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Sophie Monk Is Not The Babe She Used To Be

July 10th, 2014

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Used to be, we’d get pictures of Sophie Monk on the site and my pants would almost immediately spontaneously combust, but it’s been a long time since I’ve done a post on her, and I’m sorry to have to report that she’s just not doing it for me as much anymore. Believe me, I’m just as disappointed as I’m sure she is. Oh well. At least we’ll always have the archives to remind us of happier times. And by us, I mean me and the Little Tuna obviously.

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Sophie Monk Takes Her Breasts Out

July 4th, 2012

I wouldn’t say that looking at pictures of a chick in some dumpy sweatpants and a t-shirt is the perfect way to spend your 4th of July, some ice cold beers might help, but that’s what’s happening right now. Here’s Sophie Monk walking the streets yesterday in her casual wear. Not bad, not great, but still not all that bad. I think the fact that she’s got those big beautiful breasts front and center makes the whole thing more bearable. I’ll take what I can get.

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Sophie Monk Works The Parking Meter

May 18th, 2012

This post combines two of my favorite things, big breasted jobless blondes and hot chicks feeding a parking meter. I don’t know why, but I find this kind of thing hot. Here’s Sophie Monk slipping some dirty dirty change into the coin slot of an unsuspecting parking meter. That’s it, spit on it. Too much? Anyhow, she’s also wearing some incredibly tight skinny jeans and stripper heels so… I wish I was a parking meter.

     
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Sophie Monk Is Sexy In Maxim

January 31st, 2012

I make a lot of jokes about Sophie Monk being one of the hottest jobless celebrities out there, seriously I still don’t know what the hell she does, but that’s all about to change because it looks like someone has finally hired her. Here she is on the cover of Maxim magazine, I’m guessing some obscure country’s edition, looking pretty damn sexy in her little bikini. There’s no question that the woman belongs in a bikini having her picture taken, I just wish it was at my house.

     
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Sophie Monk Drops A Hint Of Boobage

January 2nd, 2012

It’s a new year and we’re all hoping that this is the year Sophie Monk finally gets herself some kind of work, and real work, getting engaged to some rich old dude doesn’t count. Here she is showing off some skin in a loose fitting sweater. I don’t hate it, she’s obviously braless which is always good, and she’s giving us a subtle hint of boobage so… Good enough.

     
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Sophie Monk Drops Some Tasty Cleavage

October 13th, 2011

I don’t think I have to tell any of you about the internet crush I’ve got on jobless hottie Sophie Monk, you’ve pretended to read the site so you know where we stand, but when she walks around like this I can’t control myself. She’s not doing anything special, but that gorgeous tanned cleavage just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy down there in my no-no place. Not that it takes a whole lot, a bumpy ride on the bus kinda has the same effect. Still hot.

     
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Sophie Monk Almost Hits The Big Time

September 26th, 2011

I’ve been in the mood for some pictures of Sophie Monk getting out of an SUV in a short skirt for about five years now, so this is a pretty good day for me. Unfortunately, someone thought it would be a good idea to tell her to cover up her lady parts while doing it, because the Tuna might be watching. Thanks a lot. You would think that flashing her junk might help propel her to some sort of career, it’s worked for lesser hotties. At least she wore a dress that’s kind of see through. That’s something. She looks like she’s had a couple of adult beverages. I like it.

     
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Sophie Monk Sexy Pool Party Pictures

July 21st, 2011

The thought of Sophie Monk at a pool party is enough to nearly rupture one of my testicles, so I was really excited to get these picture of the jobless hottie hanging out by the pool. Unfortunately, this is not what I expected. She’s really hot and all, but if you’re going to invited this one to a pool party, you make sure it’s during the day and it’s really hot out. A pool party at night? That’s just weird. like flying a kite or playing frisbee at night. What a waste.

     
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Sophie Monk Shows Off The Perky Girls

July 20th, 2011

I’ve always loved Sophie Monk, I know she’s never really had a job and was engaged to some rich old dude to make ends meet, but she’s just so hot that I can forgive all of that. If she wants to marry someone who’s going to help get her face out their, she should be marrying me. I’m a good catch, my mother says I’m handsome, I’ve got a job and I know how to make a mean grill cheese with bacon. What more could you ask for? Anyhow, here’s Sophie showing off her cute boobies. Call me.

     
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Sophie Monk Sizzles In Maxim

June 9th, 2011

This isn’t the most exciting spread you’ll ever see, but it’s of one of my favorite nobodies Sophie Monk in the July issue of Maxim magazine so who cares. It’s weird, I’m kind of proud of her. I’ve been calling her a jobless hottie for such a long time that now that she’s finally found some sort of work, I’m swelling up a little with pride. Alright, so it’s not my pride that’s swelling up, the girl is just a sexy piece of tail, but you know what I mean.

     
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Sophie Monk’s Sexy Sassy Looks

May 13th, 2011

This is the kind of thing I like to see, a hottie like Sophie Monk giving me sexy eyes in a sassy pose. Like she desperately wants to have sexy with me, but really hates the very essence of my being. I love it. I get that look a lot, but without the wanting to have sex with me part. Whatever, I’ll take it. Anyhow, the jobless hottie is looking really good these days, no wonder she was invited to the hot chick get together that is the Maxim Hot 100 party. Good job.

     
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Sophie Monk Shows Off The Goods

April 26th, 2011

These aren’t the best pictures of hot nobody Sophie Monk, a few too many shots of her weird lips, but I’ve always liked her so why not. Here she is at some douche filled party showing off her assets to all the rich dudes. I thought she was engaged to some rich old man, is that still a thing or not? I guess she knew deep down inside that her feelings fro me were far too strong to ignore. I have that affect on chicks.

     
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Sophie Monk Is Just Weird Looking

March 25th, 2011

I don’t know if professional nobody Sophie Monk is still engaged to that fat old rich dude, she’s got to make money somehow, but the whole process seems to have aged her horribly. Here she is at some event last night looking like the fifty year old wife of a plastic surgeon, and not in a good way. If you’re going to have work done, always start with the boobies, it will distract us from everything else for at least a couple of years. Anyhow, I miss the old Sophie, the one who would walk down the street in her bikini just to get some attention. This chick’s just weird looking.

     
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Sophie Monk Engaged To Some Old Dude

January 26th, 2011

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I’ve made a lot of jokes over the years about Sophie Monk being a jobless hottie, well it looks like she’s finally found a way to make some cash. The Australian nobody has gone and gotten herself engaged to some fifty something year old frenchman who owns the rights to the Playboy brand and is involved with Elite Modeling Agency. Good for you Sophie, I always knew you’d land on your back feet. I guess it beats working at hooters.

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