I’ve always dug Kate Beckinsale — she’s been crushing it in the Hollywood MILF department for years now — but I’m not entirely sure about this quote she’s got on the cover of Shape Magazine‘s January issue. Don’t get me wrong, Kate’s definitely looking pretty “fit” thanks to that bikini (and, ahem, a little Photoshop). But the fittest she’s ever been? I’m going to have to go back into the archives to double-check that. If I’m not back in 3 hours, send a search party in after me. Otherwise, I could get lost in there for days.
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We don’t see too much of Kate Beckinsale anymore these days. I guess she’s too busy “working” and “making movies” to put on shows for the paps. But if Kate really cared about her career, she’d forget about all that and just keep showing up to red carpets like this. Listen, anybody can be an actress, but it takes hard work and dedication to stay at the top of the hottie A-list.
I can barely remember the last time I did a post on Kate Beckinsale, and that’s a shame, because as far as I’m concerned, she’s still one of the hottest MILFs in Hollywood. Case in point: here she is heading into Joel Silver’s Memorial Day Party, and it just makes me wish that Kate would focus less on making movies and more on sexy leg shows. Trust me, the world doesn’t need any more of those terrible Underworld movies; what it needs is a whole lot more of this.
I don’t know why we don’t see more pictures of Kate Beckinsale. For my money, she’s every bit as hot as her fellow Hollywood MILFs, although I guess she doesn’t show up in a bikini quite as often. But still, here she is busting out some pretty great cleavage at the LA launch party for some London condo development. And if Kate wants any help getting more attention these days, I’d be happy to volunteer my services. Granted, 90% of my ideas involve “accidental” wardrobe malfunctions and/or filming sex tapes with bloggers, but hey, why shouldn’t I get something out of this too?
I know Kate Beckinsale doesn’t get as much run on this site as her fellow MILFs Alessandra Ambrosio or Hilary Duff, but that’s only because she’s not showing up in leggings and/or lingerie on a regular basis. Instead, all we get is red carpets pictures like these and the rare bikini show every once in a while. So don’t get me wrong, Kate’s clearly still one of the hottest 40-year-olds in Hollywood, but if she wants to be in consideration for MILF of the Year in 2014, I want to see more of an effort. Preferably in the form of monthly lingerie and/or bikini shots sent to my inbox. Your move, Kate.
It’s been a long time since we’ve gotten a good look at Kate Beckinsale‘s perfect stems, so make sure you take your time to enjoy these new shots of one of my all-time favorite MILFs putting on a serious leg show. Now, according to my research, Kate was on her way to a Memorial Day BBQ with Cindy Crawford and presumably a whole bunch of other hotties here. I’m assuming this wasn’t a potluck like whatever lame party you all went to yesterday, but I’m also willing to bet I’m not the only one who’d take those sexy legs of Kate’s over potato salad any day. Yum.
I know that my love of leggings means that I’m always posting hot nobodies in yoga pants and B-list celebrities on their way to the gym, but I’ve got a rare treat for you guys today: Kate Beckinsale in skintight spandex. She must’ve heard about our MILF of the Year award or something, because perfect booty shots of a hottie like Kate don’t happen too often. So make sure to slow down and enjoy them, because this is like getting served filet mignon after weeks of buffet roast beef.
I know she doesn’t get as much coverage on the site as someone like Alessandra Ambrosio, but that’s only because Kate Beckinsale doesn’t show up in lingerie as often. She’s still one of the hottest MILFs on the planet though, because whenever we do see her, it’s in pictures like this. I’ve never really wanted kids before, but one look at a hot mom like Kate and all of a sudden, it doesn’t sound half bad. Only if they’re hers though, and they live with their real dad. Let’s not go crazy here.
Listen, I like Eva Longoria as much as the next blogger, but this should be common sense: she should never stand next to Kate Beckinsale. Because here they both are at some charity dinner that she runs, only Eva’s the one who looks like she could use some help compared to Kate. So I hope she learned her lesson, and next time Eva should just put me next to Kate, and the problem’s solved.
I’ve got even more Kate Beckinsale bikini goodness for you guys again today, though unfortunately they’re still not the greatest quality. Obviously, Kate’s killer body means these pictures are pretty good no matter what, but I think it’s about time we start a fundraiser or something to get this paparazzi a better camera. Anybody on the Kate Beckinsale bikini beat needs top of the line equipment. Such an important subject deserves to be covered properly.
I don’t want to get any emails bitching about the slightly lower quality of these shots, because when you’re getting Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures, you really have nothing to complain about. It’s like finding a $20 bill on the sidewalk and whining that it wasn’t a $100. So anyway, your highness, I’m guessing that even though these aren’t in crystal clear HD, you’ll make do, and your afternoon royal scepter-polishing will still go off without a hitch. But just FYI, I don’t want to hear about that either.
Kate Beckinsale has been one of the hottest MILFs on the planet for years now, and that takes some serious talent and dedication. And probably exercise, if you believe what the doctors keep telling me to do. Anyway, I’m guessing Kate is into yoga, because here she is at some event for SELF Magazine celebrating a yoga book launch. Am I the only one who was hoping that meant we’d be seeing some selfies of Kate doing yoga poses instead of posing on the red carpet? Maybe next time.
It has been years and many attempts, but no one has been able to imitate the Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose properly, but today Kate Becksinsale has done it justice. The only thing that could have made this shot better was a thong, but nonetheless bravo Kate! With a little more practice and bikini changes, it could be renamed the Kate Beckinsale Bikini Ass Pose. More please!
I know I do a lot of posts on MILFs, but I can’t help it. Celebrities always make for the hottest moms. Like Kate Beckinsale, for instance. Here she is on vacation with her family looking downright awesome in a white bikini. I’m not exactly the paternal type, but it’s enough to make me want to become a stepfather. Must be my biological clock kicking in or something. That’s located in your pants, right?