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Jewel’s Jewels Are Cause For Celebration

April 7th, 2014

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I’m sure I don’t need to tell you guys this, since I bet you all had it circled on your calendars for months, but it was the 49th annual Academy of Country Music Awards the other night, and Jewel brought those massive jewels of hers out to celebrate. So make sure to enjoy these pictures, because getting to see Jewel’s funbags definitely counts as a special occasion these days. Feel free to explain that to your boss when he asks why you skipped a meeting to take your laptop into the bathroom. After, all, you have to make time for the important things in life.

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Jewel’s Jewels At The American Country Awards

December 11th, 2013

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Apparently it was the American Country Awards last night, and normally I wouldn’t care about that since I don’t drive a pickup truck, but I’m willing to make an exception since Jewel brought along her massive jewels to the party. It’s been a while since we’ve seen them, but I’m pretty sure that we owe Jewel’s recent hotness comeback to some new reality competition show called The Sing-Off that she’s hosting. Which I’m sure will do just as well as all those other lame American Idol imitators, but not nearly as well as the idea I originally pitched NBC. I’m telling you, The Strip-Off would’ve killed in the ratings. Especially with Jewel hosting.

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Jewel’s Massive Jewels Are Back!

November 18th, 2013

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Nobody told me that Christmas was coming before Thanksgiving this year, but I guess it must be, because a bunch of celebrities in LA were out for the annual Christmas Tree Lighting Spectacular the other night. And speaking of spectacular, Jewel showed up with the best present of all: her massive jewels. I wonder if I ask real nicely if Santa would bring me them this year. Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? Someone owes me for all those years when I just got coal.

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Jewel’s Jewels Make A Comeback!

September 17th, 2013

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I don’t know if Jewel is on some new TV show or what she was doing at NBC’s 2013 Fall launch party, I know I could probably find out, but that would take valuable time away from me staring at her funbags. Either way though, judging from that cleavage of hers, Jewel’s primed to make a serious comeback. No need for focus groups or ratings or any of that crap, I’ve got a much more scientific method for predicting hottie success, and judging from the instrumentation in my sweatpants, her career isn’t the only thing looking up.

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Jewel’s Jewels Have Disappeared

October 11th, 2012

It’s been at least a couple years since I’ve done a post on Jewel, and now I’m starting to remember why. Her career pretty much disappeared, and from the looks of these pictures, so has her cleavage. What happened? Maybe she can write a new song about it, or host a benefit concert. I know I’d donate. Just for old time’s sake.

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Jewel Is A Harley Babe

July 10th, 2009

Here’s Jewel posing for what I believe is a Harley Davidson ad. I always pictured Jewel being the type of chick who rode horses, ate organic food and didn’t shave their privates, not one that rides a Harley. Anyway, she’s hot and I’m glad they put her weird looking husband in the background. He ruins every single picture they’re in.        
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Jewel’s Breasts Are Holding Up Fine

July 1st, 2009

It seems that Jewel is proud of her sweet bikini body and isn't afraid to show it off a little. First it was the pictures of her in her little purple bikini from her Twitter page and know here she is at some event showing a little cleavage through a strategically placed peep hole in her dress. I like it, it wasn't too long ago that her sad boobs seemed to be making a break for the southern hemisphere but they've bounced back nicely. Good for you girls.    
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Jewel Bikini Picture

June 22nd, 2009

Jewel gave us a little Twitter treat by posting a shot of her in a bikini on some Yacht. Finally, a celebrity using Twitter as it was intended to be used. I really don’t care if they’re eating lunch or picking their noses, nor do I think you do either. Anyway, she looks pretty damn good, although her boobs look like they need a hand. Good thing I have two! Related Articles: Hilary Jewel's Career Is Getting Hot And Spicy Jewel's Breasts Are Gone!? Jewel Is The Queen Of Cleavage Jewel Kilcher's Not The Only One Who's Hungry

Jewel’s Deflated Boobs On DWTS

April 8th, 2009

I know I’ve brought this up a dozen times already, but it saddens me to see Jewel, once the “Queen Of Cleavage” with two deflated boobs. Here she is on DWTS and I’d never tell a girl who had big tits to get a boob job... but those need to seriously be pumped back up! Good news for Jewel though, I have a pump made especially for this sort of problem right between my legs. Ow! So lame. Related Articles: Hilary Jewel's Career Is Getting Hot And Spicy Jewel's Breasts Are Gone!? Jewel Is The Queen Of Cleavage Jewel Kilcher's Not The Only One Who's Hungry

Jewel Is Damaged Goods

March 26th, 2009

I’m glad that Jewel has nice legs to show off at least because as we've all found out the folksy cleavage queen lost her cleavage. Then again, she is walking with a cane, so in theory her legs are kind of damaged goods as well. Not to mention that weird cowboy next to her too. Oh what happened to poor sweet Jewel?! That should be the title of her next song. I could write a song about it. “Who Will Save Jewel’s Boobs!” Related Articles: Hilary Jewel's Career Is Getting Hot And Spicy Jewel's Breasts Are Gone!? Jewel Is The Queen Of Cleavage Jewel Kilcher's Not The Only One Who's Hungry Photos: Fame

Has Jewel Been Riding The Bull Too Hard?

March 12th, 2009

I must be completely out of the washed up, crooked toothed folk singer loop because I had no idea Jewel married a weird looking cowboy. I don't know what's going on with this chick, her boobs are kind of strange looking and she's walking with a crutch, I wonder if that's from riding the bull? By bull I mean the bus because she hasn't had a hit in at least a decade and judging by her cowboys Wal Mart jeans times are tough. Keep that pointy chin up, things will turn around. Related Articles: Hilary Jewel's Career Is Getting Hot And Spicy Jewel's Breasts Are Gone!? Jewel Is The Queen Of Cleavage Jewel Kilcher's Not The Only One Who's Hungry Photos: Fame

Jewel’s Jewels Have Lost Their Shine

January 8th, 2009

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The former “Reigning Queen Of Cleavage” Jewel was at the People’s Choice Awards last night. I don’t know why, since she hasn’t done anything of significance in the last 10 years, so I guess she was just there to show off her deflated cleavage. You know, when I see a hottie like Jewel who used to have awesome big breasts lose them to Mother Nature like this, it’s a travesty. I think we should all remember this day as day of remembrance. The day Jewel lost her jewels forever.

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Jewel’s Career Is Getting Hot And Spicy

January 31st, 2008

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Jewel‘s career must be going “really” well, because here she is at some chili cook-off, and nothing screams success like getting invited to a cooking competition! Poor Jewel! You know, I’ve always loved her and her hippie ways. Especially those two beautiful bongs that I’d die to get my mouth around! Oh well, at least she looks good. I wish her better in the future!

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Jewel’s Breasts Are Gone!?

November 8th, 2007

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I don’t know what happened to Jewel‘s breasts, but they’re gone! Is she on some kind of rapid weight loss diet or did she get a breast reduction? All I know is, she’s no longer the queen of cleavage, and this make me sad. What the hell am I supposed to write about now? Her music?

*Jewel and her boobs back in April

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