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Rotten Tuna: Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie

I have no idea if Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are still friends, but I doubt it because there no such thing as ‘true friendship’ when you live in Hollywood. However, one thing is for sure, Nicole still seems to be following Paris’ footsteps when it comes to personal style… And that’s a shame. What’s more of a shame is that these retarded hippie head bands and dresses are actually catching on. I like my girls in tight clothes and shaven! I apologize for reuniting these two losers, but at least it’s just for a Rotten Tuna post and not a stupid reality show.

17 more pictures of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie here

Photos: Flynet

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Nicole Richie’s Got Major Cleavage!

I don’t do Nicole Richie posts very often. Frankly, I used to think she was even more useless than Paris Hilton but after seeing these photos of her mommy cleavage at the Art of Elysium 2nd Annual Heaven Gala, all that has changed. Look, I might dislike someone for their personality, but I love breasts and there’s no denying Nicole’s titties look pretty damn good in that dress, which is more than enough to overshadow her shortcomings, However, Joel Madden on the hand is a bitch, and I’m surprised he doesn’t have a pair of his own.

12 more pictures of Nicole Richie here

Photos:Wenn, Bauer-Griffin

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Nicole Richie’s Breasts Are Huge!

I hate doing posts on Nicole Richie because she is useless but when did she get those? Either motherhood is being very kind to Nicole or she bought herself a pair of funbags. Whatever the case, she’s not so useless anymore.

11 more pictures of Nicole Richie here

Photos: Flynet, Bauer-Griffin

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Nicole Richie Pregnant Bikini Pictures

Here’s a pregnant Nicole Richie in a bikini with her boyfriend Joel Madden. I apologize for posting these, but I know some of you freaks like skinny knocked-up chicks. Personally, I think the last place a pregnant girl should be is at the beach. Sorry, but I’m not into all this procreation crap, especially when it involves these two useless douches. Oh man, I feel bad for Nicole’s little baby.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, PacificCoastNews

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Nicole Richie Is A Dirty, Dirty Girl

Here’s a new clip from the Simple Life 5 where Nicole Richie explains the male erogenous zones to some people. I hate to admit it but Nicole is actually kind of funny and after watching this video I can see why some guys would date her. She’s a kinky girl who apparently has no boundaries. And what I mean by no boundaries is that Nicole likes to brown nose. Just watch the vid if you don’t know what I’m talking about!

Nicole Richie Erogenous Zone Video

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Nicole Richie And Joel Madden Are Meant For Each Other

You know when Hilary Duff was dating Joel Madden, it disgusted me. I mean, how could such a sweet girl date the biggest no talent loser in music? So you can imagine the pure joy I felt when I heard they broke up. My level of joy was further elevated when I found out that he’s now dating the second biggest non-talent (Paris Hilton being #1) in Hollywood, Nicole Richie. She couldn’t have happened to a better guy! Most guys try to upgrade girlfriends, but not Joel. He’s content macking anything that will open their legs for him ““ however boney they may be.

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Yikes! Nicole Richie Upskirt Picture

If there’s one thing I don’t find remotely sexy at all, it’s upskirt pictures of celebrities or anybody of that matter. Frankly, I find them disturbing. What’s even more disturbing is when that upskirt picture is of Nicole Richie. Then that enters the realm of perversion. So for all you sickos out there who hang out under staircases at malls, here is a Nicole Richie upskirt picture. BTW, after checking out the pic, go see a shrink.

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Boo! It’s Tyra Banks and Nicole Richie

Here are Tyra Banks and Nicole Richie filming a segment for Tyra’s show. Now did Halloween come early cuz’ I see a couple of witches. Man, I don’t think I’ve ever seen two celebrities look so bad together since Liza Minnelli and David Gest. Between Nicole’s unhealthy physique and Tyra’s extra facial hair, it makes me wonder how the people behind them are not running for their lives.

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