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Sophie Monk’s Hotness Is Therapeutic

Everyone knows how much I love Sophie Monk, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that I’m posting pictures of her doing nothing… Again. My last therapist thought it was unhealthy for me to love someone who has no job and no prospect of a job, but I just can’t help myself, I showed him pictures of Sophie’s ass and he still didn’t think it was right. Needless to say, my new therapist is totally on board, she’s also a pretty big lesbian so we’re on the same page when it comes to Sophie’s sweet long legs and even sweeter chesticles. This one’s for you doc. Enjoy.

more pictures of Sophie Monk here

Photos: Fame

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Sophie Monk Has Landed A Job!

I can’t believe this day has finally come, I’m so proud, one of my all time favorite hotties Sophie Monk has finally got herself a job…. Sort of. Apparently these are shots of her filming scenes for her own reality show. Ugh! So close. A show about a chick who does absolutely nothing and kind find work doesn’t sound like much of a winner. Maybe it will go straight to DVD like the rest of her work. On the other hand, ten hours of me blogging in my boxers, eating grilled cheese sandwiches and napping would be quality television.

Photos: WENN.com

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Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2009 – #3 Sophie Monk

The other day, I received an email from a reader who was concerned I was going to make Sophie Monk my #1 babe of 2009. I considered it, but I also considered Tila Tequila for shits and giggles (that would cost me a lot of readers). There’s no denying that I have a huge crush on this nobody, so I had no choice but to put her as my #3. I still have no clue what Sophie does: is she a singer, an actress or just a fame ho? In the end, all that really matters is what she does to me…. Down there.

Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2009

10- Christina Hendricks
9- Heather Graham
8- Annalynne McCord
7- Audrina Patridge
6- Ashley Greene
5- Rihanna
4- Megan Fox

Sophie Monk 2009 Recap

Sophie Monk Celebrates Her B-Day In Short Shorts
Sophie Monk Pumps It
Sophie Monk’s Puppies Exposed!
Sophie Monk Looking Hot While Doing Nothing
Sophie Monk Has Drained me
Sophie Monk’s Hotness Is Casually Staged
Sophie Monk Is Hot Doing Pretty Much Anything
Just In! Non-staged Sophie Monk Pictures
Sophie Monk Is A Lady Bug I’d Like To Squish
Sophie Monk’s Legs Pass Inspection
Sophie Monk Works It So Good!
Sophie Monk Is Sexy Rollergirl
Sophie Monk’s Got Nipple-itis
Sophie Monk: How Much?

Sophie Monk’s Nipple Slip Pictures Are Amazing
Sophie Monk Is An Obsession
When Is My Turn?
Sophie Monk’s Nipples Aren’t The Only Things That Are Sharp
Sophie Monk Because She Is Hot
Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures
Sophie Monk’s Shirt Is Too Long
Sophie Monk Works Something
Sophie Monk Pumps It
Sophie Monk Is A Hot Dumpster
Sophie Monk Is Tasty Arm Candy
Sophie Monk Topless Bikini Pictures
Sophie Monk With A Lucky Douche
Sophie Monk In A Bikini On All Fours

Sophie Monk’s Breasts Are HUGE!
Sophie Monk Is A Hot Mess
Sophie Monk Got A Case Of Nipple-itis

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Sophie Monk Celebrates Her B-Day In Short Shorts

Here’s jobless nobody Sophie Monk celebrating her 30th birthday… Alone. It seems appropriate that a woman known for basically just doing yoga and putting gas in her car spends her birthday picking up her own f@#king birthday cake. So not only is she jobless, but apparently she’s also friendless. I shouldn’t be too hard on her, she’s hot and someday I’d like those long legs wrapped around me. She can bring the cake, sometimes I get hungry after sex.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk Pumps It

It must be tough being jobless nobody Sophie Monk, if she ever gets pregnant or even gains a few pounds, that’s it, back to obscurity. In the mean time, here she is braless pumping some gas in a little white tank top. If there was ever a good time for a frat boy with a pitcher of water to show up this is f@#king it.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk’s Puppies Exposed!

