Last time we saw Fergie, I let you all know that her and those giant funbags of hers were officially making a big comeback. And looks like I was right, because she just released a promo photo for her new single “M.I.L.F.$” and I don’t know about you, but now I can’t wait until she releases the whole thing. Just to be clear, I’m talking about the bottom of this picture, not the single.
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Forget the Billboard Music Awards and Madonna’s lame Prince tribute and whatever all the other blogs are freaking out about this morning. Because the best show of the weekend didn’t happen anywhere near the Billboard stage, it happened in Lisbon, Portugal, when Fergie busted out those funbags of hers for a major comeback at some festival called Rock in Rio Lisboa. So forget some dumb award show no one cares about, this is the real story everyone should be talking about this morning: Fergie’s back. And looking better than ever.
According to my sources, Fergie‘s heading back into the studio to record a new album in these shots, and apparently she’s going to be reuniting with the Black Eyed Peas too. And listen, I’ve never been a big fan of Fergie’s music (or her face), but as long as I don’t have to listen to her sing and only see her from the neck down, I’m very excited for her big comeback. And these pictures are a great start.
I’m not usually a big fan of Fergie, mostly because I think she looks like Slash from the neck up. But here she is at something called the Footwear News Achievement Awards (which sounds even more made-up than my annual fake Tuna Awards), and I have to say, I think she’s finally found an angle that works for her. And you know, if Fergie can learn to walk backwards, I think she could be on the verge of a major comeback. Here’s hoping.
I know we haven’t had Fergie on the site in a while, but she’s on the cover of Allure for their latest issue, and looking a hell of a lot better than I remembered her. I don’t know if it’s the fact she’s a MILF these days or just good Photoshop, but either way, let’s hope she’s able to keep this up. For both our sakes. But especially mine.
It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Fergie, and apparently she had a kid since the last time I had her on the site. So that makes this my official first look at her post-baby body. Let’s see… Sure, she may look like Slash from the neck up, but those legs are pretty good, and Fergie’s always been solid in the front meat department. OK, I’m ready to call it: she’s a MILF. So congratulations Fergie. I’m guessing this must be the happiest day of your life.
Hello! We haven’t seen Fergie in ages and this is how she makes a comeback? I like it. Here she is showing off her banging body in a sweet little bikini. Where did those big boobs come from? maybe that’s where she’s been all this time. I highly doubt it, but a guy can dream can’t he? Anyhow, she’s looking pretty good for a woman her age, if she had any kids I’d call her a MILF. One of these days a kid will ruin her. What a shame.
I’m kind of confused by theses pictures of Fergie in a mirrored dress. Normally I would say something stupid like anything that can deflect attention away from her face would be alright with me, but I actually kind of like these pictures. Maybe it’s a new year and a new Tuna. Here’s the Black Eyed Peas hottie strutting her stuff on the red looking pretty damn good. I think I’ve had far too much to drink.
These pictures of Fergie are kind of like one of those Magic-Eye puzzles from the nineties, if you focus your eyes properly on her tempting cleavage, you won’t even notice her busted up face in the background. I never said it would be easy, but when it works, the results are worth the effort. I’m getting a headache, I think I’ve been concentrating too hard. Good luck.
It’s not very often I’ve got something complimentary to say about Fergie, not that I have anything against her, but she’s not exactly a natural beauty. Anyhow, today is an exception. Here she is dropping some of that cougar-like cleavage at the premiere of New Year’s Eve the other night. Now this Fergie I can handle. It just makes sense, if your face is busted, hide it behind some fat cleavage. I think it was Martin Luther Jr who said that.
It’s pretty amazing how easily it seems to be to get seemingly upstanding celebrity hotties to take their clothes off in the name of art. Here’s Fergie taking her turn showing off her cute little booty in an artsy fartsy photoshoot for something. I’m going to have to assume this is yet another page out of Diddy’s big book of booties called Culo. Why not? Someone send me a copy of this thing. Pretty please.
Alright, it’s Thanksgiving and I thought I was done for the day, that was until I found these pictures and videos of Fergie shaking her sweet booty on stage somewhere. Her face is looking a little bit like Kirstie Alley’s, but her body is looking good. That booty is awesome. Now that’s a piece of meat I can be thankful for. Enjoy.
I’m kind of impressed with these pictures of Fergie at some Black Eyed Peas thing the other day, her face isn’t as busted as it normally is, she must have a good doctor or a good makeup artist or something. Whatever it is, I kind of like it. I guess it doesn’t hurt that she’s dropping some quality cleavage. I didn’t realize The Black Eyed Peas were still a thing. Boobs!!!
I don’t know why that as a society we think that making a life size statue out of wax in some half assed celebrity’s likeness is a way to honor them, but we do, and the folks over at Madam Tussauds have done it again. Here’s Fergie grabbing a piece of her big waxed boobies at the unveiling the other day. Sadly, I’ve seen a lot of celebrity wax figures over the years doing this site, but this has got to be the first time that the mannequin looks better than the real thing. No wonder Fergie wanted to cop a feel.