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Kate Moss’ Boob Slip Is Nothing New

There’s always been something about coked out supermodels that I like, besides the fact that they’re hot supermodels of course, I think it’s the fact that the don’t even seem to notice when their tits are hanging out. Here’s Kate Moss on vacation in Thailand with her special talents out for all to see. You never see this happening to dudes, although I did once see a fat asian man walking the beach in Cuba with his shorts hiked up and his balls hanging out. But I think he did it on purpose.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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Kate Moss Topless Pictures

I used to be a musician, here’s a freestyle I just wrote “The water is wet. The sky is blue. Kate Moss is topless, what else is new?” With skills like that, I don’t know why I never made it.

Photos: INFdaily.com

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Kate Moss Sex Tape?

Kate Moss has her lawyers busy trying to gag her drug-addict ex-boyfriend, Pete Doherty. The Babyshambles frontman is negotiating with Britain’s ITV2 network to tell all about their romance and share his home videos of her in a documentary titled “Kate & Pete: A Love Story.” Doherty, who split with Moss last summer, could make $1 million, a source said, adding, “Producers hope he’ll let them use a lot of film he and Kate shot on camcorders.”
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I don’t why anyone would pay 1 million for a Kate Moss and Pete Doherty sex tape. Sure, coke-fueled sex is considered the greatest, but not when one of the members is a living corpse. BTW, I’m not speaking from experience; my sex is alcohol-based, but that’s just because it’s the only way I can last for a long period of time. Look, when you’re banging models, you got to do what you go to do. They have certain expectations.

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Kate Moss Topless Pictures… Sorry!

Well, for those of you that care, here are pics of Kate Moss topless. I know I know! We’ve seen her naked a million times before, so it’s really no big deal seeing her little mosquito bites again. I only I wished the week could have kicked off with something a little more exciting, like Scarlett Johansson flashing her breasts or, better yet, Jessica Simpson naked,Ã‚Â but I guess that’s wishful thinking.

Unfortunately, we’ll just have to settle for an old, pasty, boyish-looking Kate Moss. Sorry for sounding like such a downer but unless you’re really desperate and lonely, there’s really no way for me to hype these pics up.

Photos: FlynetOnline

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A Kate Moss Picture Moment

Huh? Charlotte Church Over Kate Moss!?
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Huh? Charlotte Church Over Kate Moss!?

Charlotte Church has seen off catwalk beauties including Kate Moss and Lily Cole to clinch top spot in a new poll of the best celebrity figures. The curvy Welsh pop star came third in the survey, winning 13 per cent of the vote in the survey for website Yahoo! Entertainment, asking which beauties the public would like to see strutting their stuff as a model.
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Charlotte Church over Kate Moss? WTF! I have come to the conclusion that only middle-aged housewives took this Yahoo! Entertainment poll. Only they’d be crazy enough to consider Charlotte Church as a model. Don’t they know that models have to walk up and down the catwalk half naked most of the time? I’m not quite sure if the world is ready to see Charlotte in her birthday suit just yet. I’ll have to go with Cocaine Kate.

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Lindsay Lohan & Kate Moss Are Healthy Now

I’m never more happy when I get to see two of my favourite drug addicts”¦ I mean ex-drug addicts, pose together. These pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss are from yesterdays “˜Calvin Klein Jeans’ event. You will notice that not only is Lindsay’s hair back to her natural red but her double chin is back too. This is a good sign that she’s eating well. Let’s hope it continues”¦ but not too much.

*I’m glad Kate’s mentoring has finally paid off.

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Pete Doherty Is My Mentor

Kate Moss is set to marry on/off lover Pete Doherty in a Scottish castle later this year – The stunning supermodel (Kate Moss) has arranged for a top dentist to fix Pete’s crooked smile – after years of smoking, drinking and poor personal hygiene have left him with rotten gnashers.
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That’s it, I’ve decided never to shower, brush my teeth or change my underwear again because if Pete Doherty can hook up with supermodel Kate Moss and have her pay his way then I’m going about dating all wrong. From now on, I live my life as if I was Pete Doherty. If you don’t see any new posts on Monday, call the cops. I may be high somewhere with a supermodel.

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Kate Moss & Lindsay Lohan Need Mentoring

Kate Moss is rumoured to have ‘adopted’ Lindsay Lohan to help her get her life back together. The supermodel is apparently currently mentoring Lindsay while she reportedly struggles with bulimia and drug addiction.
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This is one rumour that I don’t believe. The last person who should be mentoring Lindsay Lohan is Kate Moss. If anything, they need mentors of their own. Like Michael Jordan. Or me. I’d like to mentor them both in bed and teach them my tuna trick.

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