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Magdalena Frackowiak And Jourdan Dunn Work It Good

April 17th, 2014

Magdalena Frackowiak And Jourdan Dunn

Here’s my future ex-wife Magdalena Frackowiak and British hottie Jourdan Dunn doing some kind of fitness-themed photoshoot on the streets of New York, because apparently dreams do come true. Sure, I would’ve preferred to see these two doing tandem squats instead of jumping rope, but then again, I also would’ve preferred to be the Tuna in the middle of this hottie sandwich. And since you can’t always get what you want, I guess two models looking smoking hot in workout gear is a pretty decent consolation prize. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel And Adriana Lima Work It Good

April 15th, 2014

 Candice Swanepoel And Adriana Lima

According to my sources, the reason super-hotties Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima got together to give us this latest fantasy was to announce that Victoria’s Secret will be doing their annual fashion show in London this winter. Man, how disappointing. And no, for once, I’m not talking about the fact that these two forgot to wear their lingerie. See, I really hoped Victoria’s Secret was going to chose my mom’s basement to host the show this year. So much for my big letter-writing campaign. Oh well, better luck next year I guess.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Works It At Coachella With Her Hot Friends

April 14th, 2014

Alessandra Ambrosio

According to my sources at Google, it was Alessandra Ambrosio‘s birthday last Friday, and I guess she decided to celebrate by heading to Coachella this weekend with some hot friends. Which was pretty nice of her, because now we get to celebrate too. Anyway, I know I’ve talked trash about this festival in the past, but after this, now I kind of want to go next year. And I don’t care who’s headlining, because the only act I’d want to see is another killer Alessandra leg show. Preferably with front row seats this time.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Late Night Leg Show

April 11th, 2014

Alessandra Ambrosio

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio looking seriously leggy heading out to some Hollywood club, since even the world’s hottest MILF needs a night off every once in a while. I just was kind of hoping she’d choose to spend it with the Internet’s most eligible blogger as opposed to her girlfriends. Oh well, maybe next time. I’m even willing to pay for the babysitter if it helps. And she’d be more than welcome to join in.

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Kate Upton Is The New Anna Nicole

April 10th, 2014

Kate Upton

Yikes. Remember how I said Kate Upton was close to becoming the new Anna Nicole Smith? Well, after these shots of her on her way into Jimmy Kimmel Live, I think she might already be there. Man, I really hope Kate’s able to turn this around stat, because you know how I hate to see a busty hottie go south. Anyway, in the meantime, here’s a surefire way to distract us all snarky bloggers while Kate gets her act together: show off more of that plump cleavage. Trust me, it works. Jessica Simpson‘s been doing it for years.

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A Bunch Of Hot Models Do Paris Fashion Week

February 26th, 2014

Apparently it’s Paris Fashion Week right now, which normally I wouldn’t care about at all, but then I saw they held some kind of crazy hot lingerie fashion show with models like Izabel Goulart walking the runway. And considering the combined hotness in these pictures, I’d recommend making sure you don’t need to stand up for anything for at least 20-30 minutes before checking them out. Otherwise, go ahead and enjoy at your own risk.

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Behati Prinsloo Forgot To Wear Lingerie

February 26th, 2014

I’m not entirely sure what the hell a T-shirt Bra is, but that’s what Behati Prinsloo was in New York to help sell yesterday. Only, surprise surprise, once again Victoria’s Secret forgot to get her to actually pose wearing the damn thing. You’d think after all the times I’ve complained about this in the past, one of these days they’d remember. Or maybe I’m just not as influential of a blogger as I thought. So as I go grapple with that latest blow to my ego, you guys go ahead and enjoy these pictures and all the great droolworthy consolation booty shots.

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Hannah Davis Is My Super Bowl Party MVP

January 31st, 2014

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In case you just woke up from being cryogenically frozen for the past 20 years, you’re probably already well-aware that the Super Bowl is happening this weekend. And apparently Sports Illustrated held something called MVP Night to celebrate, where they honored past Super Bowl winners by getting a bunch of super hot models to show up, including Hannah Davis here, better known as Derek Jeter’s latest girlfriend. But if this leg show is a preview of coming attractions for the next SI Swimsuit Issue, Jeter might be better known as Hannah Davis’ boyfriend pretty soon. Well, that or just “that lucky SOB” for short.

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Nina Agdal Does Terry Richardson Good

January 30th, 2014

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Looks like I might have spoke too soon when I called that Lisalla Montenegro bikini shoot the sexiest photoshoot of the year. Because this one Nina Agdal just did for Terry Richardson definitely deserves a spot in the Top 5. In fact, the only thing keeping these pictures from going #1 right now is that there aren’t more of them. So if/when more of these ridiculously hot pictures get released, I’ll be sure to update my rankings. You know, assuming I’m able to regain consciousness after I pass out from my pants spontaneously combusting.

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Cyber-stalking Nina Agdal

January 9th, 2014

Nina Agdal

In case you guys don’t already get enough of Nina Agdal as is, and since it’s been at least 24 hours since I last did a post on my favorite model (which might be a new record), I figured it was time to go do a little cyber-stalking sleuthing of my own. So, without further ado, here’s some of the hottest pictures that Nina posted to Instagram last month. This took a lot of time, mostly because I needed frequent breaks for cold showers, but you’re welcome. Now don’t say I never do anything for you guys.

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Izabel Goulart Gets My Engine Running

December 27th, 2013

Izabel Goulart

It’s tough to keep up with all the different Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, there’s just so many of them, but I don’t get to do nearly enough posts on Izabel Goulart. Because in addition to this awesome new shoot for GQ Portugal, Izabel also has my favorite Instagram page of any supermodel. And if you think these shots are hot, check out her workout pictures. Just make sure you’ve got a bucket of water on hand though, because trust me, it’s an instant pants fire.

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Adriana Lima And Karlie Kloss Spread Sexy Holiday Cheer

December 10th, 2013

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I’m sorry, but I still don’t get these Victoria’s Secret launch events. I guess I’ll just never understand why they don’t get their models to pose in the lingerie, instead of just with it. It seems like such an obvious call. But lingerie or not, there’s no denying that Adriana Lima and Karlie Kloss are looking smoking hot at the Victoria’s Secret Angels Holiday Cheer Gift event. I’m not so sure about spreading holiday cheer, but these pictures are definitely guaranteed to spread some serious pants fires. So exercise caution.

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Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures

December 6th, 2013

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Well, I guess Jessica Hart is still working for Victoria’s Secret after all, since here she is in Miami for a new bikini shoot. Not gonna lie, I’m kind of disappointed that Jessica won’t be able to join the Hollywood Tuna team as my personal bikini assistant, but it’s probably for the best. This way somebody else gets to pay her salary, and I still get to enjoy all the bikini picture benefits without having to cut into the office booze budget. Uh, I mean “creative juice” budget.

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Victoria’s Secret Angels Do Taylor Swift

December 4th, 2013

So apparently the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is airing on December 10th (even though you can already see a whole bunch of pictures from it right here), and to promote the company’s annual mega-show, they put out this ad/trailer below. It’s of all the Victoria’s Secret Angels lip-syncing to Taylor Swift, which means, you guessed it, it works just as well on mute if you don’t want to be caught listening to Taylor Swift at work. Anyway, considering the end result is a good 30 times hotter than any of Taylor’s actual music videos, can the Angels do this for all her videos from now on? Please?

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