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Natalie Portman Needs To Cheer Up

Here’s Natalie Portman at IFP’s 19th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards last night. I don’t know what her problem is, but she doesn’t look all that happy to be there or it’s just a bad picture. Who knows? This looks like the mug shot of a woman who’s been caught doing embarrassing things in a public restroom. Cheer up princess.

Photos: WENN.com

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Natalie Portman Cleans Up Well

I don’t do many posts on Natalie Portman because she’s pretty damn boring and usually dresses like a bum. However, sometimes she can surprise us, like here at the ‘Brothers’ New York Premiere. Hopefully she will continue looking this good on a regular basis, but I doubt it. So enjoy it while you can, because chances are we won’t be seeing her here for another year.

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Photos: Flynet

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Natalie Portman Flashes Her Granny Panties

Natalie Portman was hard at work tackling teenage boys and flashing her disgusting granny panties on the set of her new movie “Hesher” in Los Angeles yesterday. It looks like she’s supposed to be playing some kind of nerd but that shouldn’t mean she has to wear nerd undies too. Sick. I always thought nerdy chicks wore skimpy little thongs stockings under there nerd costumes. Guess not.

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Photos: Fame, SplashNewsOnline

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Rotten Tuna: Natalie Portman

The big Natalie Portman news or rumor is that she’s dating Sean Penn, but what I think is an even bigger story is this sloppy Mr. Rogers look she has going on here. Girl looks like she could use a good scrub too. I’ve seen squeegee girls who look cleaner and put more effort into themselves than Natalie. It’s kind of sad, that a hot chick just doesn’t care. If that’s the case and she doesn’t care to help beautify my website, screw her! I won’t bother watching her terrible acting abilities in another one of her shitty movies. So there.

Photos: Fame

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Natalie Portman’s Ass Is Tight

If you’re looking for some hot sexy pictures of Natalie Portman you’ve come to the wrong place. Here she is on the set of her latest boring movie ‘Love and Other Impossible Pursuits’ looking like someone who spends a lot of time in the library… Alone. At least her ass looks pretty good in those tight jeans and she’s not dressed like a high class bag lady for a change. I’ve got nothing.

Photos: Wenn

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Natalie Portman And Rashida Jones Need To Play With Their Kitties, Not Puppies

Here’s another lame video from Funny Or Die where we’ve got Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones solving the economic crisis on Wall Street. I guess in these hard times Funny or Die can’t afford one good comedic writer for their crappy videos. Anyway, the next time they get Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones in a video, leave the puppies behind and get them playing with their kitties. That’s what the people really want to see.

Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones Funny Or Die Video

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Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman Together Again!

Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman were at another ‘The Other Boleyn Girl‘ premiere. I don’t understand how a movie can have so many premieres, I thought the whole concept of a premiere meant that it’s pretty much a one time deal. But by the time this movie actually hits theaters, it seems like everyone will have already seen the damn thing at one of the premieres – except you, but that’s because you weren’t invited. Nobody likes you.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline, Getty

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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Redeems Herself, Natalie On The Other Hand”¦

Well, I know I blasted Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman earlier today for dressing like two old grandmas, but Scarlett brought out the big guns to The Other Boleyn Girl premiere and redeemed herself. Natalie, on the other hand, still has some work to do. Surgical work that is. Yes, she’s flat and I know it’s not politically correct to talk to about a girl’s shortcomings, but if she’s not going to make an effort to show off what she does have – that being her ass – then just stay home!

Photos: Getty, INFDaily.com

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Scarlett Johansson And Natalie Portman Are Boring

You know, I was actually looking forward to seeing Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman’s new film The Other Boleyn Girl, but when I saw the trailer and noticed it was a period piece I was kind of turned off, even with all the sex scenes I’ve been hearing about. And now, after seeing them together at the Berlin Film Festival dressed in most unrevealing outfits ever confirms that there’s no chance of me watching this movie! I mean you have two of the prettiest girls in Hollywood, and yet they’re out promoting a sexually-driven movie looking like old grandmas. Shame on them!

Photos: Getty

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Scarlett Johansson & Natalie Portman: An Awesome Lesbian Fantasy

Here’s a little lesbian fantasy for you guys: Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman on the cover of W Magazine. It’s been a while since these two have been in the spotlight, so to see them together (and especially Scarlett’s cleavage) is quite refreshing. Anyway, you’ll be able to see even more of them co-starring in the new film The Other Boleyn Girl, where they play two hot sisters trying to beat each other to become Queen by throwing themselves at the King. Now that’s a movie I’d pay to see!

The Other Boleyn Girl Trailer

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Natalie Portman Nude Scene In Hotel Chevalier

Well, here’s the Natalie Portman nude scene from Hotel Chevalier. Seriously, this is such a disappointment. It’s worse than watching two snails mate. All you really see is her bare ass! You’d at least expect some naked frontal with this artsy piece of crap. Now I know why I hardly do posts on Natalie. Girl is boring!

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Natalie Portman Is A Grape Flavored Two By Four

Here’s Natalie Portman at some fashion show in Paris and here we go again! Yes folks, another fine example of a sexy starlet ruining my day by wearing a hideous outfit. On the sexy scale, this purple abomination ranks Natalie slightly higher than a bad case of crabs, and just below a colonic cleansing. I mean look at her! I’ve seen more curves on a piece of ply-wood.

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Natalie Portman Is Very Handsome

These are new pictures of Natalie Portman on the set of ‘Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium‘ in Toronto. Natalie’s hair has been through quite the evolution this past year. At first when she shaved her head, I was actually impressed that she pulled off the bald look. But now with it growing back and the part to the side, she looks exactly like me when I was in elementary school. So for all you that are wondering what I look like… look at this picture of Natalie and add a mustache. Boy am I cute!

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