Is Rachel Bilson still famous? I haven’t heard anything about her in years, so I’m not really sure. I definitely haven’t done a post on her in a while, and as we all know, that’s the true test of any hottie’s pop culture relevance. (Stop laughing.) Anyway, I guess she’s trying to make a comeback or something, because she just did a cover shoot for some mag I’ve never heard of. And it’s a good first step. But if Rachel really wants to extend her 15 minutes, I think a high-profile fling with a low-profile blogger could really do the trick. I’m game if she is. Call me!
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It has been a while since we’ve done a Rachel Bilson post, but girl smartened up, put on some leggings and headed out in public. I’m a little disappointed that the Paparazzi didn’t manage to get a glimpse of her booty, but that is to be expected when amateur photographers are doing the job. A real pro would stop at nothing to get the money shot and it’s not that hard. All you need to do is get your fat ass to the ground, aim the camera upwards and snap! Simple!
When I first saw these pictures of Rachel Bilson at the LA premiere of her new movie The To Do List, I was pretty pleased. I mean, it’s not a see-through dress or anything like that, but it’s still a pretty good leg show. But then I read that Rachel plays the slutty older sister in the movie. In which case, shouldn’t she be showing more skin here? She’s dressed more like the girl you take home to mom than the one you take to mom’s basement. Now I just hope she dresses better in the actual movie.
I’ve always liked Rachel Bilson, and we never seem to see enough of her these days now that she’s on some crappy show that nobody watches as opposed to the crappy show that everybody watched. Either way, I was glad to find some bikini pictures of Rachel in Barbados. It looks like she’s got some serious tan lines though, and she’s welcome to come over to my place to get rid of them. I can promise almost total privacy, but the windows in my mom’s basement don’t get that much sun, so it may take a while.
You would think that pictures of a hot chick walking down the street in a t-shirt wouldn’t be all that hot, but I’ve got to say I’m liking this. Here’s Rachel Bilson strutting her stuff in some short shorts and a t-shirt. Not exactly a supermodel outfit, but she still makes it look really damn good somehow. I guess that’s a sign of true hotness, if a woman can look this hot dressed down, you know she’s a true hottie. Nice boobs.
I’ve been in love with Rachel Bilson ever since we first locked eyes through the television when she was on that crappy TV show about rich people from the California suburbs, so whenever I get a chance to post picture of her in short shorts or in jeans and especially when she’s in a bikini, I’m all over it. Here she is rocking a hot little black bikini showing off her awesome figure at the beach the other day. I tried to crop out the Darth Vader Jr douche, but all the photoshop work in the world won’t change the fact that he gets to bang this hottie whenever he wants. Not fair.
I happen to be a big fan of pictures of Rachel Bilson walking around town in a little pair of denim cut-offs, she’s hot, why wouldn’t I be? Although I’m kind of annoyed that she was with that Anakin Skywalker douche again. (*not pictured for obvious reasons) For a skinny little hottie, she’s kind of got some oversized thighs on her. I don’t mean to say that she looks odd or that she’s fat or anything, but this is something she might want to keep an eye on as she gets older. Just a heads up.
Photos: PacificCoastNews, Wenn
These are a couple of promo shots for the show Hart of Dixie…. Anyone know what the hell that is? I’ve never heard of it either, I’m assuming it will air on one of those channels you only see in the south where programming usually consists of ten episodes of Family Matters reruns and an Atlanta Braves game. But apparently Rachel Bilson is in it and I kinda have a thing for her, so I thought I’d share this shot of her lovely long legs with you. Call me.
It’s pretty amazing that even when she’s not doing anything, Rachel Bilson still looks hot. Here she is I don’t know, parking her car or something, looking sexy in her little denim short shorts. I thought she was a short little number, these shots make her legs look so long. I like it. Now if only we could figure out a way to make her breasts look a few cup sizes bigger, we’d be in business.
I don’t know why Rachel Bilson was invited to the 2011 CW Upfront Party, I also didn’t know the CW was still a thing, but I guess she’s got a new show coming out or used to be on one of their shows or something so she’s there. Whatever the reason, I’m glad she came because she’s always been one of my favorite cuties to stare at while I make aggressive angry love to myself in front of a mirror. Too much?
So yesterday I had pictures of Blake Lively showing off her gorgeous legs in France and now, not to be outdone, I’ve got shots of another one of my favorite hotties Rachel Bilson doing the exact same thing. Here she is in a nice little pair of leather short shorts and some sexy heels giving me a taste of those delicious legs of hers. Isn’t she sweet? I just want to dip those things in honey and go to town. Call me. Blake can come too.
I’m not a teenage girl so I absolutely hate this expression but…. OMG!!! Rachel Bilson is in a bikini!!! I’ve been waiting for pictures like this for a really long time, I’ve paid my dues, I’ve put in my time staring at shots of her walking around with her coffee and her stupid hipster sunglasses so i deserve this. The girl is incredible, I think I’ve fallen in love with her all over again. I didn’t think that was possible. Perfection.
I wish I could tell you that I’ve got some trashy pictures of Rachel Bilson that she texted to her boyfriend, in which she’s completely naked or half naked or something, but I really can’t do that. Instead I’m going to give you these shots of her walking down the street in her sweater. Good enough? I didn’t think so, but what can you do. I’ve tried photoshopping her head onto a nude body, it doesn’t look very normal and I like to keep those for my private collection.
Here’s super cutie Rachel Bilson getting ready for our big sleepover tonight. I can’t wait, I’ve got everything all planned out. I’ve got all three Back To The Future movies on VHS, the last one is pretty awful so we’ll use that one for making out, I’ve already cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket, I’ve set up all my infrared webcams and I’ve made sure that I’ve thoroughly washed all my good parts. I’m ready. This is happening…. With or without her.