Look, we all know Lindsay Lohan‘s seen better days and that she isn’t half the hottie she used to be, but every once in a while, she shows up in lingerie to remind us why we all loved her so much in the first place. So here’s Lindsay posing for Homme Style Spring/Summer 2015 and I don’t know about you guys, but it’s bringing back lots of fond memories for me and the Little Tuna.
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Here’s Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali in London for the LOVE Magazine/Balmain Christmas Party and it’s kind of bumming me out to see how far Lindsay’s
career hotness has fallen off the map these last couple years. Anyway, according to my research, Ali is supposedly a “model,” but I’m pretty sure that’s like calling Lindsay an “actress.” Or “hot.” I know it was true at one point, but I seriously doubt it applies anymore.
I’ve never heard of Wonderland Magazine before, I think they’re British, but anybody who can get Lindsay Lohan looking this hot again after all the disappointing pictures we’ve been getting of her recently deserves some serious credit. Anybody know if there’s a way I can subscribe, but just get this same issue delivered to me every month?
As recently as a couple years ago, new Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures were cause for serious celebration, but these days, not so much. You’re never quite sure what you’re going to get: hot Lindsay, or whatever this is. That said, I’m happy to report that these latest ones of her jet skiing in Greece aren’t half bad. In fact, they’re even making me think the two of us could still go motorboating together some day. Only we’ll have to do it in my bedroom, because I’m afraid of the water. Call me!
Yikes. So much for hoping that Lindsay Lohan was finally starting to turn things around, or her having some of the best sideboob in the business. Because these pictures of her in Ibiza kind of put an end to both those arguments. Unfortunately, it looks like those freckled funbags of Lindsay’s are heading in the same direction as her career these days, and both are going south fast. I mean, I still hope she can get back to where she used to be, but it’s going to take a lot of hard work and dedication. I’m talking about her funbags, just to be clear.
Now even though Lindsay Lohan‘s hotness has been on the decline, there is no denying that she has some of the best sideboob in the business. Here she is at an event called ‘Weisses Fest’ which I believe is some weird German gathering for irrelevant American celebrities to attend so that they can make extra coin to support their drug habits. I’m not 100% if that’s the case with Lindsay, but why else would she be there?
Sorry in advance for the quality on some of these, I guess the pap on the Lindsay Lohan bikini beat hasn’t been busy enough lately to be able to afford a new zoom lens. But according to my sources at least, these shots are of Lindsay hanging out on a yacht with some mystery dude in Italy. Huh, I guess she decided to try to make some extra money while she was there. Good for her.
Since I just can’t seem to quit these freckled funbags, here’s Lindsay Lohan picking up some award at a gala dinner for some Italian film festival I’ve never heard of before for her “contribution to cinema,” according to my sources. Huh, maybe she’s got a sex tape coming out or something that we don’t know about. Either that or they figured presenting her with a statue was the best way to actually get Lindsay and that famous cleavage of hers to show up for dinner. Which actually isn’t such a bad idea. I should try that!
It’s a good thing Lindsay Lohan remembered to forget to wear a bra in these shots, because it helps distract me from the fact that the rest of her isn’t looking so hot these days. What can I say? I guess I’m just a sucker for those freckled funbags. I have a problem, and the first step is admitting it.
Apparently Lindsay Lohan is in London these days, and judging from these latest pictures at least, she’s having a pretty good time there. Because it definitely looks like there’s something left over in her nose in these pictures of her blowing a kiss to the paps, and it doesn’t take a genius blogger to figure out what it could be. It’s too bad though, because I was really hoping Lindsay would get her act together and clean up. Not for her health or anything, I’m not that nice. I meant so I can stop pretending to care about her well-being and start caring about seeing those freckled chesticles of hers again.
Yikes. Remember the days when Lindsay Lohan was the hottest thing around and a future mega-star? Because it really wasn’t that long ago. Now though? She just looks like a future Cat Woman, and I’m not talking about the ones whose apartments reek of kitty litter. I mean, c’mon, Linday’s only 27! It’s way too early for things to start going this far south. Anyway, it’s like Tara Reid all over again, and it’s just making me depressed. Next.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan being honored at something called the Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards in Shanghai. So good news, everyone! If I’m doing my math right, I’m pretty sure that “showing up to a D-list foreign awards ceremony” is the last stop on the list before doing porn. So stayed tuned, because it sounds like Lindsay’s career might finally be getting back on track.
I think it’s time Lindsay Lohan took a break from injecting poison into her face because she’s starting to look more and more like a cat. Fortunately, not all is lost with these pictures of her at Z100’s Jingle Ball 2013. I’m really digging the outfit and especially those kick ass boots. I’d be happy to clean them with my tongue after a night of her wearing them. Hmm… Too much info?
In case you didn’t hear, Lindsay Lohan is officially out of rehab (again) and sober (again), which means we can all stop pretending that we care about her well-being and go back to only caring about how good she looks in a swimsuit (again). So here she is in Miami showing off that newly-sober booty of hers and looking good. But I’ve been burned before by Lindsay, so let’s just hope that it actually sticks this time. I’m talking about the hotness comeback, just to be clear.