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Lindsay Lohan’s See Through Top Goodness

May 14th, 2012

I love see through tops, I got into this business because of see through tops, so these shots of Lindsay Lohan and her big beautiful chesticles are exactly what I needed fist thing on a monday morning. The chick has just got great breasts on her, it’s that simple, covering them in a really thin piece of material was a really good idea. I want her to make a mold of them so I can replace all my doorknobs with rubber Lindsay Lohan funbags. Awesome.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Weird Looking Again

May 10th, 2012

I thought Lindsay Lohan was getting back to her hot old self, what the hell is this all about. Here she is at some A&E party the other night looking a little worse for wear. Her body is fine, but that face is just strange looking. Is it just me? I don’t know what’s going on, she kinda looks like a dude in drag. Not cool. Maybe she’s just making a weird face and the lighting is making her eyebrows look abnormally dark and bushy… That’s all. #reverseboner

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Lindsay Lohan Gets A Little Leggy

April 26th, 2012

So Lindsay Lohan is really going to be playing Elizabeth Taylor in a movie? That’s happening? I guess it’s good that she’s working again. Wait a minute, it’s a Lifetime movie. Never mind. Anyway, here she is at some party the other night looking all hot with the red hair and the freckles and the legs and all that goodness. I like it. I’m still upset she’s not playing that pornstar. Who’s idea was it to dump her from that project? Loser.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Long Freckled Legs

April 25th, 2012

Obviously I prefer pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s big freckled breasts, but if all I can get are shots of her long freckled legs… So be it. Here she is running some errands in her little denim shorty shorts with her sister yesterday. Those thighs are so pasty white, I’m sure there’s some sort of bronzer cream I could rub all over those things… With my face.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hipster Hotness

April 16th, 2012

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at that annoying Coachella festival over the weekend wearing some sort of hooker/hipster bride costume. I thought she wasn’t allowed to put herself into these kinds of situations anymore, the judge can’t be very pleased about this, someone needs a spanking. She’s looking pretty damn good though, I like it. And I’d definitely be on board with that spanking thing, so hot, but instead of the judge could we make it Pamela Anderson doing the spanking? #sexyjustice

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Hot And Bothered

April 10th, 2012

Now that Lindsay Lohan is all clean and sober and all that, I didn’t think we’d be getting many sexy shots of her anymore. Sober chicks can be kind of lame you know. But it looks like I may be mistaken. Here she is in her underwear getting all sexy for something. I don’t know what it is, it can’t be an ad, she’s pretty much unhire-able as a spokesperson now, so these have to be from Twitter or some rich old dude’s “private” collection.

Lindsay Lohan In Her Sexy Pant Suit

March 30th, 2012

So Lindsay Lohan had her last court appearance yesterday, at least she hopes it was her last appearance, and everything seems to have gone her way. She’s finished her probation and can finally get things back on track. Hopefully with some partying and possibly some girl on girl action. No no, I don’t condone her partying anymore, but the girl on girl thing… Awesome. Anyhow, I’m kind of digging her pant suit outfit, she looks like one of those sexy lady lawyers you’d see in a TV show from the seventies. Hot.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sexy Leather Legs

March 19th, 2012

I’ve got to say that now that Lindsay Lohan has gone back to the red hair she’s gotten a whole hell of a lot hotter, at least in my books. She doesn’t look like a forty year old botoxed cougar looking for her third husband anymore. I like it. Not to mention that she decided to wear some tight leather pants for me, showing off those sexy Prison Leg Wrestling Champion legs of hers. Hot. I think I could probably take her.

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Lindsay Lohan Is A Redhead Again!

March 13th, 2012

So it looks like Lindsay Lohan is trying to get her career back on track with a comeback of sorts – I’m not sure hosting Saturday Night Live and banging a weird old photographer can really be considered a comeback – and what better way to get back to your old self than by changing your hair color. Girls are weird. Anyway, I guess she was at her most popular back when she was a freckled face ginger and wants to get back to that Lindsay Lohan. Personally I want the drunken fire crotch Lindsay back, but I guess I don’t get any say in this decision.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Courtroom Breasts

February 23rd, 2012

So Lindsay Lohan was back in court yesterday for the millionth time, I hear she’s actually doing pretty well with her probation or treatments or whatever, and she brought along her sweet big chesticles. Her outfit is pretty good, just lame enough for court and just tight enough to show of her juicy front meat. I was hoping the judge would sentence her to some sort of all girl, inmate bikini road crew where she would be in charge of the jackhammer but I guess celebrities get special treatment. Maybe next time.

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Lindsay Lohan Is An Old Lady

February 9th, 2012

Who the hell is this old lady? Isn’t this John Gotti’s like sixty year old daughter, what the hell is she doing on this site? I’m being told this is actually Lindsay Lohan at an amdAR gala in New York last night. I’m not buying it, Lindsay is still in her twenties, this broad has been around the block more than a few times. I guess it’s possible that it’s her, she’s got the impressive front meat, the cheesy tattoos on her hands and she’s riddled with freckles. What the hell? Someone needs to stay out of the sun. This is just not cool. I want the old Lindsay back.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Chesticles In Granny Panties

February 6th, 2012

I don’t know what these pictures are from, who knows any more, but they’re of Lindsay Lohan and her nice big chesticles in what looks like her grandma’s underwear. Kinda weird, but I like it. They look like old polaroids you’d see back in high-school when someone stole them from their sister and showed it to everyone in the lockers. Good times.

Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Head To Court

January 18th, 2012

Lindsay Lohan was back in court yesterday for yet another appearance before the judge, and she brought her sweet big sweater puppies along with her. Apparently the judge was impress with how well she’s been doing and told her to keep up the good work. One look at those mounds and any judge would be quick to let this hottie go, but not before sitting in on a private viewing of her strip search of course. How does one go about becoming a judge?

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ghostly Hostness

January 16th, 2012

I think it’s time Lindsay Lohan heads to the beach and gets a tan. Or maybe she OD’ed and is now a ghost. Anyway, I usually like my girls a little more cooked but Lindsay’s tasty white front meat makes her irresistible. I can never have enough.