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Britney Spears’ Disappointing Booty Shot

May 14th, 2013

Well, this is disappointing. Britney Spears went on a Starbucks run, and she didn’t even have the decency to put on a pair of tight leggings. And after I’ve spent all this time hyping up her hotness comeback too. Doesn’t Britney know that the only people who can pull off wearing sweatpants in public are bloggers? It’s called Internet business casual.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures For Shape Magazine

May 8th, 2013

They said it would never happen, but the Britney Spears hotness comeback continues. This time, with a pair of bikini pictures from Shape Magazine. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see Britney getting back to magazine covers and bikini photoshoots. It sure beats having to watch her shop at Target.

Britney Spears’ Legs Need Work

April 30th, 2013

I’m glad to see that Britney Spears is taking this whole hotness comeback thing that I made up seriously. That, or Amanda Bynes just took her spot as the designated formerly-hot crazy celebrity and Britney had no choice. Either way though, here she is leaving the gym. And it’s a good thing too, because it’s clear from looking at her legs in these pictures that she really needs it.

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Britney Spears’ Got Herself A Miracle Bra

April 25th, 2013

I have a soft spot for Britney Spears. As a young man, when I first saw “Baby One More Time”, it began what I would call a lifetime journey in self-discovery. So I owe a lot to Britney. However, as years went by and two kids later, Britney’s perky boobs reached an all time low. It saddened me, so seeing these pictures of her wearing a very supportive bra has brought back those good memories and caused a tingly sensation in between my belly button and kneecaps. Thanks Brit Brit!

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Britney Spears Showing Off Her Meaty Legs

April 12th, 2013

Dammit, I should’ve known this would happen. Britney Spears has been making a serious hotness comeback lately, and as a result, apparently now she’s got a new boyfriend. Anyway, here she is working her thick legs in a pair of leggings, and carrying a Wiffle Ball bat, pool noodle and bag of peanuts. Looks like they’ve got a pretty fun evening planned. I get the pool noodle, but I’m not quite sure how the peanuts work in. I guess I’ll just have to use my imagination.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Jamie Lynn And Britney Spears Get Their Easter On

April 1st, 2013

So Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn were out celebrating Easter together over the weekend, just like the rest of you, only with fewer cameras following their every move, now that your older relatives have finally figured out how to work their smartphones. Anyway, it looks like Britney’s recent hotness comeback has caught on with her sister too. Because between Britney’s cleavage and Jamie Lynn’s leg show, the Spears sisters are giving us a lot to celebrate here. Enjoy.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

March 26th, 2013

I gotta say, I’ve been pretty impressed by Britney Spears lately. She seems dedicated to making this hotness comeback of hers work. And here she is looking good again in some bikini pictures. Unfortunately, they’re pretty low quality and blurry, but I’ve still gotta hand it to this paparazzi. The last few years, getting pictures of Britney looking hot in a bikini has been harder than photographing Bigfoot.

Photos: Fameflynet

Britney Spears Soccer Mom Goodness

March 18th, 2013

So here’s my new favorite soccer mom Britney Spears looking good at her son’s soccer game again. And the way she keeps squeezing her boobs together, she must be impressed with them. I don’t blame her. If I was there, I’d be way more focused on her funbags than a bunch of kids standing around on a soccer field picking their noses too.

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Britney Spears’ Soccer Mom Booty

March 11th, 2013

So here’s totally normal, just like everyone else soccer mom Britney Spears at her son’s soccer game, while an army of paparazzi capture her every move. And we’re lucky they were there, because we’ve got them to thank for these Britney booty shots. I’m pretty sure she’s not wearing a bra either, judging by the way she made sure to keep her arms crossed the entire time. Either way, not bad for a soccer mom! I’m suddenly in the mood to do dirty things with her and a tray of orange slices.

Photos: Fameflynet

Britney Spears’ Sweater Mounds

March 8th, 2013

I really want to believe in a Britney Spears hotness comeback, everyone deserves a second chance — especially my Little Tuna. So here’s Britney out looking better than usual. I don’t know if she thinks wearing those sunglasses will help her go incognito, but there’s no disguising those sweater mounds. Hopefully there’s more where this came from.

Photos: PacificCoastNews,Fameflynet

Britney Spears Assumes Position

March 4th, 2013

So here’s Britney Spears at the beach, and I think she’s trying to attempt the Jessica Alba bikini ass pose here as part of her recent hotness comeback. But she’s missing the most crucial part of the maneuver: you have to be wearing a bikini to achieve the maximum effect. Otherwise though, her form’s pretty much spot-on. So if Britney wants to change and give it another try, I’ll be right here waiting. If something’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right.

Photos: Fameflynet

Nevermind, Britney Spears Is Back To Normal

February 26th, 2013

So much for that Britney Spears hotness comeback. As you can see from these latest pictures, that dream is officially over. It’s too bad, because if she wasn’t wearing such a baggy shirt over those tight pants, this might’ve been a whole nother story. Oh well, it was a good run while it lasted. 14 hours has to be new record for Britney these days. Congratulations.

Photos: Fameflynet

Britney Spears Is Looking Good For A Change

February 25th, 2013

Now this is more like it. After the last few posts I’ve done on Britney Spears, I definitely wasn’t expecting to see her looking this good at the Elton John Oscar party last night. I just hope Britney can keep this up. I don’t really care about her TV career or her music, but a Britney hotness comeback is something I can definitely get behind. Especially if I get to have front row seats to the show.

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Britney Spears Needs A Bra

January 29th, 2013

Normally, I hate to advocate bra-wearing for any celebrities, but I’m going to have to make an exception here. Because judging from these pictures, it looks like Britney Spears could use one. It would really work wonders. For her, I guess. But more importantly, my boneration.

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