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Sophie Monk Has Drained me

I’m starting to run out of things to say about my favorite jobless hottie Sophie Monk, so why don’t you folks take a few minutes to click on the pictures and eyeball her sweet long legs…. …. …. Done? Now most of you should see why I do so many posts about this chick and the rest of you are chicks or gay dudes checking out her boots or wondering what’s in the little bag. Either way, I hope you enjoyed it.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Sophie Monk’s Hotness Is Casually Staged

Here’s Sophie Monk wearing a retarded hat in some nicely staged pictures of her casually doing some shopping. It’s pretty impressive, she really looks like she’s actually shopping. Concentrating, touching the products, how could this chick not get acting jobs with skills like these? I don’t really care that the pics are staged, I’m just glad she’s wearing such a short skirt while she does it. Keep up the good work princess.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk Is Hot Doing Pretty Much Anything

I don’t know what Sophie Monk is doing in these pictures, but she looks pretty damn hot doing it. It’s nice to see her in pics that only look half staged. Knowing that Sophie has been jobless for quite some time now and after carefully studying each photograph I noticed that there are automobiles and asian people in the background therefore I can only conclude that she’s working as a model at some sort of Japanese car show. Less car and more boob prease.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Just In! Non-staged Sophie Monk Pictures

It’s nice to see Sophie Monk in some pictures that don’t look so staged. Here she is showing a little skin while walking around on one of her very busy jobless days. I think she needs a bigger purse. I hang out outside strip clubs a lot and usually only strippers have bags this big to carry all their costumes and paraphernalia. Maybe she’s not jobless after all. I noticed that she’s got the word ‘Monk’ tattooed on the back of her neck I guess that’s so that producers and casting agents will remember her name afterwards. Clever.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Sophie Monk Is A Lady Bug I’d Like To Squish

Man do I have an early halloween treat for you guys. Here’s jobless hottie Sophie Monk dressed as a sexy ass lady bug walking the streets in broad daylight. I don’t know many people who go to halloween parties during the day, aside from maybe six year olds, but she looks so hot that I don’t even care. Maybe some rich dude paid her to come ring his doorbell, who knows? I think we all know the answer to the question ‘Trick or Treat’? Enjoy.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk’s Legs Pass Inspection

Here’s jobless hottie Sophie Monk showing off her awesome legs in some heels and a pair of denim cut off short shorts the other day. I’m in love again. Those things go on for days. I don’t know how to say ‘come sit on my face’ in Spanish, but I’m sure that’s exactly what the security guard is thinking. Dios mios! And yes, assuming the security guard is Mexican does make me a bad person. I’m well aware.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk Works It So Good!

Earlier today I said that Kristin Cavallari had a nice little workout uniform on, I was wrong. THIS is a nice little workout uniform. Here’s Sophie Monk pretending to go to yoga or pilates, who cares, showing off her tight little body and possibly all natural boobs. I can’t tell if they’re real or not, I’m slipping in my old age, I’d have to get my face in there to decide one way or another. To be honest, I don’t really give a crap I just want to touch them with my lips. Now I’m even creeping myself out.

more pictures of Sophie Monk here

Photos: Fame, WENN.com

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Sophie Monk Is Sexy Rollergirl

Here’s my favorite unemployed actress Sophie Monk roller-skating at the beach and giving us a view of her sweet cleavage. Job well done! She should carry around a tip jar when looking like this, I have little something I’d like to donate.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk’s Got Nipple-itis

I’ve mentioned before that Amanda Bynes is my second favorite unemployed actress, well here’s number one Sophie Monk out in some sweet bitch boots on what seems to be a chilly October day. Not that I’m complaining, cool weather and big fake boobies are a spectacular combination. Like Gin and Tonic or Siegfried and Roy.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk: How Much?

Here’s Sophie Monk showing off her latest almost see-through hooker inspired outfit, new hairdo and possible new plump lips. God I love her. Can someone get me in touch with her agent so I can book an appointment?? I’m feeling a little lonely and I just got paid. Hurry, before I blow it on booze.

more pictures of Sophie Monk here

Photos: Fame

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Sophie Monk’s Nipple Slip Pictures Are Amazing!

It’s about frickin’ time!! I was sure this would happen sooner, but here is Sophie Monk having a little swimsuit malfunction at the beach. Obviously, these are pretty staged looking, so I wouldn’t call it an accident… But thank you Sophie. You made my week and it’s only Monday! What am I supposed to look forward to for the next 4 days..?

Photos: Fame

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Sophie Monk Is An Obsession

I’m aware that Sophie Monk doesn’t have a job and doesn’t really do anything, but I just can’t keep myself from posting pictures of her on the site, it’s a sickness. Maybe it’s her long ass legs or her gorgeous boobs or any number of her body parts, I don’t know, I can’t help myself. I think it might be that even when she’s going to get frozen yogurt she’s dressed like a high class escort. Forget all that, it’s the boobs.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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When Is My Turn?

I’m getting a little jealous, every time we see Sophie Monk she’s out with a new dude and it’s never me! And I should be considered, seeing as I single-handedly plucked her from obscurity and made her the big useless star that she is today. Doesn’t that deserve something..? At least a hummer…

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk’s Nipples Aren’t The Only Things That Are Sharp

What’s this I see? Sophie Monk holding hands with a guy!?! I’m seriously disappointed… It turns out Sophie’s new boyfriend is a plastic surgeon and he better keep his scalpel away for Sophie’s tight body. The only thing that should be butchering Sophie’s body is the scalpel between my legs. Anyway, speaking of things that are sharp, check out Sophie’s nipples. Amazzzzing!

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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