Did I fool you with my clever title? If I did you’re probably very disappointed with these pictures of jobless nobody Sophie Monk. Well join the f@#king club!!!! I understand you have to take the little bastards for a walk so they can do their business, but give us something, hiding your boobs with a rat in a dog suit just isn’t cool. At least give us a look at your ass in those tight jeans. Something! I’m begging you!

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk Looking Hot While Doing Nothing

It has been a couple of weeks since we last saw Sophie Monk. I was beginning to miss her, even though, there’s nothing to say about her other than she’s a hot piece of ass. I wish the girl would get a job or something so I could make these posts sound a little different from one another, but I doubt that’s happening anytime soon. That said, here is Sophie Monk doing what she does best and that’s absolutely nothing. Enjoy.

Photos: Fame

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Sophie Monk Has Drained me

I’m starting to run out of things to say about my favorite jobless hottie Sophie Monk, so why don’t you folks take a few minutes to click on the pictures and eyeball her sweet long legs…. …. …. Done? Now most of you should see why I do so many posts about this chick and the rest of you are chicks or gay dudes checking out her boots or wondering what’s in the little bag. Either way, I hope you enjoyed it.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Sophie Monk’s Hotness Is Casually Staged

Here’s Sophie Monk wearing a retarded hat in some nicely staged pictures of her casually doing some shopping. It’s pretty impressive, she really looks like she’s actually shopping. Concentrating, touching the products, how could this chick not get acting jobs with skills like these? I don’t really care that the pics are staged, I’m just glad she’s wearing such a short skirt while she does it. Keep up the good work princess.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk Is Hot Doing Pretty Much Anything

I don’t know what Sophie Monk is doing in these pictures, but she looks pretty damn hot doing it. It’s nice to see her in pics that only look half staged. Knowing that Sophie has been jobless for quite some time now and after carefully studying each photograph I noticed that there are automobiles and asian people in the background therefore I can only conclude that she’s working as a model at some sort of Japanese car show. Less car and more boob prease.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Just In! Non-staged Sophie Monk Pictures

It’s nice to see Sophie Monk in some pictures that don’t look so staged. Here she is showing a little skin while walking around on one of her very busy jobless days. I think she needs a bigger purse. I hang out outside strip clubs a lot and usually only strippers have bags this big to carry all their costumes and paraphernalia. Maybe she’s not jobless after all. I noticed that she’s got the word ‘Monk’ tattooed on the back of her neck I guess that’s so that producers and casting agents will remember her name afterwards. Clever.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Sophie Monk Is A Lady Bug I’d Like To Squish

Man do I have an early halloween treat for you guys. Here’s jobless hottie Sophie Monk dressed as a sexy ass lady bug walking the streets in broad daylight. I don’t know many people who go to halloween parties during the day, aside from maybe six year olds, but she looks so hot that I don’t even care. Maybe some rich dude paid her to come ring his doorbell, who knows? I think we all know the answer to the question ‘Trick or Treat’? Enjoy.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk’s Legs Pass Inspection

Here’s jobless hottie Sophie Monk showing off her awesome legs in some heels and a pair of denim cut off short shorts the other day. I’m in love again. Those things go on for days. I don’t know how to say ‘come sit on my face’ in Spanish, but I’m sure that’s exactly what the security guard is thinking. Dios mios! And yes, assuming the security guard is Mexican does make me a bad person. I’m well aware.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk Works It So Good!

Earlier today I said that Kristin Cavallari had a nice little workout uniform on, I was wrong. THIS is a nice little workout uniform. Here’s Sophie Monk pretending to go to yoga or pilates, who cares, showing off her tight little body and possibly all natural boobs. I can’t tell if they’re real or not, I’m slipping in my old age, I’d have to get my face in there to decide one way or another. To be honest, I don’t really give a crap I just want to touch them with my lips. Now I’m even creeping myself out.

more pictures of Sophie Monk here

Photos: Fame, WENN.com

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