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Elizabeth Hurley’s Timeless Cleavage

Ever since Elizabeth Hurley got married, got old and disappeared I’ve missed her, well, at least most of her. Here she is showing off her timeless cleavage in a nice teasing little dress at last night’s premiere of some movie. At this pace Liz will probably have great cleavage until she’s nearly seventy. It may be much much lower down, but I predict it will still look pretty good. I’ll be in my fifties by then which in girl years is roughly thirty-five so I’ll be in my prime. Maybe we can hook up.

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Elizabeth Hurley And Her Long Delicious MILF Legs

Here’s Elizabeth Hurley at some event called Grey Goose Character & Cocktails a couple of days ago. I think it’s some sort of winter fundraiser. Whatever it is I’m glad to see she’s showing off her long legs, but I think she’d raise more than just funds if she’d lose the retarded furry life jacket and give us a look at her sweet MILF boobies. Although boobs and legs might be a little too much all at once. Who am I kidding?

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Elizabeth Hurley Is Banged Up

Here’s Elizabeth Hurley at the premiere that movie with her ex and the lady who looks like an old horse, I have no idea what it’s called. Obviously Liz looks hot, but I’m a little concerned about that bruise on her right arm. I’d like to think it’s from some nasty rough sex, but I doubt it. As women get older they become like peaches, they’re a little fuzzy all over, they bruise easily and they’ve got a hard nut center. Enjoy.

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Elizabeth Hurley’s Orgasmic Snack Line

Here’s Elizabeth Hurley at Harrods in London for the launch of a new orgasmic snack line. Sounds pretty hot if you ask me, orgasmic snacks, I guess that’s why she’s dressed in her fancy red outfit. I think I know what I’m getting my girlfriend for christmas. Ah for f@#k’s sake!! She’s launching organic snacks not orgasmic. Mom! You’re supposed to proof read this garbage.

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Elizabeth Hurley: MILF In Pink

I know that Elizabeth Hurley is extremely beautiful, but she seems to be getting to that age where she’s less of a sex symbol and more of an attractive older woman. I don’t like it. Here she is in her stylish pink dress at some event for Estee Lauder looking like a woman who’s on the verge of needing to use Estee Lauder products to cover up her aging face. My grandmother used to use this shit. Next she’ll be wearing sensible shoes and support hose at an event for adult diapers. I miss the old Elizabeth Hurley, back when people used to call her Liz.

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Elizabeth Hurley’s Boobs Raise Awareness

Here’s Elizabeth Hurley at the Bloomingdale’s PINK Lighting Ceremony for breast cancer awareness in a nice sparkling pink dress. I don’t know what she’s lighting up, but she’s definitely turning something on. I’ve got a pink thing in my pants she can turn on. That’s just gross. Besides, it’s more of a beige color and I’m not sure I could handle an older woman’s condescending hands poking at it.

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Photos: Flynet

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Elizabeth Hurley Is Still The Hottest MILF

Proving that she’s still the hottest MILF around, Elizabeth Hurley showed off her stuff at the GQ Magazine Men Of The Year Awards last night. Now those f@#kers at GQ are just rubbing it in, we all know I wasn’t invited and we all know how much I love Elizabeth Hurley so this shit is just mean. Anyhow, I hope that Salma Hayek is reading this and that her hot latina blood is boiling that I called Liz the hottest MILF around. If I know Salma and I think I do, as much as a blogger in his mom’s basement can, she’s not going to just sit around and take this bullshit. Stay tuned.

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Elizabeth Hurley’s Cleavage Is Too Good For Me

Here’s Elizabeth Hurley and her stunning cleavage heading to Elton John’s White Tie And Tiara Ball without me. When is she going to smarten up and invite to these things? Although, she’s such a classy MILF, I somehow doubt she’d be too pleased to see me show up with my water pistols filled baby oil. Or would she?

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Elizabeth Hurley Because She Is The Hottest MILF Ever!

Elizabeth Hurley took her delicious MILF funbags to the Grand Prix de Monaco over the weekend causing hundreds of Frenchmen to simultaneously exclaim ‘Hon hon hon. C’est Magnifique!’. In case you don’t speak French, that’s the equivalent to the American term ‘Dayum!!!’ Can you blame them? She’ F@#king hot and in honor of the Grand Prix, I’d like to do a few laps around those sweet curves, maybe kick the tires a little. I don’t know what that means, but you know what I’m getting at.

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Elizabeth Hurley Is MILF Fullness

After seeing Hayden Panettiere struggling to keep her dress up at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS 2009 at Cannes earlier, here’s super MILF Elizabeth Hurley at the same event showing us exactly what you need to hold up a dress. In case you haven’t guessed what it is, it’s a pair of gorgeous big boobs. F@#k she’s hot. If the paparazzi do their job properly, hopefully next we’ll have some shots of Liz and her two friends in a bikini. Finger’s crossed.

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Elizabeth Hurley Got Nipple-itis

It’s been a while since I’ve seen any Elizabeth Hurley pictures, I almost forgot about her ever since she got married, so I’m very happy to bring you these shots of Liz in her hot pink dress showing off her delicious figure. I can’t be sure but I think she’s a little chilly, don’t ask me how I know, I just have a feeling. Alright you got me, I’m not an expert on the weather but I can see her nipples and I don’t care who knows it. Enjoy.

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Elizabeth Hurley Forgot To Wear Her Bikini

Here’s Elizabeth Hurley at a photocall for the opening of her Beach Boutique at Bicester Village in England the other day. I can honestly say that when I think of beaches England is one of the last places I think of, right before Kazakhstan and Winnipeg. I know she’s getting a little older but I think this opening would have had more of an impact if she was also wearing a bikini and a pair heels. And hugging the girls… And jumping up and down. Something.

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Photos: Wenn

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Elizabeth Hurley Is Still The Queen Of Cleavage

Has Elizabeth Hurley recently had a few babies that I don’t know about? I know that can’t be right, she’s way too old for that, but her breasts look like Salma Hayek’s massive new mom tits. Here she is at the Global Illumination Initiative at the London Tower proving once again that she’s the queen of cleavage. Personally I think those pillows need stuffing.

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Elizabeth Hurley Flashes Her Panties

Here’s Elizabeth Hurley making an appearance at Bloomingdales for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation, but instead of showing her breasts to raise money somehow she flashed her panties. Personally, either way works for me but I’d prefer tits. It usually encourages me to make a bigger deposit.

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Photos: Flynet. Wenn, SplashNewsOnline

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