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Jennifer Lopez’s Bikini Cover Up

May 6th, 2013

It’s been a couple months since I last did a post on Jennifer Lopez, and these pictures should probably give you an idea why. See, here’s J-Lo shooting a commercial at the beach, but while everybody else is in bikinis, she’s all covered up. And even when she does take it off, something else is there to block our view of that booty of hers. Clearly J-Lo is some kind of strategic business genius when it comes to her most famous asset. I don’t think I’ve ever been looking forward to watching a commercial before. Well played, J-Lo.

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Photos: WENN.com

The Battle Of The Big Booties: JLo Vs. CoCo

January 25th, 2013

Two of the biggest booties in Hollywood, Jennifer Lopez and CoCo Austin, were at the Parker premiere last night showing off their most famous assets. Now, I know Jennifer’s in the movie, but I’m not quite sure why CoCo was there. Maybe the producers invited her to put J-Lo on notice after she’d had her booty in hiding for so long. Whatever the reason, it worked. I can’t choose which booty I like better though, I’d have to do the quarter bouncing test to see which one is tighter. Who wants to go first?

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Photos: WENN.com

Jennifer Lopez In A Sexy Jumpsuit

September 13th, 2012

WTF! There are “professional” photographers following Jennifer Lopez around all day and they can’t get one shot of her famous fat booty? Especially, when she‘s wearing a tight fitting jumpsuit. I’d fire these clowns! However, on the bright side, at least they managed to get a shot of Jennifer’s “whoo ha” having a little snack on that jumpsuit’s material. There is no way the Paparazzi could have missed that.

Photos: Fame, PacificCoastNews

Jennifer Lopez Keeps Hiding Her Fat Booty

September 3rd, 2012

Here are some more Jennifer Lopez bikini pictures. She looks good and all but once again why can’t these paparazzi dudes get a shot of her famous booty? Don’t they have little car-like robots they can attach cameras to? The technology is there. C’mon guys! Anyway, I don’t know why she’s making every effort to hide her famous ass but it gets pretty sad when you call on your boyfriend to cover it up for you. What a puss.

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Photos: WENN.com,Fameflynet

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Splash

August 31st, 2012

I’m done for the day, I hope everyone likes the new site design, but before I go I had to share a few shots of a bikini clad hottie. Here’s Jennifer Lopez taking a dip in the pool in her hot little yellow bikini. Can you say MIlf-tastic? I’m amazed that she still manages to keep the paparazzi from getting a shot of that big ass, she’s been doing this for years. You would think that with all the big bootied celebs out there, J-Lo would be proud to show the big thing off. Guess not.

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Photos: WENN.com,PacificCoastNews

Jennifer Lopez Dress Is On Backwards

July 25th, 2012

I’m no fashion expert, I still think Zubaz pants are going to make a comeback, but I’m pretty sure that Jennifer Lopez’s dress is on backwards. It doesn’t make sense for someone this hot to show off her back… Who wants to see a back? Weirdos. Anyhow, the good news is we’re getting a great look at her sweet big booty stretching out that expensive fabric. She’s in her forties and she still looks like this. Impressive. Seriously though, turn that thing around and give us a look.

Photos: WENN.com

Jennifer Lopez’s Sloppy Booty Bikini Coverup

June 26th, 2012

I was kind of excited to see these pictures of Jennifer Lopez hanging out on the beach in her bikini with her family, I don’t think I’ve ever seen shots of her kids. I’m just kidding, I don’t give a crap about her kids, but I was looking forward to seeing that big ass in a bathing suit. Unfortunately for me, I’m seeing way too much of the children and not enough of the booty. I guess the good news is that she’s at least letting us look at those little breasts of hers…. It’s not the same.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Some Nice Jennifer Lopez Side Boobage

May 15th, 2012

I’m not sure how old Jennifer Lopez is now, but banging a young dude seems to really agree with her. Here she is looking good at the What To Expect While You’re Expecting premiere last night. I like it. Especially because I’m getting a pretty solid look at some quality cougar sideboob. Nicely done. Is she even a cougar yet? Who cares, she’s older, she’s hot and her boobs are falling out of her dress. #meetmeinthehottub

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Photos: WENN.com

Jennifer Lopez’s Big Golden Booty

April 26th, 2012

I don’t normally tend to find women in shiny gold outfits all that attractive, unless they’re involved in some sort of disco cabaret strip show, but I’m actually kind of liking these shots. Here’s Jennifer Lopez showing off the tight belly and big booty in her sexy gold hammer pants. That booty looks like a giant baked potato… A potato I’d like to have sex with.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Jennifer Lopez Needs To Double Up Her Spanx

August 24th, 2011

Eesh, my comments about Jennifer Lopez looking better now that she’s dropped the weird looking latino may have been a little premature. Here she is on the set of her new music video having herself a wardrobe malfunction, and not the good kind of wardrobe malfunction, the kind that makes you wish you’ve never seen this crap. Like the time I saw an old asian dude with his testicles hanging out of his bathing suit… You can’t un-see that. Anyhow, it looks like Jennifer might want to double up on the spanx next time. Not attractive.

Photos: Fame

Jennifer Lopez In Her Sweet Business Shorts

August 23rd, 2011

It may just be me, but I think that Jennifer Lopez has really gotten hotter since dropping that weird looking husband of hers. I like it. Here she is in some sweet business short shorts giving us a good look at those long golden delicious legs of hers while on the set of her new music video. Wait, she’s still making videos? She’s hot and all, but I’m not sure she should be dancing around in music videos at her age, she’s no Halle Berry. She should hanging out at home making sweet love via Skype to yours truly. I’ll bring the lotion.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Jennifer Lopez Slips A Nipple In Germany

June 20th, 2011

I’m not sure if any of you are up to date with your German TV shows, but Jennifer lopez’s nipple made an appearance on something called Wetten Dass? over the weekend. Dammit! If I had known I would have Tivoed it. Anyhow, being the good guy that I am, I thought I’d share the moment with all of you. You’re welcome. Does her nipple have a movie coming out it’s trying to promote? I’d go see that, it’s got to be a better actress than Jennifer is. Although that’s not very difficult.

Jennifer Lopez And Her Tasty Tanned Legs

June 15th, 2011

I thought that after yesterday’s shots of Jennifer Lopez’s big old booty I would throw you guys a curve ball and post a few shots of the old bird’s sexy legs. She’s latina after all so I assumed that by this time of year they’re going to be a perfect shade of tan and looking awesome in a short little skirt. I assumed correctly. Those things are an absolutely perfect shade of hotness and would look really good wrapped around my auburn mustache. Call me.

Photos: WENN.com

Jennifer Lopez’s Big Booty Hits The Town

June 14th, 2011

Here’s the original big bootied hottie Jennifer Lopez out on the town in London the other day showing off that junk in the trunk that made her famous and opened the door for so many young big assed cuties to follow in her footsteps. I remember the days when having a big old booty was practically unacceptable, only seen in rap videos and IHOPs. We’ve come a long way. Anyhow, it’s nice to see that Jennifer has finally given up trying to hide the big thing and has embraced it. Enjoy.