So Sports Illustrated held their big star-studded 50th Anniversary shindig the other night and once again, yours truly wasn’t invited. Even though the only thing I love more than super-hot swimsuit models is an open bar. Anyway, since I was forced to watch from home instead, here’s my personal favorite shot from the telecast, of Marisa Miller. Granted, it’s not as great as getting to see this in person, but it is a lot easier to stare at for five straight minutes without seeming like a giant weirdo. So at least there’s that. Enjoy.
CELEBRITIES > Marisa Miller
Once upon a time, Marisa Miller used to be one of the hottest models out there, but then she disappeared for a while. Still, the great thing about a party for a magazine issue dedicated to chicks in bikinis and body paint is that it encourages everybody who shows up to bring their A-game. Which is exactly what Marisa did. I just hope this is the beginning of a serious hotness comeback for one of my former favorite models and not a one-time thing. Because a blogger could get used to more of this.
Leave it to a supermodel like Marisa Miller to help cure yet another of my many holiday hangovers. Here are some pictures of her rocking a few nice little bikinis for Women’s Health magazine, causing the blood to rush away from my throbbing headache to a much more enjoyable area of my anatomy. Wink. Four out of five doctors recommend this hottie. Enjoy.
Marisa Miller FHM Video
If you were in the mood for some hot ass pictures of >Marisa Miller, you’ve come to the right place. I know I say that a lot, but seriously, look at this hotness. Here’s the supermodel doing her thing in some sort football promo or something like that. I don’t know what she’s doing, but I really really like the way she’s doing it. Of course I’ve got a video of the action. You’re welcome.
I kinda want to make fun of supermodel Marisa Miller’s stupid looking douche hat, nobody looks good in those things, but she somehow manages to pull it off. I imagine she could be wearing a beekeeper’s hat and she’d probably still pull it off. I guess it doesn’t really hurt that she’s showing off those gorgeous supermodel legs of hers in a nice little pair of denim cut off. I forgive you for the stupid hat. Marry me?
I never thought I’d say this kind of thing, but I have never wanted to be a giant overstuffed teddy bear more in my life than I do right now. Here’s supermodel Marisa Miller rubbing her naked supermodel body all over a giant stuffed animal. Best motorboat ever! I don’t have any clue what the picture is for, I’m just glad that someone convinced her to take all of her clothes off. This bear is one hell of a player, one date and he’s already got her naked. Impressive.
If you were a greasy long haired dude with a stupid looking mustache and chin pubes, you may have been one of the luckiest a-holes in the world if you got a gig dressing up as Captain Morgan for some party. Not because you get to wear a fancy hat, but because you got to put your grubby hands all over supermodel Marisa Miller. I’m so jealous…. The girl is incredible.
I don’t think I need to tell you just how amazing pretty much every picture of Marisa Miller is going to be, she just always look incredible, but these shots of the supermodel superhottie in a see through dress are extra special. Why? because she’s wearing a see through dress, that’s why. It’s not the greatest see through dress, it’s kind of a puzzle, I know I’m seeing some bare skin under there, but I’m not sure where or what I’m looking at. I’ll still take it.
I don’t know if these are old or new pictures, I can’t keep track of every single bikini pictures that crosses my desk, but anytime I get shots of Marisa Miller half naked I’m going to post them. I still can’t believe this chick is in her thirties, amazing. I guess that’s what happens when a hot chick doesn’t have a baby completely ruin her perfectly good body. Stupid kids.
I’ve been staring at these pictures of Marisa Miller for the last ten minutes trying to think of something clever to say and I’ve decided that she’s just perfect. I know that’s not news, but really, look at her, she’s amazing. I want to make half supermodel half blogger babies with her. They’ll be really hot with frail blogger wrists. I’m going to assume that I can’t have any kids, my laptop has been resting on my testicles for eight hours a day for the last five years or so, but I’m willing to try. Call me.
I’ve seen a lot of gorgeous pictures of Marisa Miller in her underwear or bikini or lingerie from various photoshoots, but this one is both really hot and kind of strange at the same time. Here’s her tight supermodel body looking awesome in some behind the scenes pictures she posted on her blog. I like it. I don’t understand the weird baby toy’s place in all this, but if she’d like I’d be more than happy to help give her the real thing. Call me.
It doesn’t take a genius to realize that Marisa Miller and Camila Alves make a good pair, they’re both really damn sexy, it’s like saying gin and tonic make a good pair. It’s a no brainer. Here they are at the premiere of Camila’s husbands new movie Lincoln Lawyer getting all touchy feely with each other. How about a little open mouth kiss girls? Pretty please? Well, it’s happening in my mind with or without you. To be honest, Marisa Miller and pretty much any height/wieght proportionate woman would make a good pair… She’s that hot.
I don’t need to tell you that Marisa Miller is one hell of a hottie, but I thought that I’d share a few shots of her heading out to dinner the other night just to remind you. I did my best to crop out the absolute douche of a husband, but the fact that I know he’s there somewhere and that he knows I know he’s there somewhere is enough to turn my stomach. The guy gets to touch Marisa whenever the hell he feels like it, like an all you can eat hotness buffet. Life’s just not fair.
Here’s supermodel super hottie Marisa Miller looking sexy on the cover of Shape magazine in a dress that’s pretty much invisible, I wish she would stand up for me. She’s so hot. Anyhow, getting a hottie like this to walk around in her bikini and show us how she works out that tight body is quite an achievement. Well done. I have no idea who the asian chick in the bathtub is, she just sort of slipped in their somehow. Enjoy.