Last time we saw Keeley Hazell, she was looking a little rough, but this is much more like it! Because here’s one of my all-time favorite busty Brits in a seriously busty cover shoot for FHM and their February “How To” issue. Only problem is, it looks like they left out the part about how to score a date with Keeley. Seriously, take it from me, forget “writing a job-winning CV” and the rest of that boring crap, that’s the kind of life-changing advice guys would actually pay to read.
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I love Keeley Hazell as much as the next red-blooded guy, but I’ve gotta admit she was looking pretty rough at FHM‘s hottie awards show the other night, and kinda strung out. Clearly her publicist forgot to remind Keeley that she was heading to the Sexiest Women Awards, not the Most Hungover Women Awards. Those are usually held at my place on Saturday mornings. And Keeley’s never once accepted my invite.
This is a sad day here at Hollywood Tuna. Not only does Keeley Hazell claim this is her last ever photoshoot, she also looks like she got a breast reduction to boot. I know she was getting serious about leaving modeling for Hollywood, but that last bit’s just cruel. Anyway, it was a nice career while it lasted, and Keeley was always my favorite UK glamor model. I look forward to seeing her in her upcoming roles as Hot Chick #2 and Bikini Girl by the Pool.
I used to post pictures of Keeley Hazell all the time, she used to love to pose half naked with her breasts squeezed together so perfectly, so these shots are very disappointing. Here she is at some party last night looking like an out of work elementary school music teacher. Not cool at all. Even her face is looking a little different to me. I don’t know what the hell is going on, but I don’t like it.
Last week I had a teaser shot from Keeley Hazzel’s big return to boob modeling, they always come crawling back, so I thought I might as well share the whole shoot with you guys. Not only does she give us an amazing couple of underboob shots, but she flashes her perfect booty, gets topless, and hoses herself down in her underwear. Awesome. I’m glad to see all those acting classes haven’t gone to waste.
I knew it was only a matter of time before my busty British beauty, Keeley Hazell, would come crawling back to me… With her boobs out. Not long ago the hottie announced that she was quitting posing with her breasts together for men’s magazines and heading to Hollywood to become an actor, I don’t know when that was, but she’s back and better than ever. Here she is on the cover of FHM in all her breastacular glory. Stick to what you know. It’s good to have you back princess.
What the hell is this crap? I’m being told that this is Keeley Hazell at the premiere of The Help the other day. Really? That can’t be right, I thought that Keeley Hazell was a busty British glamour model, this chick is a far cry from that. This chick actually looks like the help. Go make my bed. We haven’t seen anything from this woman for like two years and this is how she makes her triumphant return? Not good lady, not good.
Here's Keeley Hazell in Ok Magazine boring the shit out of me, I think she's trying to reinvent herself or something because she seems to think she's some sort of pseudo supermodel. Please! Where are the big tits? I'll tell Keeley the same thing I tell strippers who think they're going to go on to become actresses or singers.... Take your top off and sit on my lap, there's five dollars in it for you. Related Articles: Keeley Hazell Is A Topless Witch Keeley Hazell's Topless Lingerie Calendar Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures In Nuts Magazine Keeley Hazell Nude In Maximal
So I decided to do my own version of a top ten babe list this year. Yes, I know they are cheesy but trust me this list is the list of all lists which makes it the official babe list of the year, I’ll tell you now you won’t find Scarlett Johansson or Jessica Alba in the top ten and anyone that does have those two on their list is smoking some publicist’s crack.. ass crack that is. Anyway, make sure to follow every day as we count them down.
Now to the task at hand; this year at number 10 is Keeley Hazell. I know many of you think she could’ve easily been number 1, but I had to demote her big time this year because something about her face is not right, especially her lips. I don’t know if she walked into a wall or she stuffed the insulation from the wall into her lips but Keeley is just not as hot as she used to be. However, she does have the greatest tits on the planet so because of that she still made it at number 10.
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