I know we haven’t had Fergie on the site in a while, but she’s on the cover of Allure for their latest issue, and looking a hell of a lot better than I remembered her. I don’t know if it’s the fact she’s a MILF these days or just good Photoshop, but either way, let’s hope she’s able to keep this up. For both our sakes. But especially mine.
CELEBRITIES > Fergie
It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Fergie, and apparently she had a kid since the last time I had her on the site. So that makes this my official first look at her post-baby body. Let’s see… Sure, she may look like Slash from the neck up, but those legs are pretty good, and Fergie’s always been solid in the front meat department. OK, I’m ready to call it: she’s a MILF. So congratulations Fergie. I’m guessing this must be the happiest day of your life.
Hello! We haven’t seen Fergie in ages and this is how she makes a comeback? I like it. Here she is showing off her banging body in a sweet little bikini. Where did those big boobs come from? maybe that’s where she’s been all this time. I highly doubt it, but a guy can dream can’t he? Anyhow, she’s looking pretty good for a woman her age, if she had any kids I’d call her a MILF. One of these days a kid will ruin her. What a shame.
I’m kind of confused by theses pictures of Fergie in a mirrored dress. Normally I would say something stupid like anything that can deflect attention away from her face would be alright with me, but I actually kind of like these pictures. Maybe it’s a new year and a new Tuna. Here’s the Black Eyed Peas hottie strutting her stuff on the red looking pretty damn good. I think I’ve had far too much to drink.
These pictures of Fergie are kind of like one of those Magic-Eye puzzles from the nineties, if you focus your eyes properly on her tempting cleavage, you won’t even notice her busted up face in the background. I never said it would be easy, but when it works, the results are worth the effort. I’m getting a headache, I think I’ve been concentrating too hard. Good luck.
It’s not very often I’ve got something complimentary to say about Fergie, not that I have anything against her, but she’s not exactly a natural beauty. Anyhow, today is an exception. Here she is dropping some of that cougar-like cleavage at the premiere of New Year’s Eve the other night. Now this Fergie I can handle. It just makes sense, if your face is busted, hide it behind some fat cleavage. I think it was Martin Luther Jr who said that.
It’s pretty amazing how easily it seems to be to get seemingly upstanding celebrity hotties to take their clothes off in the name of art. Here’s Fergie taking her turn showing off her cute little booty in an artsy fartsy photoshoot for something. I’m going to have to assume this is yet another page out of Diddy’s big book of booties called Culo. Why not? Someone send me a copy of this thing. Pretty please.
Alright, it’s Thanksgiving and I thought I was done for the day, that was until I found these pictures and videos of Fergie shaking her sweet booty on stage somewhere. Her face is looking a little bit like Kirstie Alley’s, but her body is looking good. That booty is awesome. Now that’s a piece of meat I can be thankful for. Enjoy.
I’m kind of impressed with these pictures of Fergie at some Black Eyed Peas thing the other day, her face isn’t as busted as it normally is, she must have a good doctor or a good makeup artist or something. Whatever it is, I kind of like it. I guess it doesn’t hurt that she’s dropping some quality cleavage. I didn’t realize The Black Eyed Peas were still a thing. Boobs!!!
I don’t know why that as a society we think that making a life size statue out of wax in some half assed celebrity’s likeness is a way to honor them, but we do, and the folks over at Madam Tussauds have done it again. Here’s Fergie grabbing a piece of her big waxed boobies at the unveiling the other day. Sadly, I’ve seen a lot of celebrity wax figures over the years doing this site, but this has got to be the first time that the mannequin looks better than the real thing. No wonder Fergie wanted to cop a feel.
I don’t know where Fergie is in these pictures, she looks like she’s walking through the jungle somewhere, but I like her choice of safari wear. Maybe she’s on her way to some tropical beach and any second now I’ll get some shots of her lounging on the beach in her skimpy little European bikini. I’ll wait…. Alright so that’s not happening, but she’s still showing off her sexy legs so that will have to do for now. If she was single, she’d be one hell of a cougar.
I get that Fergie has her on stage persona and does what she can to look sexy despite her rapidly aging face, but I think we’re not supposed to be looking at her this close up. Here she is making sexy faces during some concert last week. It’s not working for me. For this to be hot, I need to be thirty rows back and about six beers in. Nice try though.
These are the kind of pictures I like to see of Fergie, I can handle this kind of thing, they’re from a far, slightly out of focus and she’s wearing giant sunglasses that cover up that busted old face. Hot. Not to mention that she’s dressed like a woman half her age in some badass boots, a pair of denim short shorts and a see through top. Even hotter. Imagine having bad eyesight, everywhere you look you’d see hotties walking around. Amazing.
Here’s Fergie going for a walk over the weekend in a t-shirt and tiny black leather mini skirt. Awesome. I love a woman who’s not afraid to hit the town in heels and a leather hooker skirt, I guess that comes with age. I don’t know what she’s doing, but there seems to be a pretty big crowd so it must be really important. I guarantee someone in that crowd has got a camera taped to their shoe. Lucky bastard.