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Jewel Is A Harley Babe

Here’s Jewel posing for what I believe is a Harley Davidson ad. I always pictured Jewel being the type of chick who rode horses, ate organic food and didn’t shave their privates, not one that rides a Harley. Anyway, she’s hot and I’m glad they put her weird looking husband in the background. He ruins every single picture they’re in.

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Jewel’s Breasts Are Holding Up Fine

It seems that Jewel is proud of her sweet bikini body and isn’t afraid to show it off a little. First it was the pictures of her in her little purple bikini from her Twitter page and know here she is at some event showing a little cleavage through a strategically placed peep hole in her dress. I like it, it wasn’t too long ago that her sad boobs seemed to be making a break for the southern hemisphere but they’ve bounced back nicely. Good for you girls.

Photos: Fame

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Jewel Bikini Picture

Jewel gave us a little Twitter treat by posting a shot of her in a bikini on some Yacht. Finally, a celebrity using Twitter as it was intended to be used. I really don’t care if they’re eating lunch or picking their noses, nor do I think you do either. Anyway, she looks pretty damn good, although her boobs look like they need a hand. Good thing I have two!

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Jewel’s Deflated Boobs On DWTS

I know I’ve brought this up a dozen times already, but it saddens me to see Jewel, once the “Queen Of Cleavage” with two deflated boobs. Here she is on DWTS and I’d never tell a girl who had big tits to get a boob job… but those need to seriously be pumped back up! Good news for Jewel though, I have a pump made especially for this sort of problem right between my legs. Ow! So lame.

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Jewel Is Damaged Goods

I’m glad that Jewel has nice legs to show off at least because as we’ve all found out the folksy cleavage queen lost her cleavage. Then again, she is walking with a cane, so in theory her legs are kind of damaged goods as well. Not to mention that weird cowboy next to her too. Oh what happened to poor sweet Jewel?! That should be the title of her next song. I could write a song about it. “Who Will Save Jewel’s Boobs!”

Photos: Fame

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Has Jewel Been Riding The Bull Too Hard?

I must be completely out of the washed up, crooked toothed folk singer loop because I had no idea Jewel married a weird looking cowboy. I don’t know what’s going on with this chick, her boobs are kind of strange looking and she’s walking with a crutch, I wonder if that’s from riding the bull? By bull I mean the bus because she hasn’t had a hit in at least a decade and judging by her cowboys Wal Mart jeans times are tough. Keep that pointy chin up, things will turn around.

Photos: Fame

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Jewel’s Jewels Have Lost Their Shine

The former “Reigning Queen Of Cleavage” Jewel was at the People’s Choice Awards last night. I don’t know why, since she hasn’t done anything of significance in the last 10 years, so I guess she was just there to show off her deflated cleavage. You know, when I see a hottie like Jewel who used to have awesome big breasts lose them to Mother Nature like this, it’s a travesty. I think we should all remember this day as day of remembrance. The day Jewel lost her jewels forever.

Photos:Wenn, Bauer-Griffin

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Jewel’s Career Is Getting Hot And Spicy

Jewel’s career must be going “really” well, because here she is at some chili cook-off, and nothing screams success like getting invited to a cooking competition! Poor Jewel! You know, I’ve always loved her and her hippie ways. Especially those two beautiful bongs that I’d die to get my mouth around! Oh well, at least she looks good. I wish her better in the future!

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Jewel’s Breasts Are Gone!?

I don’t know what happened to Jewel’s breasts, but they’re gone! Is she on some kind of rapid weight loss diet or did she get a breast reduction? All I know is, she’s no longer the queen of cleavage, and this make me sad. What the hell am I supposed to write about now? Her music?

*Jewel and her boobs back in April

Photos: Getty

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Jewel Is The Queen Of Cleavage

If you thought that Scarlett Johansson was queen of large breasted cleavage in low cut dresses, guess again! Jewel puts her, and all others to shame. Sure, Jewel may not have as pretty a face as Scarlett (don’t get me wrong, she’s not hard on the eyes either) but what she lacks in classic facial feature beauty, she more than makes up for in good old fashioned, ass kicking, smack you in the face and give you a black eye breast prowess. Yeah, I admit it. I wouldn’t mind a couple of shiners after a few rounds with Jewel.

Photos: PacificCoastNews, Bauer-Griffin

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Jewel Kilcher’s Not The Only One Who’s Hungry

I have no clue when these pictures were taken or what show they were from but does it really matter? Cleavage is timeless. Especially those that belong to Jewel Kilcher. Hungry anyone?

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Jewel’s Jewels Will Make You Dip Into Your Pocket

I’m all for charities. Especially when it deals with my favorite body part “breasts“ and who better of a spokeswoman for “breasts” than the very breasty Jewel Kilcher. Unfortunately, Jewel’s breasts didn’t make an appearance at the ‘Stop Breast Cancer For Life’ conference since they are well hidden under her clothing but considering she has given us years of breast lovin’, I say we get involved and donate money to help advance the treatment of breast cancer and get rid of this nasty disease forever. Fellas, Jewel’s breasts are counting on you.

Stop Breast Cancer For Life Campaign

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A Jewel Picture Moment

Past Picture Moments

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Jewel Trades In Her Sandals For Cowboy Boots

Last month, I gave you a glimpse of Jewel’s new music video where she makes love to a camera for 6 minutes. Today, I give you pictures of her at the CMT Music Awards! Here she is trying to convince us that she’s no longer a pop star but a serious country musician. You know what? I’m convinced! And no, not by her rodeo cowboy boyfriend but by the way she’s pulling a very good Dolly Parton impersonation!

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