To all of you under the age of 30, let me give you a brief history lesson. In the early days of the internet “” yes, there was a time before broadband, YouTube, and gobs of free porn “” Cindy Margolis was famous for being the most downloaded woman on the web, somehow achieving that distinction without taking off her clothes.
Now for anyone interested in seeing a 40-year-old relic bare all for Playboy, I am pleased (or I would’ve been pleased if this were happening ten years ago!) to announce that Cindy‘s spread will be available this Friday. Personally, I couldn’t care less. I mean, with the amount of freaky internet porn I’ve subjected myself to over the past few years, it takes more than a pair of has-been breasts to elicit even the slightest movement in my boxers. But who knows, miracles do happen.
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