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Kate Beckinsale Keeps Proving She’s The Hottest MILF

You know you’re one of the hottest women on the planet when you look in the mirror and see Kate Beckinsale staring back at you. Here’s the super MILF out doing something in a nice little skirt and a leather jacket. So Hot! It’s funny that none of the animal rights people throw fake blood on celebrities in leather. Are cows just second class animals? Nothing but delicious steaks and fine Italian shoes? Or is it that any animal that lets drunken frat boys tip it over while it takes an afternoon nap deserves to be eaten? I guess we’ll never know.

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Photos: Flynet

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Kate Beckinsale Was Made For Skinny Jeans

I make fun of hipster skinny jeans quite a bit, but it may just be that I wasn’t seeing them on the right chicks. Most of the time they’re stretched to their limit on some chick who has no business wearing anything with the word skinny in the name, but these pictures of super MILF Kate Beckinsale really show me what these jeans are all about. Now if she could reminded me the true meaning of the words tube top we’d be in business.

Photos: Flynet

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Kate Beckinsale Is Absolut(ly) Hot

If Absolut Vodka’s goal is to make me an alcoholic, then they have succeeded by putting Kate Beckinsale in their latest marketing campaign. I hope they’re also going to bail me out of jail after my domestic abuse charges.

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Kate Becksinsale With The Luckiest Man Alive

Here’s uber-MILF Kate Becksinsale out with the luckiest husband in America. God, I hate him.

Photos: Fame

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Kate Beckinsale Is Still The Hottest MILF

Here’s by far the hottest MILF in Hollywood Kate Beckinsale at a screening of ‘Everybody’s Fine’. Damn she’s fine! That doesn’t sound right when I say it, picture me saying it with a south Philly accent wearing a really long T-shirt and my cap on sideways. Better? Anyhow, I don’t know much about the movie, but if Kate’s in it I’m there. Is it still inappropriate to masturbate in the movie theater?… We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.

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Photos: WENN.com, Flynet

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Kate Beckinsale In Hot Tight Leather Pants

My mom’s basement is in a pretty good neighborhood so I can see a lot of hot MILFs from my little window out walking their toy dogs, but not once have I seen one wearing sweet leather leggings. Here’s Kate Beckinsale showing us once again why she’s by far the hottest MILF in Hollywood. Leather tights and bitch boots, what more could a man want? Her husband must have been a quadriplegic leper with hemorrhoids in a previous life to deserve this. I”m so jealous.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kate Beckinsale Is Hot And Holy

Here’s another reason why Kate Beckinsale is the Sexiest MILF Alive; she’s a trendsetter. Here she is wearing some ripped up leggings. I’m not sure if you buy them like that or you just take sheers to an old pair, but I hope this look catches on. The only problem is that due to positioning of the holes, she is not receiving the required ventilation. That could cause problems down the road. Just looking out for Kate’s best interests.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Kate Beckinsale Is The Sexiest Woman Alive

Esquire has named Kate Beckinsale the “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2009. I’m not one to argue with hot lists because they’re bullshit and just cheap ploy to sell more issues, but isn’t she the Sexiest MILF Alive? And wouldn’t that have been a better marketing strategy than some lame hot list. Now watch some other magazine is going to use that idea. You’re welcome. Feel free to compensate me via Paypal. Anyway at least it wasn’t Megan fox, Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson.

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Kate Beckinsale In Sexy Boots

Here’s Kate Beckinsale out shopping in short shorts and sexy boots. I sound like a broken record but Kate is definitely the hottest MILF. Now I know that I’ll write the same thing the next time we see Elizabeth Hurley, but that’s because I’m inconsistent. Sorry, this isn’t professional journalism over here. Deal with it.

Photos: Fame

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MILF Kate Beckinsale Goes For A Ride

Everybody loves Kate Beckinsale, women because she’s a wholesome working mother and men because she’s hotter than f@#k. Here she is spending the day with the family, playing with the dog and even sliding down a giant inflatable slide. Now if we could send the kids packing, lose the acid washed jeans and throw in a gallon of baby oil, we’d have ourselves a situation that everyone would appreciate. Just a suggestion.

Photos: Flynet

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Kate Beckinsale Is A Hot Mess

When I say Kate Beckinsale is a hot mess I mean that in the best possible way, obviously she’s a mess I’d love to clean up and I wouldn’t even wear rubber gloves. Here she is in a sweet pair of jeans and heels proving that occasionally it’s alright to wear acid washed jeans. Don’t all you fatties get excited and break out your old jeans, they have to be skin tight and you’ve got to at least have a body like Kates. The booze will take care of the face.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kate Beckinsale Is MILF Goodness

Here’s Kate Beckinsale looking lovely at the ‘Whiteout’ premiere the other night in Los Angeles. Come to think of it she always looks lovely, she’s one of those annoying people that no matter what they do they look good. I hate those people, it takes me minutes to look this good, not many men my age can pull off the wife beater and boxer shorts look. I’d like to give Kate a ‘Whiteout’ of my own. That was meant to sound dirty, I don’t think it worked but I’m keeping it anyway.

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Photos: WENN.com, Flynet

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Kate Beckinsale Because She Is Hot

Here’ Kate Beckinsale visiting a medical centre in Beverly Hills. Let’s hope it’s a routine check up and not some kind of pregnancy screening… She’s already had a kid and I’m not sure if having another one would be good for her MILF body. Now don’t be going around spreading rumours…. chances of Kate being knocked up are slim to none. I don’t think you can get someone pregnant over the internet …. yet.

Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Beckinsale Is Still The Hottest MILF

It’s no secret that Kate Beckinsale is by far the hottest MILF in Hollywood, so just the thought of her in a full spandex body suit gets my blood rushing south of the border, but what is a secret is that she and I have been having a purely sexual relationship for years now. Obviously that last part is completely untrue, I alone am having a sexual relationship with Kate, she is completely unaware of it. One day we’ll be together.

Photos: Flynet

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