These pictures of Taylor Marie Hill in V Magazine would have been amazing had they not put that douchey looking dude next to her. No photoshoot with a naked chick should ever be ruined by a guy. Especially, a guy who looks like he’d be more interested in Taylor Lautner than Taylor Marie Hill.
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If you’re looking for something a little more “adult” than the Teen Choice Awards, according to my sources, the annual Maxim Hot 100 party was held over the weekend too. And even though I wasn’t invited to that one either, I’m not bitter or anything. I’m too busy drooling over these pictures of Victoria’s Secret super-hottie Stella Maxwell instead. And besides, I’m getting ready to throw my own party pretty soon… It’s in my pants, and Stella’s invited to be the guest of honor, if she’s available.
I’m pretty sure that these pictures of Romee Strijd playing around with her fellow hot model friends at the Santa Monica Pier are from some new Victoria’s Secret photoshoot and not a dream of mine come to life. Mostly because if this was my dream, they’d all be wearing way less clothing and posing with an inflatable tuna instead of that dolphin. Hmm, you know, that actually sounds pretty good. I think it might be time to go take my afternoon nap.
The only thing better than a new Victoria’s Secret photoshoot is some new behind-the-scenes pictures from a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. So here’s some paparazzi shots of Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes hard at work looking smoking hot. I’m not sure if there’s an official Pulitzer category for creeping supermodels with a zoom lens, but after this, there should be.
I keep saying that the fashion magazines do a better job at being mens’ magazines than the actual mens’ mags these days, and I guess Maxim‘s been listening. Because this latest photoshoot they did with Victoria’s Secret hottie Sara Sampaio for their May issue is definitely a step in the right direction. (It’s just not quite as good as the fully-topless one she did for Elle UK though.)
For whatever reason, we don’t see nearly as much of Miranda Kerr as I’d like these days, but here’s the smoking hot supermodel and one of my all-time favorites giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers. And again, I’d still like to be seeing a whole lot more (skin, that is), but I’ll take what I can get these days.
As I always say, the only thing better than one hot supermodel is two of them. Or three, or four, or… sorry, where was I? Anyway, so here’s Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo out together in LA, and normally, that’d be cause for 30-45 seconds of celebration, but it must’ve been cold in California, because for some reason, both the Victoria’s Secret hotties are fully-clothed. Which makes it a whole lot tougher to get a good lesbian fantasy out of these than if they were both in their work clothes, but luckily, I’ve always had a very overactive imagination.
The good news: Sports Illustrated keeps throwing hottie-filled parties for the launch of their 2016 Swimsuit Issue; this time, it was a BBQ at some hotel in Miami. And Erin Heatherton, Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Tanya Mityushina, Kate Bock, Emily DiDonato, Kelly Rohrbach, Chanel Iman, Sofia Resing, Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal, Samantha Hoopes, Bo Krsmanovic, and Barbara Palvin all showed up. Except once again, nobody wore a bikini. Or body paint. Or even a one piece! I’m pretty sure they’re just screwing with me at this point. And I don’t appreciate it.
I don’t know what supermodels have to do with music, but my mom always taught me to never look a gift horse in the mouth. And my #1 favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio showing up to last night’s Grammys looking this smoking hot definitely qualifies as an amazing gift. It’s just too bad that some other lucky bastard got to unwrap it at the end of the night. Still, enjoy!
I know it’s still the dead of winter and all, but here’s something guaranteed to melt your popsicle, even if you’re currently stationed at the North Pole. It’s Candice Swanepoel‘s latest set of lingerie and bikini pictures for Victoria’s Secret, and I don’t know about you guys, but temperatures are rising pretty quickly over here. I might have to turn on the AC or hop in a cold shower just to cool down.
I know that the last time I did a post on Nina Agdal, I said that seeing my former #1 favorite hottie in a bikini just isn’t the same as it used to be. Not with all the new Insta-hotties out there competing for our attention. But here’s Nina in a new shoot for something called My Magazine Vol. 5 (whatever that is), and if you ask me, she’s still got it. And yes, by “it,” I mean the ability to turn my pants region into a raging inferno.
Here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Karlie Kloss doing what she does best: showing off those impossibly long legs of her for the cameras for a shoot for Kurt Geiger. Now, I’ve heard of hotties having legs for days, but personally, that sounds exhausting. So what about legs for hours? Actually, who am I kidding, the best I could do is legs for 30 seconds. Maybe 45 tops. Either way though, Karlie’s guaranteed to wear you out.
OK, so I know that Vita Sidorkina here may look like trouble, but don’t worry, the latest Victoria’s Secret model is 21. I double-checked and everything. So the only way you could get in trouble for drooling over these behind-the-scenes pictures of her at a lingerie photoshoot in LA is if you’re supposed to be working right now. And/or wearing pants. Luckily, I don’t have either of those problems.
I have a feeling I’m not the only one worried that Victoria’s Secret’s latest bikini model Vita Sidorkina might be trouble, because when I put her name into Google just now, it autofilled to “Vita Sidorkina age.” But you perverts can rest easy, because apparently she’s 21, even though she looks about 12. So don’t worry, nobody’s getting any special visits from Chris Hansen for Christmas after this. Phew.