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Scarlett Johansson And Natalie Portman Are Boring

February 15th, 2008

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You know, I was actually looking forward to seeing Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman‘s new film The Other Boleyn Girl, but when I saw the trailer and noticed it was a period piece I was kind of turned off, even with all the sex scenes I’ve been hearing about. And now, after seeing them together at the Berlin Film Festival dressed in most unrevealing outfits ever confirms that there’s no chance of me watching this movie! I mean you have two of the prettiest girls in Hollywood, and yet they’re out promoting a sexually-driven movie looking like old grandmas. Shame on them!

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Scarlett Johansson & Natalie Portman: An Awesome Lesbian Fantasy

February 12th, 2008

Scarlett Johansson & Natalie Portman Pictures

Here’s a little lesbian fantasy for you guys: Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman on the cover of W Magazine. It’s been a while since these two have been in the spotlight, so to see them together (and especially Scarlett’s cleavage) is quite refreshing. Anyway, you’ll be able to see even more of them co-starring in the new film The Other Boleyn Girl, where they play two hot sisters trying to beat each other to become Queen by throwing themselves at the King. Now that’s a movie I’d pay to see!

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Natalie Portman Nude Scene In Hotel Chevalier

September 26th, 2007

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Well, here’s the Natalie Portman nude scene from Hotel Chevalier. Seriously, this is such a disappointment. It’s worse than watching two snails mate. All you really see is her bare ass! You’d at least expect some naked frontal with this artsy piece of crap. Now I know why I hardly do posts on Natalie. Girl is boring!

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October 10th, 2006

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Here’s Natalie Portman at some fashion show in Paris and here we go again! Yes folks, another fine example of a sexy starlet ruining my day by wearing a hideous outfit. On the sexy scale, this purple abomination ranks Natalie slightly higher than a bad case of crabs, and just below a colonic cleansing. I mean look at her! I’ve seen more curves on a piece of ply-wood.

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May 10th, 2006

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These are new pictures of Natalie Portman on the set of ‘Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium‘ in Toronto. Natalie‘s hair has been through quite the evolution this past year. At first when she shaved her head, I was actually impressed that she pulled off the bald look. But now with it growing back and the part to the side, she looks exactly like me when I was in elementary school. So for all you that are wondering what I look like… look at this picture of Natalie and add a mustache. Boy am I cute!

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