According to my sources, Rihanna‘s a model for Christian Dior now, and this latest photoshoot is supposed to help the company sell sunglasses or something. And personally, I think any excuse that gets us more pictures of Rihanna is a great idea, but if they really wanted to help sales, they should’ve just let her dress herself. Because something like this would’ve definitely gotten me reaching into my pants… I meant for my wallet, you sickos. Jeez.
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I don’t know why Rihanna doesn’t get more credit as fashion icon, but like I’ve been saying for years, this hottie definitely knows how to dress (unlike some of those so-called fashion models out there). Anyway, here she is going see-through in New York, and she even remembered to forget to wear a bra underneath. So to all you ladies out there, take note, because I bet this is going to be the hot new trend for spring. Fingers crossed, anyway.
I don’t watch many music videos these days. Maybe I’m just getting old, but they’re nowhere near as good as they used to be. Except when Rihanna‘s got a new one coming out. Here she is freeing the nipple in a teaser and a few promo shots from her latest video for “Kiss It Better,” and if the full thing is anywhere near as hot as these pictures, I’d say it’s pretty much a lock for video of the year. Can’t wait!
I’ve always said that Rihanna knows how to dress, and she’s definitely not disappointing here at her 2nd annual Diamond Ball. I guess she had to class it up a bit for the charity event though, so she couldn’t just wear a bikini or whatever this is. But luckily, those funbags of hers go great with pretty much anything, so enjoy.
I know it’s been pretty hot in New York this week, but I was still hoping Rihanna might have come down with a case of nippleitis in these shots. But after a few minutes with my nose pressed up against my computer screen, all I got was cross-eyed. So maybe you perverts will have better luck, but if not, just sit back and enjoy the leg show.
I’ve always said that Rihanna knows how to dress, and these pictures of her out in New York just proves it. Because I may not know much about fashion, but even I can tell that those tight jeans she’s wearing perfectly compliment that killer booty of hers. Then again, I’m pretty sure a booty this nice would go well with just about anything…
Jimmy Kimmel is supposed to be the king of pranks, right? So for April Fools’, Rihanna gave him a taste of his own medicine by… showing up in his bedroom and waking him up in the middle of the night. Sorry, I really don’t see the “prank” here. I’ve been trying to get Rihanna in my bedroom for years now. That lucky bastard.
I’ve always said that Rihanna knows how to dress, and I’m a big fan of this outfit she wore to the M$$ X WT launch in New York. Whatever the f@&k that is. That said, I do have a little constructive criticism: I think next time she should ditch the hat and that jacket. All those weird scribbles are distracting me from ogling Rihanna properly.
I’ve always said that Rihanna knows her best angles. And this latest shot she posted to Instagram just proves it. But as much as I dig Rihanna’s selfies, I think she should really let someone else take the pictures from now on. Just think how much more she could get in the shot. And I’d be happy to volunteer. We can even use her camera. I mean, my phone takes great pictures and all, but clearly hers does too.
Here’s a lesbian fantasy I wasn’t expecting to see any time soon: Rihanna and Salma Hayek. According to my sources, Salma showed up for Rihanna’s first annual Diamond Ball benefit. And while I know it’s just their first year, I’ve got a couple suggestions for next time: if they really want to make this event a success, first off, they should institute a strictly-enforced, lingerie-only dress code. And second, they should invite yours truly. I’m a big hit at parties. Stop laughing. That wasn’t a punchline.
I’ve always said that Rihanna knows how to dress, but this outfit she wore to the British Fashion Awards this year might be her best one yet. I mean, look, I think we’ve firmly established that anyone who wears the same pair of sweatpants 24/7 doesn’t know a whole lot about fashion, but you don’t have to be much of an expert to know that when it comes to Rihanna, the less clothing she wears, the better she looks.
See, now this is exactly what I mean when I say that Rihanna makes such a great role model for young hotties everywhere. And no, I’m not talking about the fact that she showed up to promote AIDS awareness for a MAC Cosmetics event. I mean the fact that she made sure to drop some of that sweet cleavage of hers in the process. Now there’s a hottie who understands what charity is really all about.
Normally, I have to give the fashion magazines props for delivering hotter photoshoots than most of the mens’ mags out there, but yikes. Because these pictures of Rihanna in the December issue of Elle are currently making the Little Tuna go into hiding. I didn’t think it was even possible to screw up pictures of Rihanna topless, but after these, I think she should just go back to being her own photographer again. At least she knows her best angles.
I always say that Rihanna is a great role model for aspiring hotties, and these pictures from the amfAR LA Inspiration Gala Honoring Tom Ford are just another great example. So forget that Ford guy, next time there should be a big fancy party dedicated to Rihanna and what a huge inspiration she’s been, not just to young wannabe attention-seekers everywhere, but also to our collective pants regions. Or I guess you could just lock yourself in the bathroom for 10 minutes. That seems like a pretty good way to celebrate these pictures too.