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Elizabeth Hurley Forgot Her Bikini

April 20th, 2011

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this exact same thing before, Elizabeth Hurley at some store launch for her line of bikinis without actually wearing the bikini herself. I didn’t like it the last time and I don’t like it now. You would think she’d learn from the last time, clearly Ms Hurley has better things to do then read about herself on my stupid website. Well excuse me your majesty. Anyhow, I guess it’s not all bad, there are two chicks in bikinis in the middle of a mall. That’s not bad I guess. Enjoy.

Photos: Fame

Elizabeth Hurley Keeps The Sexy Going

March 16th, 2011

I didn’t know that Elizabeth Hurley’s sexy name was attached to this Wonder Woman remake, I guess the folks over at NBC still have a few good ideas up their sleeves. I may have to sit through this garbage sometime. Here’s the British beauty on set doing her thing in a tight dress, bringing a touch of class to what I can only assume will be some terrible terrible television viewing. It’s probably a smart move to bring in as many hotties as possible, the more boobs the better I always say.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Elizabeth Hurley’s Sweet Mom Cleavage

March 11th, 2011

I’m aware that I’ve already posted pictures of Elizabeth Hurley and her tasty MILF boobies on the site today, but I love this old bird so I had to post some more. Here she is walking the streets of London yesterday looking as sexy as ever in her tight jeans and tank top. On paper this outfit is pretty damn boring, the girls at the food court wear this kind of thing, but on Elizabeth it just looks right. Me thinks it’s the big old boobs.

Photos: Fame

Elizabeth Hurley Has Still Got The Goods

March 11th, 2011

It goes without saying that Elizabeth Hurley is one of the hottest MILF’s of all time so these pictures of her dropping some classy cleavage at a party for some children’s foundation called KIDS in London yesterday are pretty damn awesome. Not because her cleavage is actually in the right spot, old people tend to sag, but because she’s still really damn sexy. I love it. It almost makes me want to pretend to be an underprivileged kid to get her attention…. Almost.

Photos: Fame

Elizabeth Hurley Is Still A Hot Piece

February 2nd, 2011

I love Elizabeth Hurley, I actually think that she’s getting better looking with age, if that’s even possible for a woman. I always thought that only us males could get better looking as we got older, I guess I was wrong. Anyhow, here she is at some private dinner for Elton John or something looking like a million bucks. I don’t know who the old dude is who refuses to let go of the vice grip he’s got on her hand, but I bet he’s got a nice big chunk of change in his bank account. Bastard. Maybe he’s just a gay friend.

Photos: WENN.com

Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Are Suffocating

December 6th, 2010

Here’s classy piece of ass Elizabeth Hurley at some party over the weekend with her amazing MILF breasts stuffed so tightly into her dress that the poor things must be suffocating. I can’t believe this kind of abuse is still going on, it’s almost 2011 for Christ’s sake! Someone should organize a telethon or a protest or one of those annoying Facebook status update things so that this kind of thing never happens again. It’s a good thing I know mouth to mouth. Pucker up girls.

Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Have Still Got It

December 2nd, 2010

Obviously Elizabeth Hurley is getting older, but I have to say that her breasts still take a great picture. Here she is in some photoshoot for a clothing line or something that’s probably only relevant to women with brittle bones or weak bladders or who need pills that soften their stool, but she’s still looking pretty damn awesome so who gives a crap. I wouldn’t have any problems helping this old bird into a hot bath to soak her bunions. Call me.

Elizabeth Hurley Knows How To Fill Out A Dress

November 9th, 2010

I have to say that I’m a little disappointed in these pictures of Elizabeth Hurley, not because she looks bad or anything, the lady is prime quality meat, but because she’s not showing off the MILF cleavage that I’ve become accustomed to. What the hell? Who am I kidding? I’m actually not disappointed at all, this tight dress is a nice change of pace, I bet she’d look awesome running up a fancy ballroom staircase…. In slow motion. Make it happen.

Photos: WENN.com

Elizabeth Hurley Makes Bikinis Look Classy

November 2nd, 2010

I have no idea what the hell this magazine is, but I have a pretty good idea why they would put super MILF Elizabeth Hurley on the cover in her bikini. She looks awesome all the time, but put her in a bikini and I get that special feeling deep inside my crotch. Not to mention that she’s giving us some sexy bedroom eyes in the other shots. I can’t take it anymore. When is she going to leave her millionaire husband and run away with me? I can wait.

Elizabeth Hurley Is Amazingly Hot

November 1st, 2010

Here’s super MILF Elizabeth Hurley dressed up as an amazingly hot piece of classy ass for Halloween over the weekend. Best costume ever. Someone could make a lot of money selling this kind of thing to ugly chicks, they’d wear it everyday. Obviously she’s not wearing a costume, she’s just naturally gorgeous and I love her for it. Halloween brings out the best cleavage.

Photos: WENN.com

Elizabeth Hurley’s High Class Hotness

October 22nd, 2010

I don’t think I have to tell you guys just how much I love super MILF Elizabeth Hurley’s ultra high class boobies, I haven’t exactly kept it a secret. Here she is out in her tight sexy dress and expensive earrings looking like one of those fancy prostitutes you read about in Penthouse forum and imagine only Saudi sheiks and Russian oil billionaires can afford. Lucky bastards. I bet if I had a three hundred foot yacht she’d be more inclined to answer my phone calls, but until then I’ll just have to keep posting pictures on the internet like a creep. She leaves me no choice.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Elizabeth Hurley Is Just That Hot

October 21st, 2010

Elizabeth Hurley has always been a tasty piece of work, but I find that as she gets older she almost gets even better looking. I know, I can’t believe I’m saying that either, but it’s true. Here she is in her nice pink number proving me right. I don’t know who the old dude is holding her hand, I thought she was a married woman, but I bet his bank account carries a substantially larger balance than mine. If she’s looking for a hunger man eager to please, she knows where to find me.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Elizabeth Hurley’s Cleavage Is Worth Saving

October 15th, 2010

I think it’s pretty clear why I’m posting these pictures of super hottie Elizabeth Hurley…. MILF cleavage! Here she is at some Breast Cancer Awareness event showing us exactly why breast cancer needs to go away permanently. What kind of asshole disease would want to attack something this awesomely beautiful? How come there’s no celluloid cancer or beer belly cancer? Leave the boobies alone you son of a bitch!

Photos: WENN.com

Elizabeth Hurley’s Cleavage Is In Stock

October 4th, 2010

It’s amazing how good Elizabeth Hurley still looks, a timeless beauty as they say, here she is at the New York Stock Exchange the other day showing off the amazing cleavage that we’ve come to know and love over the years. With the country just starting to slowly pull itself out of this economic downturn, I don’t think it’s a good idea to distract all these stock brokers by throwing a hottie like Liz into the mix with her boobs hanging out. Those guys need to focus on what they’re doing, I’m afraid the price of silicon, melons, balloons and milk are going to go way up. Get it?