CELEBRITIES > Bikinis
Here are some new Hilary Swank bikini pictures. I still don’t know what happened to Hilary’s breasts, but they seem to have disappeared and it’s a travesty. I mean, the one thing she had going for her was that she was so skinny but had such huge melons. Anyway, I hope at least a few of you guys find something remotely sexy about Hilary in a bikini, because I’d hate to have wasted 30 minutes of my time assembling these images for nothing.
What happened to Hilary Swank? Didn’t she used to have a big rack? Well, something’s wrong, because now we’ve got these new candids of Hilary in a bikini, and her boobs are nowhere to be seen. In fact, not only are her boobs gone, but her ass is gone too! It’s as flat as a pancake. Now I’m not sure why I’m posting these photos, since there’s nothing remotely sexy about them, but I guess average-looking chicks need love too.
Hilary Swank has claimed her marriage to Chad Lowe failed because he allegedly had a drug addiction. She told America’s Vanity Fair magazine: “I knew something was happening but I didn’t know what. “When I found out, it was such a shock because I never thought he’d keep something from me.”
I knew that this marriage wasn’t going to work when I saw Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe together at the Academy Awards a few years back and Hilary forgot to mention him in her acceptance speech. This is what I would consider a life changing moment, especially if you are the chump sitting in the front row and your wife “the Oscar winner” doesn’t even acknowledge you. I’m surprised he’s alive.
*Check out Hilary Swank in a bikini on the cover of Vanity Fair
Here’s some new candids of Hilary Swank. I just want to point out that if a girl wants to look sexy, all she needs is a nice pair of jeans and a tank top. That’s it. Recently, we’ve been seeing stars like Lindsay Lohan wear those hippy dresses. Those rags belong on people 65 and up. I’m not a fashion expert but it makes me sick to know that there are people who get paid enormous amounts of money to dress celebrities in awful outfits, when all they need is a pair of jeans and a tank top.