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Kelly Brook’s Fiance Is Bad News!

July 14th, 2014

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For anybody wondering why I keep calling Kelly Brook‘s fiance such a bad influence, it’s not just because I’m jealous (although I am). It’s because of pictures like this. I mean, I don’t remember Kelly’s booty looking anywhere near this chunky when she was single, and it’s disappointing, considering she’s always been one of my favorite busty Brits. So I’d like to give Kelly a free year on the official Tuna exercise program as a wedding present. It involves doing bikini squats for the paps and 30-45 seconds of intense aerobic activity with yours truly 3 times a week. And I personally guarantee she’ll drop some of that weight after only the first 2 weeks — and by that I mean her fiance, obviously. The sooner we start, the better.

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Kelly Brook In The Most Unflattering Outfit Ever

July 3rd, 2014

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I warned you guys that meathead fiance of Kelly Brook‘s was bad news for her. Or at least bad news for her hotness. Because judging from this outfit Kelly’s got on here, the dude really brings out the worst in her. Which is why I keep saying she should obviously leave that loser for me. I mean, I guarantee I could bring out the best in Kelly — specifically, the region between her shoulders and her stomach, by cutting funbag-sized holes in all her clothing. I know, pretty romantic stuff, right? I can’t believe she hasn’t made the switch yet either.

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Kelly Brook Does Manic Magazine

June 10th, 2014

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I forget whether Kelly Brook‘s still with that meathead dude of hers or not. All I know is she’s not with yours truly, and that’s a damn shame. Because if anyone knows how to appreciate Kelly, it’s me. I’ve been doing it for years now! In fact, I might go appreciate her a few more times later this afternoon thanks to these super-hot lingerie pictures in the latest issue of Manic Magazine. Oh well, here’s hoping she finally comes around eventually. And until then, enjoy.

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Kelly Brook’s Cleavage Would Be Must-See TV

May 13th, 2014

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I’m not sure what Kelly Brook and her massive sweater mounds were doing at the NBC Upfront presentation, and yeah, I know I could look it up, but c’mon, I’m a blogger. Reaching across the desk for another slice of cold pizza is pretty much my upper limit when it comes to doing extra work. That said, I know what I hope it means though: that we’re about to start seeing Kelly’s cleavage here on TV on a weekly basis. I’ve been saying it for years, but a show about Kelly’s bikini adventures with a certain handsome blogger would be instant Emmy material.

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Are Easy On The Eyes

April 18th, 2014

Sure, I’m still a little upset with Kelly Brook for getting engaged to that meathead model and not me, but I’m trying not to let it bother me too much. Besides, it’s just nice to finally get to see the benefit of all that working out she’s been doing lately in the form of a new bikini photoshoot. See, some people hit the bar to drown their sorrows. Me, I prefer drooling over bikini pictures. It’s healthier for my liver, but harder on the wrists.

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Kelly Brook’s Dude Is Bad News

April 4th, 2014

Well, this is terrible. Not only does it look like Kelly Brook is back with that juice monkey ex-boyfriend of hers, they’re also engaged, according to my sources. Which, granted, is pretty awful news. But actually what I’m really talking about is the fact that once again, her dude’s showing more cleavage than she is. And while we’re at it, Kelly’s doing this whole thing all wrong — she’s supposed to be taking selfies of her chest, not pictures of the paps. I’m telling you, this dude is such a bad influence. I just don’t get it.

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Kelly Brook Forgot To Bring Her Cleavage

March 21st, 2014

So apparently Kelly Brook showed up to help promote the launch of her new perfume “Audition,” but for some reason she left her cleavage at home. Talk about a bait-and-switch. Because after that super-sexy commercial of hers, I was expecting some seriously hot red carpet pictures. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Kelly still looks great as always, but this doesn’t make me want to buy any perfume. Not that the cleavage would’ve, but at least I would’ve been able to enjoy the pictures a whole lot more.

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Kelly Brook’s Cleavage Can Sell Anything

March 18th, 2014

According to my sources, this Kelly Brook commercial I just watched 10 times is for some new perfume she designed called “Audition.” Even though I was pretty sure it was an ad for her amazing cleavage, which is weird, because I didn’t think that was for sale. (Believe me, I’ve tried.) So I guess the perfume thing makes more sense. Either way, it gave me the brilliant idea to launch my own signature scent. Only I don’t think anyone wants to buy a cologne called Eau de Tuna, especially not if it’ll smell like stale pizza and the same sweatpants I’ve been wearing all week. Hmm, back to the drawing board I guess.

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Kelly Brook Needs To Keep Working Out

February 27th, 2014

I’m not sure if you’ve heard the good news yet, but Kelly Brook and that meathead boyfriend of hers broke up recently, and I’d like to think my constant disapproval of their relationship somehow had a hand in that. You’re welcome. Anyway, here she is on her way to some jiu-jitsu class looking just as happy as I was after first hearing the news. But before we get too excited, is it just me, or does Kelly look a little heavier to you? I don’t want to say anything mean, because I still love her, and more importantly because she could probably kick my ass after all this working out she’s been doing. Not to mention she looks like she’s got a few pounds on me.

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Finally, Kelly Brook Works It

February 17th, 2014

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Now this is more like it! Here’s Kelly Brook taking my advice by ditching her meathead dude to do a little working out for the paps on her own, which involves some hot kickboxing in leggings. Not too bad! I mean, it’s still not bikini squats or anything, but I guess Kelly’s got to work her way up to that. I know if you try to do too much at once, somebody’s liable to pull a muscle. And it’d most likely be me.

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Kelly Brook Needs To Do Less Watching And More Squatting

February 13th, 2014

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Aside from the obvious appeal of getting to see Kelly Brook in a sports bra and bending over in leggings, I’m really not digging this whole new boyfriend thing of hers. Because here they are “working out together,” which basically just translates to her sitting on her ass watching her juice monkey BF. I mean, c’mon Kelly, at least do some squats for the paparazzi or something. How else am I supposed to do my wrist exercises to these?

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Love Has Gone Straight To Kelly Brook’s Hips

February 12th, 2014

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Well, this isn’t good at all. Because judging from these latest leggings pictures, I think Kelly Brook might be starting to let herself go a bit now that she’s got a new boyfriend. From the looks of it, it’s going straight to her hips. And if that wasn’t already bad enough, for some reason her dude is showing cleavage in these shots and Kelly isn’t. WTF? This madness has to stop!

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Kelly Brook Keeps Pushing The Bikini Limits

February 5th, 2014

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Just like I predicted, Kelly Brook‘s beach vacation is still going strong, which means I’ve got even more awesomely busty bikini pictures for you guys today. Now I don’t know how long this is all going to last, so I recommend making the most of it and enjoying it while you can. So call in sick or use up your vacation days, and get ready to hunker down for the long haul, because major events like this don’t come around too often. Don’t you want to be able to tell your children where you were during the Great Kelly Brook Bikini Beach Vacation of 2014 someday? Actually, on second thought, you’ll probably want to leave those details out if you plan on retaining custody.

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Kelly Brook Busts Out Of Her Bikini Big Time!

February 4th, 2014

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Great news: looks like Kelly Brook is still on her beach vacation, which means we’ve got more insanely hot bikini pictures from our favorite busty Brit today. There’s probably even more to come too, since I’m betting Kelly’s not in any rush to get back to crappy London weather. Anyway, best of all, I also managed to crop out her lucky SOB male model boyfriend in most of these pictures. So now you can enjoy them without feeling hopelessly inadequate. You’re welcome.

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