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Vanessa Minnillo’s Breasts Are Testing Limits

I don’t remember Vanessa Minnillo’s breasts looking this big, but they’re really testing the limits of that t-shirt. It’s too bad every thing she touches goes to shit, ie. her crap reality show “True Beauty” and Nick Lachey’s career. Actually, that may have been Jessica Simpson’s doing or a combination of them both. Whatever the case, Vanessa Minnillo’s boobs deserve one last chance in my opinion. Let’s hope when that chance comes, she focuses on her outer beauty because her inner beauty has failed…

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Vanessa Minnillo”s Got Sexy Legs Part 2

Well, once again we have Vanessa Minnillo showing off her legs. It’s kind of odd that I’d do a post on her two days in a row. Especially since she’s not in a bikini. Is she selling something? If so, I’m buying!

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Vanessa Minnillo’s Got Sexy Legs

I’m still not a hundred percent sure exactly what it is that Vanessa Minnillo does that makes her a celebrity, but I do know that those long sweet legs in short shorts are what gets her onto this site. Is it strange that I want to butter them up and have my way with them? I think it’s healthy and perfectly normal. Wow, a breakthrough! My psychiatrist will be so proud.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra And Vanessa Minnillo Are Movie Disasters

Here’s Kim Kardashian with Carmen Electra and Vanessa Minnillo on the set of Disaster Movie, which is another one of those spoof movies. Now are my eyes deceiving me or does Kim not look so big standing next to Carmen? Oh wait, I forgot to look down. Anyway, I’m not a huge fan of spoof movies unless they’re done by porn stars. Wait, Kim is a porn star. In that case, this should be a great movie!

Photos: Kim Kardashian Official Site

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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

In case you didn’t get enough of Vanessa Minnillo in a bikini yesterday, here are some pictures of her on the beaches of the British Virgin Islands. You’d think that because she spends so much time vacationing, Vanessa is unemployed. And she probably is, but let’s not hold it against her; she’s freakin’ hot! Besides, she’s not the only one that has coasted through life on the money Jessica Simpson’s juggs have made. Ya, I’m talking about you Mr. Lachey.

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Vanessa Minnillo’s Sweet Ass In A Bikini

Here is Vanessa Minnillo once again, teasing us with her hot little ass in a hot purple bikini. I just love the way it clings to her butt; kind of like it was painted onto her body. Picasso would be proud.

Photos: SplashOnlineNews

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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

Here are some new pictures of Vanessa Minnillo looking mighty tasty in a bikini. Now, you’re probably wondering why I cut Nick Lachey out of the picture ““ well, let’s just say his big bulky man boobs got in the way of Vanessa’s hot little body. So no need to thank me, you’re welcome.

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Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey Rub And Make Up

Yesterday, I commented on the fact that Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey seemed to be the epitome of misery judging from the sour looks they had on their faces, when they should have been smiling and laughing and stuffing hundred dollar bills in homeless people’s mouth for kicks. Anyway, it seems things have changed, and the love birds are happy once again. Phew, I was really worried about these two.

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Yawn! Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Picture

Whoa! Looks like a nice day at the beach, and Pina Coladas couldn’t even salvage these pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. They look as miserable as can be! I wouldn’t even give these bikini pictures a passing grade on the sexy meter. Normally I don’t mind a bit of a scowl from a chick with a hot body, but this is ridiculous. Anyway, for all you heterosexual males, I apologize. This post is a bust. However, a good portion of my readers are female, so to all you female readers, I say enjoy a shirtless Nick. Savor this moment ladies. They don’t come around too often.

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49th Annual Grammy Awards Pictures

Scarlett Johansson

Christina Aguilera

Fergie

Once again an awards show managed to bore the living daylights out of me — and because of it, I’m writing this post half-asleep. At first I was psyched that The Police were going to open the show, but after seeing their performance I thought maybe it wasn’t such a good idea that they got back together. Anyhow, they pretty much set the mood for the rest of the night: lame. Now on a positive note, despite their overall narcoleptic effect, awards shows do manage to give us tons of pics of hot female celebs, so if you’re not already asleep from the show itself, here are a few pics for your enjoyment.

More 49th Annual Grammy Awards Pictures

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64th Annual Golden Globe Awards Pictures

Angelina Jolie

Salma Hayek

Beyonce

Jessica Biel

As usual, I didn’t watch the Golden Globe Awards Show. Booooring. Who has the patience to sit through any awards show? Nonetheless, the good thing about these events is that there’s an abundance of pictures of our favorite celebrities. Unfortunately, even with their $50 000 dresses, there’s nothing sexually stimulating about any of them. When are women going to learn that men prefer the less is more approach? You would think millions of years of men drooling over tits and ass would clue them in, wouldn’t you?

*More pictures from the 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards here

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Vanessa Minnillo Has Nipple-Itis

You guys all know about my travel troubles, so you can understand my pleasure when I came across these Vanessa Minnillo pictures. She has definitely brightened up my day. The girl’s absolutely gorgeous. A little cold, but gorgeous. Anyhow, hopefully I will be settled soon so I can thoroughly enjoy these photos in the comfort of my bedroom.

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2006 MTV Video Music Awards Successes

After a week of wearing awful outfits, Jessica Simpson finally shows up at the MTV Video Music Awards in a Hollywood Tuna approved outfit. Now I’m not a fan of the lip liner and the short hairdo but that wouldn’t stop me from putting Alphaghettis all over her body and seeing if I can spell “I Love You” with my tongue.

Imagine rising to fame and scoring the hottest chick on the planet. Well, that’s what happened to James Blunt. Now you got to feel a little bad for him because the day Petra Nemcova dumps his ass, he will have nothing to look forward to but a slow, miserable death. Oh well, that’s what happens when you make a deal with the devil.

Ok, I know I said that Beyonce was the past and that Rihanna is the future but after seeing Beyonce’s performance last night, she made a pretty good case that she’s still the one to beat. Now I don’t believe there should be a competition between the two, unless that competition involved a baby pool, a stick of butter, me in the middle as the referee and camcorder.

And now since I’m too tired to write anymore, here are Vanessa Minnillo and Maria Menounos for all you guys with exotic taste.

*Check out the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards Disasters

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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

You might think that Nick Lachey is one of the luckiest bastards on the planet because he’s been with both Jessica Simpson and Vanessa Minillo. Well, I’m here to tell you that he’s not the luckiest bastard since he’s never been with Stacy Keibler or Petra Nemcova, like I have. So in reality, I’m the luckiest bastard on the planet because I had them both at the same time just the other night and I don’t care if it was a dream. It felt damn good.

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