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Britney Spears Is Working On Her Fitness

March 2nd, 2017

I’m not going to lie, I kind of forgot all about Britney Spears. But I’ve got to hand it to her, it looks like she’s taking this whole hotness comeback thing pretty seriously. Doing regular booty workouts, and more importantly, posting the video of those workouts on Instagram. And I’ve gotta say, all that hard work is definitely paying off. I’m already starting to see results in my pants region.

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Britney Spears’s MILFy Selfie

January 27th, 2017

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Alright, so I know, normally, seeing a soccer mom take a bathroom selfie wouldn’t exactly be front page news. But when that soccer mom is Britney Spears, it’s kind of a big deal that this MILF seems to have finally figured out what social media is really for. AKA for hotties sharing pictures of themselves with their clothes half off. Now, it’s probably going to take a few days before Britney graduates to topless selfies, but here’s hoping she’s a quick study.

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Britney Spears Don’t Give A F%ck About Lip Syncing Well

October 5th, 2016

I’ve always said that Britney Spears knows how to put on a great show, and here she is taking her hottie comeback to London to perform on The Jonathan Ross Show. Only if you take the video off mute and actually watch Britney’s face instead of just her killer MILF body, you’ll notice she’s barely even trying to lip sync. She’s hardly moving her mouth at all! But I guess she just knows most of us are probably too busy paying attention to her booty shaking. So why bother, right?

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Britney Spears’ Hot Comeback Is Keeping Little Tuna In Shape

September 21st, 2016

In case you haven’t been following along at home, Britney Spears has been on a serious hotness comeback lately. Ever since she started her Vegas show, she’s been keeping in way better shape, ditching the Target trips and soccer mom routine for bikini pictures and training videos like the one you see below. And I don’t know about you, but I’m glad to see Britney finally taking her job (as a sexy MILF) seriously for once. Enjoy.

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Britney Spears Posted Herself In A Bikini On Facebook

March 21st, 2016

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I don’t go on Facebook much anymore, it’s basically nothing but relatives and old weirdos you used to go to school with. (And besides, all the young hotties are posting their bikini shots on Snapchat these days.) But then I remembered that Britney Spears is a mom, and moms still love Facebook. Which explains why Britney posted this bikini picture on there. And hey, if Britney keeps this up, I might have to start logging on more often. Yum.

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Britney Spears Does V Magazine

March 2nd, 2016

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When I heard Britney Spears had landed on the cover of V Magazine‘s Spring 2016 double issue, I’m not gonna lie, I was hoping the pictures would be a little more exciting than this. But I guess Britney’s not exactly in her prime anymore, and also, most magazine don’t tend to do full-frontal nudity on their covers. Oh well. That’s why I keep saying somebody needs to hire me to run one of these things, but so far, no takers. And all these great ideas just keep going to waste. What a shame.

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Britney Spears Lets It Hang Low For The Teens

August 17th, 2015

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Apparently the Teen Choice Awards were held in LA last night, which I didn’t watch because, despite the fact that I still live in my mom’s basement, I’m a full-grown adult. But according to my sources, Britney Spears won the Style Icon Award, and I’ve gotta say, I was a little surprised by that, considering she dresses like a white trash soccer mom 90% of the time… But after seeing this cleavage show she put on last night, it looks like Britney’s style has gotten much better lately. So nevermind.

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Britney Spears Has A New Do!

June 11th, 2015

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According to my well-connected sources, Britney Spears got a haircut or something, and I guess apparently that’s considered big news. But personally, I think everyone’s missing the real story here — that Britney’s putting on one hell of an impressive leg show for a soccer mom with two kids. So enjoy, and stay tuned for any important new developments, like Britney changing into a pair of Daisy Dukes. Fingers crosssed.

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Iggy Azalea And Britney Spears And Make A Great Pair

May 18th, 2015

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In case you forgot, my favorite booty in the music business Iggy Azalea and my favorite white trash MILF Britney Spears did a song together, which I guess is why they also showed up to the Billboard Music Awards together last night too. But if they’re serious about promoting this thing properly, it’s going to take more than just a mediocre red carpet lesbian fantasy. How about a viral video where the two leg wrestle in bikinis? If a thing’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right. I’ll go get my camera.

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Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea Are Pretty Girls?

April 10th, 2015

According to my sources, Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea are shooting a music video for their new song “Pretty Girls” here, and maybe it’s just me, but that doesn’t sound right. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Britney’s still my favorite white trash MILF and Iggy’s got one of the best booties in the music business, but I don’t know how “pretty” either of them are looking here. Oh well. I’ll still watch the video on mute when it comes out. And maybe they can fix those rolls in post. Special effects have come a long way these days.

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Britney Spears Is A Sexy White Trash Soccer Mom

March 16th, 2015

Here’s Britney Spears attending her son’s soccer game looking like she just woke up, got out of the trailer and put on the only clothes she owns. Personally, this is how I think every woman should dress. I’m a big fan of white trash chic and nobody does it better than Brit.

         
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Britney Spears Looks Amazing When Photoshopped

December 16th, 2014

As a professional blogger, I’ve been covering Britney Spears for pretty much my entire career, from her hot early days, to her crazy days, to her recent semi-hotness comeback. After seeing her on this latest Women’s Health cover though, I think I’ve finally realized the one thing that Britney needs to look her best these days. No, I don’t mean a bikini. I mean Photoshop. So keep up the good work, photo editors! We’re all counting on you.

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Britney Spears Gets Intimate

September 25th, 2014

Because apparently Britney Spearscomeback attempt also includes starting a lingerie collection in Poland, here she is launching it at the opening of a new store in Warsaw. There’s so much about these pictures that I don’t understand, like why Britney’s in a Polish mall flanked by a bunch of hot models, but most of all, why she’s the only one not wearing lingerie here. Actually, scratch that. I’m not going to complain about getting to see 8 hot young models in lingerie instead of one mom with two kids. And judging from the last few posts of hers we’ve seen, if anything, I’m pretty sure Britney did us a favor. So enjoy.

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