Meet Super Hottie Masha (The Chive)
Sara Jean Underwood Has A Boob Job! (WWTDD)
Corey Feldman Would “Love To Name” The Pedos Of Hollywood (Dlisted)
That’s Kelly Rohrbach Topless (The Superficial)
Oh Megan … You Fickle, Fickle Fox (Fishwrapper)
Rihanna or Julia? (Lainey Gossip)
Ali Landry Is Killing It With Hotness (Moe Jackson)
Megan Fox Is The New Ultra Sexy “Stormfall” Warrior Babe (Popoholic)
Hattie Boydle Will Blow Your Mind (FG)
Justin Bieber Is Banging Nicola Peltz Now (IDLYITW)
Edita Vilkeviciute Red Bikini Booty Cheeks (Egotastic)]]>
I still don’t get why people are so determined to make Charlotte McKinney into an actress — what’s wrong with her just being another busty nobody doing bikini photoshoots? But here’s Charlotte filming something called Off the Menu and showing off her tremendous “acting ability” (aka those giant funbags of hers). She might not win an Oscar for this, but I figure she’s gotta at least be in the conversation for Best Golden Globes, right? I mean, damn! Enjoy.
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Looks like Bella Thorne‘s finally got some competition in the Snapchat hottie department. And no offense to Bella, but I think I might have to make Lindsay Pelas my new #1 after the string of seriously busty selfies she just posted for her fans. Forget Instagramming your lunch. This is what social media was made for. Well, and this. And this. Yow!
We’ve got a long weekend coming up, which means most of you probably stopped working somewhere around lunchtime, and now you’re just killing time on the Internet the rest of the day until you get to go home. And what better way to do that than by drooling over pictures of a smoking hot supermodel? So enjoy these shots of Victoria’s Secret super-babe Martha Hunt going topless. I figure they ought to help you kill another 30-45 seconds, at least.
As my regular readers know, I’ve been in love with Victoria Justice for a while now. But I’ve also been saying that she needs to start sexing it up if she’s ever going to become a big star. Those bikini pictures we got last time were a great start, but now here she is showing up at the airport fully-clothed. I mean, it’s like Victoria doesn’t even want to take fashion advice from a perverted blogger who never changes his sweatpants. I know, I don’t get it either… Oh well. I tried.
I’m still waiting for Bella Hadid to prove me wrong and bust out a second look for the cameras, but until then, here she is doing her best Blue Steel for the paps on her way through the airport. And I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due, Bella may not know how to model, but at least she knows how to dress.
-Mmm… The hottest nerd chicks
-Wow! She got fisted
-Arianny Celeste is busting out of a bikini
-Kendall Jenner in a sexy leather skirt
-Cougar Kylie Jenner shows her midriff
-Mariah Carey shows her billion dollar boobs
-Rita Ora is a dirty dirty girl
A lot of rich kid celebrity daughters like to pretend to be professional models (in case you missed it, I’m talking about the Jenners and Hadids), but with Josie Canseco here, it’s no act. Because after her latest beach shoot, I’m convinced she’s actually got what it takes to make it in this business as a bikini model: a smoking hot body and… yeah, nevermind, that’s about it. But after this, I’d say Josie’s got a bright future ahead of her. And I’m looking forward to it.
Porn Star Kim K Looks Like This (Fishwrapper)
I’d Never Let This Girl Out Of My Bed (Te Chive)
Kelly Rohrbach Chesty Bikini Photoshoot (Egotastic)
Amber Heard‘s Hotness Is Single (Lainey Gossip)
Chloe Grace Moretz’s Camel Toe (The Superficial)
Chicks Who Get Naked For Attention (DLISTED)
Bella Hadid‘s Cans In Cannes (MoeJackson)
Emilia Clarke Unleashes Some Sexy Cleavage (Popoholic)
Paige VanZant Knows How To Move It (FG)
Josie Canseco Is Virtually Naked In Playboy (WWTDD)
Ashley Graham And Joe Jonas Really Want That Hashtag (IDLYITW)
Meet Roosmarijn de Kok. Pretty much the only thing I could find out about this smoking hot Dutch model from a quick Google search is that she once got busted for shoplifting from a Whole Foods, which is a pretty embarrassing thing to have on her permanent record. But if Roosmarijn wants to make people forget about that, she should really consider hooking up with a blogger ASAP. Because trust me, it doesn’t get any more embarrassing than that. Call me!
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I don’t know why Rihanna doesn’t get more credit as fashion icon, but like I’ve been saying for years, this hottie definitely knows how to dress (unlike some of those so-called fashion models out there). Anyway, here she is going see-through in New York, and she even remembered to forget to wear a bra underneath. So to all you ladies out there, take note, because I bet this is going to be the hot new trend for spring. Fingers crossed, anyway.
I know it’s not even June yet, but I think it might be time to start cranking the AC. Because after checking out this latest photoshoot from Alexis Ren modeling a few new swimsuits and my personal favorite, the hand-bra, I’m pretty sure the temperature in my mom’s basement just shot up a couple hundred degrees. Or maybe it’s just in my pants. But either way, I need to cool down ASAP.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Paige Butcher, and I’m not gonna lie, I was kind of hoping the Aussie model would’ve come to her senses and broken up with Eddie Murphy for someone more famous by now. You know, like yours truly. Stop laughing. I know I’m just a B-list celebrity blogger, but I don’t think Eddie’s done a movie in years, so I’m pretty sure I qualify as an upgrade.
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A lot of hotties out there think they can just coast by on their looks and don’t have to hit the gym regularly, but the thing I love about Julianne Hough is that she works hard to maintain that killer body of hers. And better yet, she always makes sure the paps are around to catch her on the way out, so we can get a peek at her looking nice and sweaty. Now, normally I try to avoid sweat, because I’m pretty sure us bloggers are allergic to it, but I’d be willing to make an exception for Julianne.
-Hot cheerleader prom date
-Super naughty and cute
-Josie Canseco in a bikini is amazing
-This is the face of an old lady
–Taylor Swift is busting out
-Wow! Savannah Lynx is hotness
-Mariah Carey and her big tatas
-Ariana Grande selling sex
Yes, Katherine McNamara is at a Disney movie in these shots from the Alice Through the Looking Glass premiere, but don’t worry, she’s a former Disney star, not a current one. Which means not only can you enjoy these shots of her and her super-cute cleavage without worrying about getting in trouble, but it also means that she’s got to be due for a sex tape scandal or leaked selfies or something by now. It’s practically a rite of passage for these ex-Disney hotties. Well, that or rehab. But here’s hoping it’s the first one. That’s way more fun for all of us.
OMG! Super Hot Bikini Chicks (The Chive)
Romee Strijd Sextastic Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret (Egotastic)
Courtney Stodden Pukes (Fishwrapper)
Anne Hathaway Is Looking Pretty (Lainey Gossip)
Huge Instaboobs! (The Superficial)
Angelina Jolie Is Getting Old (DLISTED)
Vanessa Hudgens Pumps It Good (MoeJackson)
Taylor Swift Super Cleavagy, And Leggy And Bootylicious In Sexy Leggings! (Popoholic)
Savannah Lynx Is Super Sexy (FG)
Britt Maren Almost Naked Free Person (WWTDD)
Ariel Winter Went To Senior Prom (IDLYITW)]]>