I’m 99% sure there isn’t a better combination of words in the English language than the phrase “Candice Swanepoel nude.” And you’ll have to take my word for it, because I’m a professional writer, remember? Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline… Anyway, here’s Candice’s killer photoshoot for My Town Magazine, and however you want to say it, it just doesn’t get much better than this. Enjoy.
CELEBRITIES > Candice Swanepoel
I know that Rachel Hilbert isn’t exactly a household name just yet, but for my money, she’s one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret models out there right now. Here she is in Miami modeling a number of different bikinis for the new Victoria’s Secret Pink collection, and I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. She’s clearly very talented. Although I’d love to see Rachel tackle something a little more challenging next time, like the double hand-bra. Or better yet, the black censored bar. That’s always been a personal favorite of mine.
Last time I did a post on Nina Agdal, I warned you guys that her days as a supermodel are probably numbered. She’s just not as cute anymore as she used to be. That said, this latest set of lingerie pictures ought to earn her a little more time, and if she keeps it up, she could drag this thing out for months. Because if there’s anything that distracts us bloggers from your face, it’s constantly showing up in lingerie. It’s a trick hot nobodies have been using for years, and it never fails.
I know it’s hard to keep up with all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there — I can barely keep track of them all, and it’s my job. But in my professional opinion, Lily Donaldson here is one of the hottest Angels out there right now. Here she is showing off some sweet tongue action for the cameras at the Louis Vuitton Series 3 Gala during London Fashion Week, and I bet you’re not going to have any trouble remembering Lily after this. Because I don’t know about you, but this image is going to be burned into my brain for at least the next 30-45 seconds. Enjoy.
Izabel Goulart’s Instagram is hands down the best Instagram page of any model. If you’re not following her, you guys definitely should. Here’s a little sample of what you’re missing. As you can see Izabel is fitter than any fitness model which is impressive considering she’s 30-years-old and in model years that’s like 75. Anyway, make sure to watch this clip of her jumping rope and enjoy her little funbags bouncing up up and down.
Here’s Lily Aldridge, Karlie Kloss, Martha Hunt, Cara Delevingne, Stella Maxwell, Emily Ratajkowski and Gigi Hadid at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards. I know Gigi and Cara are pretty much socialite Instagram models, but I’m too lazy to do another post simply on Instagram stars who attended, so I figured I’d just lump them in. I’m sure if they’re reading this, they’d be happy.
After her recent string of crazy-hot photoshoots, here’s my #1 favorite model Nina Agdal looking just as good out in the real world, hitting the streets in a pair of sexy leggings. I just wish these paps had been able to get a shot from behind, now that I know that perfect booty of Nina’s is hot enough to burn through not just my pants, but hers too. Ow.
Emily Ratajkowski is on the cover of British GQ next month looking hot as ever, and apparently someone decided to call her “Instagram’s It-Girl.” And yeah, I don’t know about that. As you all know, I
creep follow a lot of hot models on Instagram for this job, and if you ask me, there’s definitely hotter InstaBabes out there. So if Emily wants that title for real, we’re going to have to start seeing a whole lot more bikini and/or topless selfies from her on a daily basis. …Please?
Here’s one of my all-time favorite models Candice Swanepoel out in New York, and going by her all-spandex outfit here, I’m gonna assume she’s heading to the gym. (That kind of expert analysis is why they pay me the big bucks.) But considering how good Candice looks in workout gear, I don’t get why there aren’t paps stationed inside her gym 24/7. Hell, I’d offer to do it myself, but I’m pretty sure I’m deathly allergic to exercise equipment.
Meet Taylor Hill. According to my research, she’s one of the newest Victoria’s Secret models, and she definitely knows how to make a great first impression. I’m not sure if walking around Miami in a bikini for the paps is contractually obligated for every new VS model or if it was Taylor’s idea, but whoever came up with it, well done. Because I know I always have trouble keeping track of all the new bikini hotties out there, but I’m pretty this image is going to be burned into my mind for a long, long time.
I wish I was in Miami right now because they seem to be shooting a lot of Victoria’s Secret models and Stella Maxwell is one of my new favorites. Here she is in all her skinny goodness. Some may say the girl could use a cheeseburger, but I think she’d be better off with my man meat. It’s healthier.
Proving that supermodel leg shows make even the most boring event 20 times better, here’s Lily Aldridge putting those perfect stems of hers to good use at the Michael Kors launch for the new Miranda Eyewear Collection in New York, whatever that is. All I know is, I’m probably going to need a pair of glasses myself after spending this much time with my eyes two inches from my computer screen.
“Model Beach Volleyball Tournament” took place last weekend and unfortunately, I couldn’t afford a plane ticket to attend which I’m extremely disappointed because Nina Agdal was in attendance. Here she is looking amazing as usual. Hopefully, next year this website will finally take off and allow me to have enough funds to take part in the action. Fingers crossed.
It’s time to take a little break from our Golden Globes coverage to get back to what’s really important: leggy supermodels doing super-hot photoshoots. According to my sources, Victoria’s Secret Angels Behati Prinsloo and Joan Smalls were in Puerto Rico to shoot a commercial for the company. And here I thought they were just shooting my next lesbian fantasy. Although I guess I should’ve known, considering my fantasy includes bikini Jello wrestling. Here’s hoping they just haven’t gotten to that part yet.