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Kelly Brook’s Dude Is Bad News

April 4th, 2014

Well, this is terrible. Not only does it look like Kelly Brook is back with that juice monkey ex-boyfriend of hers, they’re also engaged, according to my sources. Which, granted, is pretty awful news. But actually what I’m really talking about is the fact that once again, her dude’s showing more cleavage than she is. And while we’re at it, Kelly’s doing this whole thing all wrong — she’s supposed to be taking selfies of her chest, not pictures of the paps. I’m telling you, this dude is such a bad influence. I just don’t get it.

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Kelly Brook Forgot To Bring Her Cleavage

March 21st, 2014

So apparently Kelly Brook showed up to help promote the launch of her new perfume “Audition,” but for some reason she left her cleavage at home. Talk about a bait-and-switch. Because after that super-sexy commercial of hers, I was expecting some seriously hot red carpet pictures. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Kelly still looks great as always, but this doesn’t make me want to buy any perfume. Not that the cleavage would’ve, but at least I would’ve been able to enjoy the pictures a whole lot more.

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Kelly Brook’s Cleavage Can Sell Anything

March 18th, 2014

According to my sources, this Kelly Brook commercial I just watched 10 times is for some new perfume she designed called “Audition.” Even though I was pretty sure it was an ad for her amazing cleavage, which is weird, because I didn’t think that was for sale. (Believe me, I’ve tried.) So I guess the perfume thing makes more sense. Either way, it gave me the brilliant idea to launch my own signature scent. Only I don’t think anyone wants to buy a cologne called Eau de Tuna, especially not if it’ll smell like stale pizza and the same sweatpants I’ve been wearing all week. Hmm, back to the drawing board I guess.

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Kelly Brook Needs To Keep Working Out

February 27th, 2014

I’m not sure if you’ve heard the good news yet, but Kelly Brook and that meathead boyfriend of hers broke up recently, and I’d like to think my constant disapproval of their relationship somehow had a hand in that. You’re welcome. Anyway, here she is on her way to some jiu-jitsu class looking just as happy as I was after first hearing the news. But before we get too excited, is it just me, or does Kelly look a little heavier to you? I don’t want to say anything mean, because I still love her, and more importantly because she could probably kick my ass after all this working out she’s been doing. Not to mention she looks like she’s got a few pounds on me.

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Finally, Kelly Brook Works It

February 17th, 2014

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Now this is more like it! Here’s Kelly Brook taking my advice by ditching her meathead dude to do a little working out for the paps on her own, which involves some hot kickboxing in leggings. Not too bad! I mean, it’s still not bikini squats or anything, but I guess Kelly’s got to work her way up to that. I know if you try to do too much at once, somebody’s liable to pull a muscle. And it’d most likely be me.

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Kelly Brook Needs To Do Less Watching And More Squatting

February 13th, 2014

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Aside from the obvious appeal of getting to see Kelly Brook in a sports bra and bending over in leggings, I’m really not digging this whole new boyfriend thing of hers. Because here they are “working out together,” which basically just translates to her sitting on her ass watching her juice monkey BF. I mean, c’mon Kelly, at least do some squats for the paparazzi or something. How else am I supposed to do my wrist exercises to these?

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Love Has Gone Straight To Kelly Brook’s Hips

February 12th, 2014

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Well, this isn’t good at all. Because judging from these latest leggings pictures, I think Kelly Brook might be starting to let herself go a bit now that she’s got a new boyfriend. From the looks of it, it’s going straight to her hips. And if that wasn’t already bad enough, for some reason her dude is showing cleavage in these shots and Kelly isn’t. WTF? This madness has to stop!

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Kelly Brook Keeps Pushing The Bikini Limits

February 5th, 2014

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Just like I predicted, Kelly Brook‘s beach vacation is still going strong, which means I’ve got even more awesomely busty bikini pictures for you guys today. Now I don’t know how long this is all going to last, so I recommend making the most of it and enjoying it while you can. So call in sick or use up your vacation days, and get ready to hunker down for the long haul, because major events like this don’t come around too often. Don’t you want to be able to tell your children where you were during the Great Kelly Brook Bikini Beach Vacation of 2014 someday? Actually, on second thought, you’ll probably want to leave those details out if you plan on retaining custody.

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Kelly Brook Busts Out Of Her Bikini Big Time!

February 4th, 2014

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Great news: looks like Kelly Brook is still on her beach vacation, which means we’ve got more insanely hot bikini pictures from our favorite busty Brit today. There’s probably even more to come too, since I’m betting Kelly’s not in any rush to get back to crappy London weather. Anyway, best of all, I also managed to crop out her lucky SOB male model boyfriend in most of these pictures. So now you can enjoy them without feeling hopelessly inadequate. You’re welcome.

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Kelly Brook’s Juicy Bikini Pictures

February 3rd, 2014

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I don’t know how you guys spent your Super Bowl Sunday, but I can promise you it wasn’t anywhere near as good as how the lucky bastard dating Kelly Brook spent his, because here they are enjoying some beach vacation. And sure, it probably means he missed the big game, but who cares about watching that when you can get to watch Kelly in a bikini instead. Now that’s a real major international event.

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Kelly Brook Forgot To Wear A Bra

January 23rd, 2014

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Remind me to stop complaining about awards season from now on. Because these are some of the hottest pictures we’ve gotten of Kelly Brook in months. They’re from something called the National Television Awards in London, and Kelly managed to hit every single one of my requirements for the perfect red carpet outfit: a see-through dress, no bra, serious cleavage, and an impressive leg show. Which makes her the front-runner for Best Dressed Hottie at the Hollywood Tuna Awards. They’ll be held in my mom’s basement later this month, and yes, the voters can be bought off with lingerie pictures and/or motorboating.

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Kelly Brook And Imogen Thomas Make A Great Pair

January 17th, 2014

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I didn’t realize people actually cared about rugby, even in England, but somehow something called the Nordoff Robbins Six Nations Championship Rugby dinner got not just Kelly Brook to show up to their event, but her fellow busty British Imogen Thomas too. Anyway, Kelly looks great as usual, but I miss the old days. You know, when Kelly would just show up in bikini or lingerie shoots and not classy dresses. So enough with these lame events already, Kelly needs to get back to work! Please?

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Kelly Brook Is Breaking My Heart

January 7th, 2014

Because all my favorite celebrity hotties are just crushing my dreams right and left today, here’s Kelly Brook with some meathead-looking male model dude who’s rumored to be her new boyfriend. Honestly, I don’t see what he’s got that I don’t. Besides a job that requires him to actually go outside and not wear the same pair of sweatpants all week. What a loser. And what makes these pictures even worse is that this guy’s showing more cleavage than Kelly. I can handle the rest of it, but I’m sorry, that’s just not right.

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Kelly Brook Gets Wet With A Friend

December 18th, 2013

Good news: if you’ve always wanted to get to watch Kelly Brook shower with a friend, well, you’re in luck, because that’s exactly what I’ve got for you guys today. Unfortunately, I was hoping there’d be a lot more friendly soaping each other up, less clothing and an HD video, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. I’ll still take it. Enjoy.

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