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Britney Spears’ Mug Shot For Candies

Since she signed up to be the face of Candie’s, Britney Spears has been in a few pretty sexy/sweet ad campaigns… This is not one of them. This picture looks more like the mug-shot of someone caught shooting cats with a BB gun than a famous popstar selling shoes. What’s even more disappointing is that the photographer obviously took a shitload of pictures and THIS is the one he decided to go with? Cheer up princess! You know you’re getting paid for this shit.

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Britney Spears From The Rear

I don’t really have all that much to say about these pictures of Britney Spears, but I like watching hot girls in tight jeans and high heels walk up stairs. That’s not weird, look at what it does to her ass. Hot! Someone should open up a club in Hollywood with an entrance that has at least twenty five steps to get in. I’d go. Obviously I wouldn’t be allowed in but I’d sit outside in my van with tinted windows. Again, that’s not weird. Don’t judge me.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Here’s Britney Spears in a bikini while vacationing in.. ya you guessed it by the direction of her nipples; Australia! Other than her poorly placed baby feeders, Britney is almost worthy of “MILF” status. I would’ve never thought a year ago, I’d be saying that, but I’m glad she turned herself around because it is much easier to write about her ass, than her f$#ked up psychological problems.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Britney Spears’ Nipples Are Down Under

Apparently Britney Spears’ world tour is still going on, here she is in Perth wearing a baseball warm up t-shirt. Judging by her nipples either a turkey is ready or it’s a little chilly down there. I know that she’s in Australia and things are a little different in the southern hemisphere, toilets flush the other way which is just weird, but this gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘Down Under’.

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Photos: Fame

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Britney Spears “3″ Music Video

Britney Spears’ new music “3” was just released and besides the song being boring they managed to put her in the best of lights and make her look quite tasty. I’m digging the outfits but her breasts seem just a little droopy and could use a lift, big time. Now I know she had two kids nibbling on those but surely she has enough dough to have them corrected.

Britney Spears “3″ Music Video

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Here’s Britney Spears in a bikini while vacationing in Mexico. Besides the hair and being crazy and all, her body looks pretty damn good. I guess extensive touring has done her well. Now if only I can get my girlfriend a record contract and booming sales, maybe I can get her on Britney’s fitness program. Unfortunately, she has no talent. I’m going to pay for that aren’t I?

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Britney Spears’ Booty Profile

Here’s Britney Spears in a sweet little pair of booty shorts and knee high socks. I wish I had more pictures for you, but the paparazzi must have passed out at the site of that little thing. I know I would. I have boxer shorts that are bigger than that. Unfortunately I think we should enjoy this tight ass while we still can because now that her tour is over this thing could potentially become quite large. I’ll keep you posted.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Britney Spears In Daisy Dukes

Here’s Britney Spears doing a little shopping in a sweet pair of short shorts and a trashy belly shirt, I think more women should run errands in this kind of an outfit, it will be good for the economy. It looks like she bought herself a bird like the creepy old lady who lives in your neighbors basement and claims to have been a star of Broadway and the silver screen. It’s a good thing her body looks frikin’ awesome.

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Photos: Fame, Flynet

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Britney Spears’ Nipples Are Lost

Here’s Britney Spears doing a little shopping on what seems like a chilly day. It might just be me but her nipples seem confused, they’re pointing all over the place, how is Brit supposed to know which direction she’s headed with those things all out of whack? It’s no wonder she had a breakdown. I guess it can’t be easy being the nipples of a once famous pop sensation, but I’d sure like to try it out for a day or two.

Photos: PacificCoastNews, Fame

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Britney Spears’ Look Is Dated

Here’s Britney Spears and her chunky hillbilly thighs out the other day looking like pretty much any chick you’d see at any mall in any town USA. I thought we were done with the short shorts and winter boots combination and I’m pretty sure we’ve moved on to short shorts and slutty thigh high rubber boots, someone needs to help Britney update her look or at least get her back in her bikini.

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Photos: Flynet

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

I don’t think Britney Spears has a very stressful life, she’s supposed to be in the middle of a grueling year long tour but in every picture I see of her she’s hanging out in her bikini playing with her kids or drinking cocktails. Here she is again showing off her tight mid-tour body in her purple swimsuit, the picture quality isn’t great but you get the gist of it, crazy popstar lounging by the pool in her bikini, it’s not complicated. Who do I have to sleep with around here to be reincarnated as a poolside lounge chair?

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Britney Spears Does Letterman

In case some of you couldn’t stay up past eleven thirty-five, Britney Spears did David Letterman’s Top Ten list last night and she did it in, you guessed it, a bikini. It seems she’s been doing everything in a bikini these days. The topic was the “Top Ten Ways the Country Would be Different if Britney Spears Were President”. Now there’s a scary thought. I’m pretty sure that if Britney were president that would be Canada’s cue to invade. But It would give a whole new meaning to the phrase please rise for the President of the United States. Ha!! Presidential boner jokes are awesome.

Britney Spears Does Letterman Video

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Part 3

Well, we’ve got some more bikini pictures of Britney Spears but this time she’s in a purple bikini and showing more ass. I have nothing left to say since I’ve said everything I possibly could in my two previous posts. That said, here’s Britney Spears in a bikini for those of you who like crazy chicks with a little something to grab on to.

Photos: Flynet, SplashNewsOnline

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Part 2

This is the second set of Britney Spears bikini pictures I’ve got for you today and I still can’t believe how good she looks in her bikini. It kinda hurts me to say that, it’s like saying “This passover ham is cooked beautifully” or “I don’t care if you didn’t have time to wax”. I don’t know what she’s doing to stay in shape but it’s working, who would have thought that ‘Crazy Bitch’ would become the new ‘South Beach Diet’?

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Photos: Flynet

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