Taylor Swift Jury Duty (Lainey Gossip)
Mmm.. Babes Eat Hot Peppers (The Chive)
Abigail Ratchford Assumes Position (The Superficial)
Britney Spears Sexy Karaoke (Fishwrapper)
Blac Chyna Naked And Preggers (DLISTED)
Jessica Alba In Leather (Moe Jackson)
Kendall Jenner Rips Open Her Metallica T-Shirt (Popoholic)
Padma Lakshmi Sports Bra Spandex After Workout (Egotastic)
Rihanna Needs Drake To Chill (IDLYITW)
Arianny Celeste Gives Good Underboob Has No Bra (WWTDD)
Nina Agdal may not be my #1 favorite bikini model anymore (and no, it’s not just because I’m bitter she never responded to any of my Twitter marriage proposals). But she’s still a total hottie, and here she is at the Sports Illustrated Summer of Swim Fan Festival reminding us all that she’s still got it. And by “it,” I mean the ability to give me a raging pants fire in under 2.5 seconds, of course. Enjoy!
A whole bunch of bikini model hotties showed up for Sports Illustrated‘s Summer of Swim Fan Festival at Coney Island. Big names like Ashley Graham, Barbara Palvin, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Hannah Jeter, Kate Bock, Mia Kang, and Robyn Lawley. Only one of these ladies isn’t like all the others. Can you guess which one? I’ll give you a hint… One of them is routinely called “healthy” and “sexy” and a “supermodel,” and the rest actually are.
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In case you forgot, Hailey Clauson was born to wear a bikini, so I’m not surprised Sports Illustrated made the busty blonde hottie the
body face for their new Summer of Swim issue. And here she is at their Fan Festival, although for some reason, she’s fully — OK, mostly — clothed. I don’t know who to blame for this, but it’s kind of false advertising, if you ask me.
Apparently Sports Illustrated is holding some Fan Festival for their new Summer of Swim issue in New York, and even though everyone knows I’m the world’s biggest fan of supermodels in bikinis, I wasn’t invited. On the plus side though, Samantha Hoopes was. Somehow she’s 25, but looks 39, but is still smoking hot. And I don’t really get how that works either, but this time, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.
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-Porn star Kim K looks horrible
-Now that’s some sexy lady gap
-Ariel Winter’s boobs are peaking
-Tara Reid actually looks good!
-Jesus! Hilary Duff’s juicy booty
-Bust out of those bras!
–Sad face model!
-Amber Rose throat babies
According to my sources, it was the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards last night. And since I didn’t watch any of it, and I really couldn’t care less who won what, or what crazy thing Kanye did now, here’s my pick for the night’s biggest highlight: Ariana Grande showed up looking super-cute as usual, giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers. If you ask me, it was hands-down the best performance of the night.
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Maria Carey‘s Sister Got Busted For Prostitution (DLISTED)
Naughty Sexy Chicks In Lingerie (The Chive)
Britney Spears’ Glory weekend (Lainey Gossip)
Jessica Alba Is Here To Knock Out Some Pageviews (The Superficial)
WTF Happened To Farrah Abraham (Fishwrapper)
Olivia Munn Does Taylor Swift (Moe Jackson)
Jessica Alba Puts On A Super Sexy Cleavagy And Curvalicious Show (Popholic)
Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff While Performing In Vancouver (Egotastic)
Instagram Is Ruining Women‘s Equality Day (WWTDD)]]>
You know how last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said she wasn’t made to wear clothes? Well, here’s proof. Here’s a few of the supermodel hottie’s latest Instagram pics that prove once and for all that Emily should be wearing a bikini 24/7. Unless she wants to mix things up with lingerie or nothing at all every once in a while. That works too. Enjoy.
Forget the VMAs for a second. Here’s Rita Ora putting on a way better show for the paps in New York over the weekend. And give me three hours of this British pop star’s booty over some lame, overlong, overproduced awards show any day. OK, fine, so technically, I really only need 30 seconds. 45 max. But still. You know what I mean. Enjoy.
More over David Blaine!]]>
Here’s Cassie at the 2016 MTV Music Video Awards, and I don’t know about you, but I’ve always liked this pop star hottie. I mean, sure, I couldn’t tell you a single one of her songs, but there’s no doubt she knows how to dress. And if you ask me, that’s a way more important skill for building a successful music career these days than knowing how to make a hit single. I just hope all the young wannabe pop stars out there are paying attention.
This chick is batsh%t crazy. PC and modern feminism needs to end! Rumor has it that LYFT fired this dude. If so, I will never use their service again!]]>
I think we can all agree today’s music videos kind of suck. So I don’t know what three Victoria’s Secret supermodels were doing at the MTV Video Music Awards last night, but I’m definitely not complaining. I’ll take any excuse I can get to see more of Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill and Joan Smalls. And let’s just hope this is a sign the music video business is finally coming around to what I’ve been saying all these years: anything is better with crazy hot supermodels. It’s the one thing these lame videos have been missing.
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-OMG!!! Naughty lingerie babes!
-Holy mother of god!!!!
-Mmm… Jessica Alba looks absolutely amazing
-Sexy Greek booty
-Ariana Grande is sexy cutie
-Taylor Swift works the streets
-Yowser! Super hot Russian babe
Wow… I Will Take All Four (The Chive)
Taylor Swift In SPandex! (WWTDD)
Britney Spears Doesn’t Want Anything To Do With Lifetime’s Biopic About Her (Dlisted)
InstaBoobies! (The Superficial)
Cougar Kylie Jenner‘s Lips Are Gross (Fishwrapper)
Mariah Carey Is Busting Out (Lainey Gossip)
Hailey Baldwin‘s Sexy Midriff (Moe Jackson)
Jessica Alba Ultra Sexy And Busting Out (Popoholic)
Donald Trump Called Jessica Biel Ugly (IDLYITW)
Charlotte McKinney In A Chesty White Tank Top (Egotastic)
Good news: I guess Sara Jean Underwood still hasn’t found a new rich boyfriend yet, because she’s still hard at work posting sexy pictures on Instagram. And here’s a few of her latest. Although on closer inspection (AKA my nose pressed up against my computer screen), it looks like Sara’s ass got a little fat or she got implants or something. Either way, I don’t like it. I just hope this doesn’t ruin my chances to be her new sugar daddy. Just kidding. Everyone knows I could never afford her on a blogger’s salary.
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Here is Maria Menounos at the premiere of Netflix’s ‘Narcos’ season 2 in a sexy leather outfit.This is what I imagine she is wearing when I dream that Maria and I are happily in love and she enters our bedroom. I’d be tied up to the bedposts and she’d be holding a whip asking me if I’d been a good boy. C’Mon Maria! We all know I’m never a good boy.