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Hilary Swank’s Manly Bikini Pictures

August 16th, 2010

Here's Hilary Swank showing off her hard body in a little bikini over the weekend. I'm not really feeling these pictures, you know, down there. This chick has always confused me, I don't know if it was that movie where she had a penis that did it, or that she's a little too in shape for my taste. Either way, it's not working for me. I don't like my women to have more muscle definition than I do. Not that that's very hard to do, I'm a celebrity blogger after all. I doesn't help that she's got a chiseled jaw like a statue of a Greek god. At least her little boobs look alright.

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Hilary Swank’s Cleavage Makes A Comeback

March 8th, 2010

Let me start off by saying that I don't find Hilary Swank attractive at all, I think it was either that movie where she pretended to have a penis or her face that ruined it for me, but I'm not afraid to admit that she's got one hell of a body on her. I think the kids call this a butterface. Here she is at some Vanity Fair event showing off more than a little cleavage, some sideboob and even a little underboob. That's a hat-trick. You can always tell it's a good cleavage top when you can almost see bellybutton. Did I mention her ass looks pretty good too? Enjoy.

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Hilary Swank’s Breasts Have Disappeared

August 29th, 2007

Here are some new Hilary Swank bikini pictures. I still don’t know what happened to Hilary’s breasts, but they seem to have disappeared and it’s a travesty. I mean, the one thing she had going for her was that she was so skinny but had such huge melons. Anyway, I hope at least a few of you guys find something remotely sexy about Hilary in a bikini, because I’d hate to have wasted 30 minutes of my time assembling these images for nothing.

Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures

July 9th, 2007

What happened to Hilary Swank? Didn’t she used to have a big rack? Well, something’s wrong, because now we’ve got these new candids of Hilary in a bikini, and her boobs are nowhere to be seen. In fact, not only are her boobs gone, but her ass is gone too! It’s as flat as a pancake. Now I’m not sure why I’m posting these photos, since there’s nothing remotely sexy about them, but I guess average-looking chicks need love too.

Photos: INF

If You Do Drugs, Chances Are No Swank In Your Future

July 7th, 2006

Hilary Swank has claimed her marriage to Chad Lowe failed because he allegedly had a drug addiction. She told America’s Vanity Fair magazine: “I knew something was happening but I didn’t know what. “When I found out, it was such a shock because I never thought he’d keep something from me.”
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I knew that this marriage wasn’t going to work when I saw Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe together at the Academy Awards a few years back and Hilary forgot to mention him in her acceptance speech. This is what I would consider a life changing moment, especially if you are the chump sitting in the front row and your wife “the Oscar winner” doesn’t even acknowledge you. I’m surprised he’s alive.

*Check out Hilary Swank in a bikini on the cover of Vanity Fair

Hilary Swank Rocks The Jeans & Tank Top

April 21st, 2006

Here’s some new candids of Hilary Swank. I just want to point out that if a girl wants to look sexy, all she needs is a nice pair of jeans and a tank top. That’s it. Recently, we’ve been seeing stars like Lindsay Lohan wear those hippy dresses. Those rags belong on people 65 and up. I’m not a fashion expert but it makes me sick to know that there are people who get paid enormous amounts of money to dress celebrities in awful outfits, when all they need is a pair of jeans and a tank top.

Hilary Swank In A Tank Top @ Unknown Event