It’s not too often we hear about Kristin Kreuk but she’s the star of the new movie Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. I’m sure it will be a big hit with the geek crowd and all her Smallville fans. And hopefully it does so well they decide to make a sequel called Hot Ass Half Asian Tug and Rub: The Legend of Chun-Li, co-starring me. Anyway, here she is in Tokyo looking damn cute.
CELEBRITIES > Kristin Kreuk
The last few weeks, I’ve been trying to incorporate some new faces on Hollywood Tuna because as you know writing and reading about Lindsay Lohan everyday gets a little boring. Especially, when there are far better looking and more interesting actresses out there like Kristin Kreuk of ‘Smallville‘. You may disagree with me, but I found some fun facts about Kristin by looking her up on Wikipedia that I thought I share:
Kristin Kreuk was born in Vancouver, British Columbia. Her father, Peter Kreuk, is of Dutch ancestry and her mother, Deanna Che, is of Chinese descent but born in Indonesia. Both are landscape architects. Kristin also has a sister who is about five years younger. Kristin trained for gymnastics at the national level till high school but quit in grade 11 due to scoliosis. She attended Eric Hamber High School in Vancouver.
She had plans to study either psychology, environmental science, or forensic science at Simon Fraser University when a casting director for the CBC TV series Edgemont contacted Eric Hamber Secondary School, looking for an exotic-looking girl to play the part of a Chinese Canadian, Laurel Yeung on the Vancouver-shot show. Kreuk’s drama teacher convinced Kreuk, who had no previous acting experience other than in musicals at her high school, to audition for the role. To her surprise, she won the part. (Read more)
Wait a sec. Scoliosis?! That’s it??? What kind of pitiful celeb-biography is this?? Where’s the eating disorders? The abusive step-father? The “sold- her- ass- on- the- streets-to- feed her- crack- habit- at- age- 14″ stories? We want suffering damnit! I take it back. Kristin Kreuk is not that interesting after all. She is however half Asian and half Dutch, which means she could have all the above mentioned baggage, 2 peg-legs, kleptomania, AND scoliosis for good measure, and I’d still be all over her like Oprah on a 60 ounce steak.
My apologies to Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrity skanks. I’ll never doubt your appeal again.