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Heidi Klum Has Still Got It!

August 28th, 2014

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Heidi Klum may be 41 these days, which I’m pretty sure is officially considered ancient in model years, but like most former supermodels, Heidi makes for one super-hot cougar. Here she is shooting some public service announcement in New York, and I’m not sure what it’s about, but I’m guessing it’s to help find out-of-work models like her a good home. And lucky for Heidi, my futon sleeps two. Call me!

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Heidi Klum’s Topless Vacation

April 16th, 2014

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Heidi Klum may be getting a little old to still be a big-time supermodel anymore these days, but now that she’s hit 40, she’s making a pretty seamless transition into professional cougar-dom. Case in point: here she is going topless at the beach with her new 27-year-old boyfriend and forcing me to use the dreaded black bar. That’s right out of the cougar playbook, and I love it. Too bad I’m not a few years younger.

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Heidi Klum Is One Hot Cougar

April 1st, 2014

I know Heidi Klum‘s getting up there these days — I think she’s got to be 40 now, which makes her ancient in supermodel years. But who cares, because she can still put on a pretty solid bikini show for the paps. Besides, if there’s one thing I love, it’s a hot cougar, and now that Heidi’s single again, I’m hoping she’s in the market for a younger man. And yes, I’m not as young as I used to be either, but hey, I do still live with my mom, so that’s got to count for something, right? Call me.

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Heidi Klum’s Cleavage Deserves An Award

January 9th, 2014

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The 40th Annual People’s Choice Awards had something for everyone last night, and by everyone, I mean perverts like me and you, because while I couldn’t care less about all these meaningless awards shows, there was also some serious cleavage on display from hotties like Heidi Klum. Now that’s something I can get excited about. Anyway, if you want to find out who won what last night, sorry, but you’re looking in the wrong place. If you want to find out what Heidi’s cleavage looked like from 20 different angles though, I’ve got you covered. Now where do I pick up my award for best awards show coverage?

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Heidi Klum Wins Best/Worst Costume Again!

November 1st, 2013

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In case you didn’t know, Heidi Klum loves Halloween. But not the same way that you and I do. See, every year, she always seems to come up with more and more intense costumes. But unfortunately, it’s never anything like “sexy cop” or even “sexy pizza.” It’s stuff like this. Anyway, Heidi missed the cut for our Best/Worst Costume Award last year, but as you can see, this year she came back scarier than ever! The Little Tuna might never come out of hiding after this.

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I Support Heidi Klum’s Mid-life Hottie Crisis

August 22nd, 2013

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In case you haven’t noticed, Heidi Klum has been having some kind of hotness renaissance lately. Between all the nudie Instagrams she’s been posting and now this awesome cleavage she showed off at some America’s Got Talent event, it’s been a pretty epic comeback for the supermodel. I don’t know if turning 40 this year had something to do with it, and this is some kind of mid-life hottie crisis, but whatever the reason, I approve. This is way better her than buying a sports car. So if Heidi wants to keep things going by shacking up with a younger guy, she knows where to find me: in my mom’s basement. I’ll be waiting.

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Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures

July 8th, 2013

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It’s safe to say that Heidi Klum won’t be doing any more Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows. Not that she looks bad in these bikini pictures, but she’s clearly not in Tuna fantasy form. Anyway, if I could make a suggestion, I think Heidi could use a lift or some CCs in the chesticle area. Even though she’s vacationing in the Bahamas, her boobies are making their way to the South Pole.

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Heidi Klum Is Making A Hottie Comeback

March 21st, 2013

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Considering all the posts I’ve done on Heidi Klum lately, you’d think it was still the ’90s or something. But Heidi’s making a serious hotness comeback these days, and she continued the trend at the America’s Got Talent arrivals the other day. I’ve never seen the show, so I’m not exactly sure what Heidi was there for, but there’s no denying she’s still got some big-time talent up front. Forget basic cable, I’d pay a premium to see that cleavage back in action.

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Heidi Klum’s Cleavage Should’ve Won An Oscar

February 25th, 2013

I know I already did our designated obligatory Oscar round-up earlier today, but the sheer amount of cleavage Heidi Klum sported to Elton John’s Oscar party was so impressive I figured it deserved it’s own post. Anyway, I just wish Heidi had brought her cleavage to my Oscar party last night instead. All my lame friends brought over was beer and chips.

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Heidi Klum Needs A Tune-up

February 8th, 2013

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I haven’t done too many posts on Heidi Klum lately, I know she’s getting up there, but I still like it when she shows up. And here she is at the amfAR Gala, right on cue. Anyway, it’s a nice dress, but the boobs are looking a little low these days. I hate to say it, but I think it might be time for Heidi to go in for a tune-up. I’m sure those things have seen a lot of miles.

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Finally, Heidi Klum Dresses Up For Halloween!

December 3rd, 2012

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I was devastated when I found out that Heidi Klum wasn’t going to have a Halloween party this year because Halloween isn’t the same without Heidi and her crazy costumes. Anyway, I guess it’s never too late because here she is dressed as a sexy Cleopatra for the ‘American Red Cross Haunted Holiday Party’. Speaking of American Red Cross, I think Santa is going to need a few pints of blood after Cleopatra gets off his lap.

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Heidi Klum’s Makes A BIG Comeback!

November 12th, 2012

It’s been a long time since I’ve done a post on Heidi Klum. There’s a lot of supermodels out there these days, and Heidi’s not exactly getting any younger. But this definitely qualifies as a triumphant return for Heidi and her cleavage. And I can’t wait for the chick with the giant scissors to show up. This is a ribbon-cutting ceremony, right?

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Heidi Klum Really Loves Halloween

October 31st, 2011

Heidi Klum seems to be obsessed with Halloween, every year her costumes get more and more elaborate, so I was looking forward to seeing what she had in store for us as she hosted her annual Halloween party. I don’t like it. Well, that’s not entirely true, it’s pretty damn cool, creepy, but cool. But she’s a supermodel, I don’t want to see her insides, I want to see her dressed up as a slutty Little Bo Peep with her breasts hanging out herding a group of Japanese chicks in sheep costumes. Something hot. This just scares me a little.

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Heidi Klum’s Bikini Body Is Still On Vacation

August 16th, 2011

Obviously Heidi Klum is still on vacation, and she seems to have decided that she’d had enough fun yesterday walking around with her bare breasts flapping in the breeze and that it was time to put a top back on. Lame. Supermodels just belong topless. Anyhow, I shouldn’t really complain, she’s still frolicking on the beach in a bikini drinking light beer. Not to mention I don’t see her dozen or so kids anywhere. Even better. I imagine this is exactly what heaven looks like.

     
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