Look, I’ve put up with a lot covering the modeling world these past couple years. I’ve been willing to go along with calling Bella Hadid a real supermodel, and pretend that Ashley Graham is “healthy” and deserves to be an SI Swimsuit model. But now you’re telling me that Kirsten Dunst is officially a lingerie model? Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick Kirsten out of bed for eating crackers, but just spend 30 seconds on Instagram (or this site) and I guarantee you can find a thousand women more qualified for this gig. This is just a waste of good advertising dollars and artsy black-and-white topless shots.
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I haven’t done a post on Kirsten Dunst in years, but I remember that I always used to defend her when people would call her ugly or snaggle-toothed or all those other mean names. Because sure, Kirsten’s no beauty queen, but I’m not shallow like that. I mean, her rack clearly makes up for her so-so looks. So here’s Kirsten at the 73rd annual Golden Globe Awards last night and now that she’s a big deal again, let’s just hope she remembers all the nice things I’ve said about
her her funbags over the years. Fingers crossed.
For anybody who didn’t believe me last week when I said that Kirsten Dunst doesn’t look half as bad as people say she does, just check out the leg show she’s got going on here. Pretty good, right? And if you’re still not convinced, as soon as Kirsten sprays her white t-shirt with that water bottle she bought, she’ll look even better. At least I’m hoping that’s her plan.
A lot of people give Kirsten Dunst a hard time. They call her snaggle tooth, ugly and many other nasty things. I personally think she is alright and any girl that skinny with a rack like she has is alright in my book. Not to mention her booty is pretty solid in those leggings. So for any of you who think differently, I’m sure if given a chance you would motorboat those babies any day of the week.
I don’t really find Kirsten Dunst all that attractive, she’s a little too sickly pale for my taste, almost like she doesn’t have enough blood in her system, but she’s a celebrity and she’s showing a lot of skin so why not. Here she is working her sexy little denim short shorts as she runs some errands yesterday. She actually looks pretty good in these shots, I like the way her top is hugging her breasts, but she really needs some color. Is she one of those people who’s allergic to the sun? Spray tan… Something.
I don’t normally find Kirsten Dunst attractive at all, but I’ve got to say that there’s something about these shots of her walking to her car that I really really like. See if you can guess what it is. I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with tat fitties. Jesus! I didn’t know she was hiding those things under there all these years. What the hell? Those things should be front an center at all times. This can’t be right I would have seen these earlier, they have to be new, look at these old bikini pictures and see if you can spot the difference. Smart move. I smell an Oscar.
People rag on Kirsten Dunst for having messed up teeth, bad style and out of shape skinny body. She does however possess very ample looking tatats. I don’t know how they are holding up like that while she is lying on her back but if that’s how they naturally fall, I’m impressed. Related Articles: Just In!!! Kirsten Dunst's Breasts Get Groped At The Beach! Kirsten Dunst Is Turning Up The Heat Mila Kunis Is Too Hot For The 70's Kristen Bell In A Pink Bikini!
Here’s Kirsten Dunst looking a little worse for wear as she leaves The Groucho Club in central London. I know what you’re thinking: Kirsten‘s drunk, she’s not wearing a bra, she’s a mess, etc. Well, I say Kirsten‘s perfect; it’s just too bad I wasn’t there to take advantage of her. I don’t even care that she looks like a troll. Just kidding! What kind of a guy do you think I am? Of course I care how she looks. C’mon, I have standards!
I know that a lot of people make fun of Kirsten Dunst and her bad teeth. And by “a lot of people” I mean every other celebrity blog that has nothing but nasty things to say about her. Well I’m here to say otherwise. I think that with some high priced dental work, a few trips to the gym every week and a new hairdo she could really turn out to be much better looking. Or we can just focus on the fact that she’s letting her friend grope her breasts on the beach. Snaggle teeth or not, that’s hot!
When I first saw these pictures of Kirsten Dunst in knee high socks, it appeared to me that she was going for that cute catholic schoolgirl look. But then I realized that Kirsten isn’t really all that cute, and catholic schoolgirls don’t wear jean shorts. So I’m thinking this outfit might get a few lady golf pros all hot n’ bothered, but that’s about it.