According to my sources, Kristin Cavallari popped out another little brat a few months back, which is totally selfish, if you ask me. I mean, she’d already reached official MILF status. Why risk ruining that body of hers a third time? That’s just pushing your luck. But the good news is, Kristin posed for the cover of Modeliste magazine recently, I guess to prove to doubters like me that she’s already back in shape. Although I’m going to need a few more bikini shots to tell for sure if she’s allowed to retain her Tuna MILF Club membership. Kristin can send them directly to my inbox whenever she’s ready.
CELEBRITIES > Kristin Cavallari
Now that she’s got some new book to promote, I guarantee we’re going to start seeing a lot more of Kristin Cavallari taking
her kids the paps for nice long walks. And count me in. Because I have to say, motherhood is looking really, really good on this MILF. Just to be clear, I’m talking about those giant funbags, not the stroller… What kind of a sicko do you think I am?
If you were wondering what happened to Kristin Cavallari, I think she had a few kids, disappeared, got a boob job and then wrote a book. And here she is promoting that book. Well, she got my attention, but she won’t be getting my money unless those funbags are topless in those pages.
Here’s forgotten MILF Kristin Cavallari making sure we all remember how smoking hot she still is by showing up to Good Morning America in what’s got to be one of the tightest dresses I’ve ever seen. Girl looks like she can barely walk! Anyway, I have no clue what she was on there promoting, but if I had to guess, it’d probably be pants fire awareness, because after seeing her stuffed into this dress, I’d be surprised if it doesn’t become a nationwide epidemic.
I always forget about Kristin Cavallari, not because she’s not still smoking hot (as you can see, that’s definitely not the case), but because now that she’s a MILF, she’s too busy “taking care of her kid” or something to show up on the usual hot nobody circuit of C-list red carpets and trips to the gym. Which is a damn shame, because judging from this epic leg show she’s putting on, Kristin’s still got some of the best stems in the business. I’m going to have to remember to check in on them more often from now on. Time to set a Google Alert for “Kristin Cavallari’s legs.”
We haven’t seen Kristin Cavallari in a while, and I was starting to get a little scared that maybe her 15 minutes were up or something. Apparently not though, because here she is being followed by the paparazzi down the street and looking as hot as ever in those tight leather pants. I don’t follow Kristin as much as I used back when she was just a hot nobody, but I think she might be preggers. There’s only one surefire way to tell though: I have to get a look at those funbags. Or I guess I could always just look it up and double-check, but that’s way less fun.
Here’s how you know a hottie’s 15 minutes are almost up: Kristin Cavallari looks thrilled to see the paparazzi following her to her car here. She’s not trying to hide behind a bag, or run away. I guess nobody’s paid attention to her like this in a while. I’ve always liked Kristin, so I want to help her out. If she wants to come over to my place later, I’ll take as many pictures of her as she wants. Preferably of the lingerie or bikini variety.
Carmen Electra and Kristin Cavallari were at some shoe launch party together the other night, and as much as it pains me to say it, Kristin looks like an amateur hottie next to Carmen. If she really wants to have a career that lasts as long as Carmen’s has for doing absolutely nothing, Kristin has to step it up. And the first order of business? If you’re going to be taking pictures with Carmen Electra, don’t just stand there, give her a kiss.
I guess when your realty TV career is over you are willing to do anything to stay in the spotlight. Here is MILF Kristin Cavallari hosting some ‘Halloween Bing it On’ costume challenge. I wonder how much they paid her to do that? Anyway, I have a Halloween lingerie costume party happening this weekend and unfortunately my host just cancelled, so Kristin if your available hit me up. Don’t worry, I’ll post the pictures from the event on Hollywood Tuna. Yuu’ll get plenty of exposure.
Now that Kristin Cavallari‘s had her kid, it’s about time she got back to work. And since I don’t know what she does for a living other than being a former reality star and married to Bears QB Jay Cutler, I’m gonna go ahead and assume her job is to look hot in pictures for me. So consider Kristin’s Hollywood Tuna maternity leave officially over. Welcome back Kristin. You’ve gotten bigger since we last saw you. And in all the right places too. I guess somebody was worried about losing her job.
It’s not all that often I get pictures of reality TV nobody Kristin Cavallari all dressed up, mostly because nobody invites her to any real parties, but here she is dressed to the nines for some reason. I’m guessing she’s just standing curbside so all her neighbors come out and look at her and imagine she’s going to some sort of lavish party or something. That’s what I did on prom night. I still think I convinced a couple of old birds from the senior center that I was going to get some action that night. Good times.
Kristin Cavallari has really stepped up her hotness game lately, hanging out in tight little dresses and showing off her sexy long legs. I like it. Here she is out on the town looking absolutely gorgeous. Who’s her hot friend? I kinda like her, I think it’s about time these two get drunk and do a little girl-on-girl tickle fighting or lesbionic experimentation. I think the shot of their cute little booties is my favorite. Nice job girls.
Alright, I’m a little torn by these pictures. Here are Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari hanging out at some party the other night, trying their best to out do each other with their hotness. I don’t know which nobody is my favorite. One’s wearing a short little skirt and the other’s wearing leather pants…. I don’t know what to do. You guys are going to have to help me out by telling me what you think in the comment section below. I need your help.
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I’m not sure what Kristin Cavallari has been up to lately, probably spending all her crappy reality TV money on shoes, but the chick has got some really sexy legs on her so I don’t really care. Here they are getting a ticket for been too long and luscious. Obviously that’s not what’s happening, she’s getting a ticket because she’s a terrible driver, but those legs could be considered a dangerous weapon. I wouldn’t mind being choke out by them. Call me.