tara Reid in a long time, I just assumed that she’d be one of the blondes in some billionaire Saudi sheik’s permanently drunk harem by now, so I’m a little surprised to see her looking this good. I should rephrase that, I’m surprised to see her looking this good for Tara Reid. That makes more sense. Can she really still be considered a celebrity? I think at this point she’s just that chick with the messed up breast implant. Speaking of which, show us your boobs.