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Alyssa Milano Disappoints

I’m not impressed with Alyssa Milano, where’s the Samantha we all used to love? Here she is at the launch of How To Rule The World From Your Couch looking pretty average. This book sounds an awful lot like the story of my life, if it’s based in my mom’s basement I better see some royalty checks. Anyhow, I think I see some sweater puppies under that top of hers, but she needs to let them out so they can breathe.

Photos: WENN.com

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Alyssa Milano’s Breasts Are Off The Market

So Alyssa Milano got married, but that doesn’t mean we can’t do posts on her anymore. It just means that we have to be more respectful when discussing her breasts. Ha! As if! Anyway, here she is out with no makeup on and still looking like the hot Samantha Micelli that I used to fantasize about. I was Tony Danza and she was a bad bad girl. Except, we we weren’t related. That would be sick.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Alyssa Milano Has Good Genes

Here’s Alyssa Milano and her hairy forearms hanging out at the Rose Bowl to watch Chelsea and Inter Milan play a little soccer the other day, not that any of you really give a shit about soccer, but I’m sure some of you still love Samantha Micelli as much as I do. She doesn’t seem to age, she’s got to be almost forty by now, I wonder what her secret is and how can I politely say that that’s what I’m looking for in a woman on my eHarmony profile? Without the hairy arms of course.

Photos: WENN.com

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Alyssa Milano Gives Us A View

Here’s Alyssa Milano in the Palm Gift Lounge at The “Ryan Howard All Star Bash” and speaking of palms, I wouldn’t mind getting mine on Alyssa’s sweet lady blackberries. Anyway, enjoy the view. Let’s not let that dude next to her be the only one!

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Alyssa Milano’s Teen Steam Workout Video

There wouldn’t be a Miley Cyrus or a Selena Gomez if there was never Alyssa Milano. She opened the door for all these girls to cash in on. Here’s her very own workout video called “Teen Steam” from back in the day. I feel so wrong watching it, but it’s damn funny because it’s so bad! I think the producer though had ulterior motives… Perve.

Alyssa Milano’s Teen Steam Workout Video

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Alyssa Milano Keeps In Touch

The recession sure isn’t hurting Alyssa Milano, here she is at the grand opening of her Touch Boutique at Citi Field. I still can’t believe that this sport clothing line for women is still going, but good for Alyssa! I’m still waiting for her to showcase the bikini wear though! It’s time she does a little for the men too.

Photos: Wenn

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Alyssa Milano Wants You To Touch

Here’s Alyssa Milano promoting the Touch Collection at the NBA store in New York the other day. I know that most of you are expecting me to make some sort of demeaning comment about how much I’d like to touch Alyssa’s boobs or how I wish she’d touch my no-no spot but I’m not going to do that today… I’d like to bang the sh$t out of her.

17 more pictures of Alyssa Milano here

Photos: Wenn

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Alyssa Milano Just Because She Is Hot

Here are more pictures of Alyssa Milano at yet another book signing of ‘Safe at Home - Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic’. Like my previous posts there’s absolutely nothing to add, just enjoy the hotness that IS Alyssa Milano.

Photos: Wenn

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Alyssa Milano Is A Homerun Author

I didn’t know that Alyssa Milano was adding author to her resume?! But here she is at her book signing of her new book ‘Safe at Home: Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic’. I guess it’s about her and her love affair of banging baseball players… I only wish she would forget about baseball and bang a guy who poorly writes a blog about celebrity tits. I’ll even ghost write that memoire if it get me in her pants.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline, Wenn

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Alyssa Milano Is Red Hot

How could anyone not love Alyssa Milano? Look at those eyes, that smile, those hairy forearms, she’s perfect. Here she is at some Children Mending Hearts charity event, looking a little too conservative for my taste. I would have thought growing up as a male housekeepers daughter in suburbia she would turn out a little sluttier but I guess Tony did a pretty good job raising a fine up standing citizen. Show us your boobs.

10 more pictures of Alyssa Milano here

Photos: PacificCoastNews, Wenn

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Alyssa Milano Because She Still Touches Me

There were a lot of Super Bowl parties going on this past weekend, not all were canceled because of the poor economy like the news would like to have you believe. Here’s Alyssa Milano at the ‘NEXT Big Weekend 2009 Super Bowl Party’ wearing one of her ‘Touch’ NFL Jackets. I was convinced when she decided to get into the women’s team apparel business it would be a failure, but Alyssa proved me wrong. I guess when you’re that hot, you could sell pig skin to PETA…

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Alyssa Milano Is A Little Banged Up

The newly-engaged Alyssa Milano showed up to the Los Angeles Confidential Magazine’s Annual Golden Globe Party looking a little banged up. Yes, I’m digging the new hair. Alyssa’s one of the few that can pull it off. However I don’t like the fact that she’s getting married because I know it’s not going to last long. Alyssa’s track record isn’t all that good. I give it 5 months tops. Anyway, Alyssa wasn’t the only hottie to show up to this event, Julie Benz, Bai Ling, Kim Kardashian and others were there too. See more pictures of them all by following the link below.

29 more pictures from Los Angeles Confidential Magazine’s Annual Golden Globe Party here

Photos: Wenn, SplashOnline

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Alyssa Milano Gets Banged!

It’s been a while since I’ve seen Alyssa Milano and her hairy forearms so it’s nice to see she’s keeping herself busy. Here she is at the “Yes Man” premiere actually looking pretty hot, like a pretend asian chick. I have no idea why she’d be invited to this, there’s no way she’s in the movie, she doesn’t have her beat up blue van full of NFL clothing for women and Tony Danza is nowhere to beÃ‚Â found. She must have just been passing by on her way to ‘Former Child Star’ meeting. Poor kid.

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Alyssa Milano Because I was Wrong

I’d like to make an apology to Alyssa Milano. When she first came out with the idea of making a women’s sports team clothing line I never thought it would work. I even went so far as to make fun of it. But 2 years later it’s still going strong, and I’m man enough to admit I was wrong. So I’m sorry Samantha Micelli, I’ll never doubt you again and yes, you are the boss and always will be.

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