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Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures

I’m being told that these are pictures of Marisa Miller teaching the girls on America’s Next Top Model how to pose on the beach in their bikinis. Thank you Jesus! Maybe if we’re lucky, next time she’ll teach them about French kissing and the proper way to apply baby oil to get just the right shine. This could become a fifty disk DVD box set, How To: With Marisa Miller, teaching women to do everything from slow roast a ham to waxing their lady business. For just four easy payments of $99.99 it could be yours. I’d buy it.

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Marisa Miller’s Sweet Booty On A Harley

Here’s supermodel Marisa Miller all tarted up as a classic pin-up girl posing on a motorcycle for Harley-Davidson’s ‘Military Appreciation Month’ campaign. I’m sure the troops are going to really appreciate these pictures. If women in the military looked like this I think the world would be a much more peaceful place, I know I would holster my weapon immediately. That’s supposed to sound dirty. Enjoy.

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Marisa Miller’s Breasts Are Worth 3 Million

Here’s Marisa Miller wearing a three million dollar Harlequin Fantasy Bra, which she’ll be featured in at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I’d still prefer to see the bra off… I don’t care about the value or the diamonds, I think Marisa’s boobs are worth so much more. And if you are a heterosexual male I’m sure you’d agree.

Marisa Miller 3 Million Dollar Bra Video

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Best Job In The World!

Here are some behind the scenes shots of Marisa Miller in her bikini during some photoshoot. I don’t know who the chick in the black bikini is, but I’m jealous of her, she’s got one of the best jobs ever. Where else can you hang out on the beach all day in your bathing suit adjusting supermodels bikini bottoms and get paid for it?Although if I had this job I really wouldn’t want to be wearing a bathing suit. Boners at work can be somewhat inappropriate.

Photos:Bauer-Griffin

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Marisa Miller And Her Perfect Cleavage

Here’s Marisa Miller attending the start of Mercedes-Benz Fashion week and what a start it was! That dress is showing off her glorious chetsicles. Let’s hope she partakes in a swimsuit runway show because those things look like they want to be let loose and taken for a walk… on the catwalk! Fingers crossed… I’ll keep you posted.

more pictures of Marisa Miller here

Photos: WENN.com

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Marisa Miller Lingerie Pictures

Here’s Marisa Miller in her hot little bra and panty combination for Victoria’s Secret Fall Fashion 2009, I don’t really care why she’s wearing lingerie, I’m just happy that I’m around to see it. Besides, Marisa Miller and lingerie go together better than gin and tonic and almost as good as Lindsay Lohan and cocaine fueled lesbian leg wrestling. All of which I could go for right about now.

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Marisa Miller And Alessandra Ambrosio Dance-off!

I had never heard of the show “It’s On With Alexa Chung” before, but I’m a fan now. She managed to get supermodels Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio to have a dance off. Now you don’t know what they’re listening too since they’re wearing headphones and the whole point is that you have to guess the song. It’s a fun game, but next time let’s have them in their lingerie or bikinis because seeing Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio shake their booties is one of the hottest things I’ve ever witnessed… That would bring the game to a whole new level.

A Marisa Miller And Alessandra Ambrosio Dance-off

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Marisa Miller Has Douchebaggage

Here’s Marisa Miller leaving some restaurant in Hollywood the other night looking hot as hell, as usual, except for the 160lbs or so of douche she’s dragging around with her. Every time I see her with this f@#knut my crotch’s heart breaks a little. Look at her, she’s way too hot for this loser, she’s wearing black rubber-like tights for f@#k’s sake. She needs to be with somebody who’ll appreciate her and write about her on his blog and take pictures of her while she sleeps and hold her and love her.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Marisa Miller’s Got Legs

In case most of you aren’t rabid sports fans and didn’t know that the ESPY Awards were last night I thought I’d bring you up to speed. A bunch of athletes won awards in various categories, Miranda Kerr flashed some sideboob and Marisa Miller showed off her long sweet legs turning on all the male athletes and more than a few female ones. Does anybody even watch this garbage? I guess if they have hotties like Marisa and Miranda there each year viewership should go up.

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, WENN.com, PacificCoastNews

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Marisa Miller’s Forgets Her Bikini

When did it become popular for hot ass supermodels to launch a product without wearing said product? We’ve seen it before with Adriana Lima and Miranda Kerr launching bras in their street clothes and now here’s one of the greatest bikini bodies on the planet Marisa Miller introducing Victoria’s Secret SWIM 2009 collection in a f@#king bathrobe. If I were to launch a new blog would I wear a fancy Armani suit? Hell no! I’d wear a pair of torn boxer shorts and a mustard stained wife beater like any self respecting blogger should.

Photos: WENN.com

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Marisa Miller Bikini Picture From Shape Magazine

There’s nothing really special about these pictures but it’s Marisa Miller in a bikini on the cover of Shape Magazine looking as hot as ever so I’m posting them. Come on it’s Marisa Miller I have to. I’m afraid that if I don’t she’ll think that I’m neglecting her, you know how girlfriends can be, and I’ll never get my chance to impregnate her.

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Marisa Miller Is Bootylicious

Come on! Marisa Miller is killing me she’s so f@#king hot. Here she is at the ‘Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past’ premiere showing off what has to be one of the best asses of all time. Ancient men would erect pyramids to this thing. I’m erecting a pyramid of my own in my pants. What makes it even more painful is the fact that she’s dating an absolute douche, possibly king douche. A balding guy with a mohawk, really? How does this shit happen? He must have been a bull’s anus in a previous life to deserve this.

Photos: WENN.com, Flynet

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Marisa Miller Is The Hostess With The Mostest

Marisa Miller hosted a night at Jet nightclub, I’m not sure what an SI swimsuit cover model makes a night, but I’ve heard the range is anywhere from $20 000 to $100 000 cash. At that price you’d expect to see some cleavage, at least that’s what I’d expect if I was the club owner. Not to mention a blow job on the side too. She still looks hot, a little orange, but hot nonetheless.

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Photos: WENN.com

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Marisa Miller Is Disappointingly Hot

I’m torn by these pictures of Marisa Miller arriving at the 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards. On the one hand she’s Marisa f@#king Miller looking as hot as ever in her lingerie dress, but on the other she’s kissing one of the biggest emo-douches I’ve ever seen. Does that guy even have a blog? I can dress in black and have my mom shave my beard like a retard if that’s what it’s going to take. I’m disappointed in you Marisa, you’re off my To Do list.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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