Have you ever seen chompers like that before. Her teeth are fucking massive. Sue your dentist, Hilary. Actually, what we are witnessing here is another Hollywood pop tart starving herself. That’s the first sign of the disease. Big fucking teeth!

There’s a strange thing going on these days with chicks and starving themselves. I don’t mind cause I hate fat broads. (Ok, I slept with a few in my day, but I was drunk. I swear!) I am just glad that I don’t have a daughter because these new role models are trash. What happen to the the days of Madonna and Cher. Long gone!

I think she is a singer/actresss from France. She makes all our bitches look like crap. Move over Angelina, this is the shit. Learn some english women! So I can gawk at you some more.

Michael Jackson is a free man! Crazy!

When I first met Tom Cruise way back in the 80′s. We were at a Scientology meeting. I was doing work on him. He sat in a chair and I worked on all his aberrations. I was new at performing this service and I think I might have made a booboo. I really fucked him up. I am sorry Tommy.
I am no longer affiliated with that cult. They make you a little bit wacky. However, I do agree with Tom about the whole Brooke Shields feud. She is a moron. She wants to have another child and she is slowly weaning of her medication to have one. I don’t think she is fit to have a child. She is a nut! I went to a doctor once, and after 15 minutes the whore gave me Paxil BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE USING PUBLIC RESTROOMS! I hope that book she wrote, drops off the shelf and wacks her in the head. I never took that crap. You’re better off taking heroine. No word of a lie.

I don’t know where she has been hiding but ever since Johnny Depp dumped her for Vannessa Paradis, she disappeared. I think and this is only my opinion. Kate moss is the best looking chick in the world. You see that ugly chick in the post below, Jessica Alba. Most guys think she is hot. Now look at this fucking chick. How can you compare? Btw, models are whores but not Kate Moss, she’s an angel! I would eat her toe clippings.

I don’t know what the obsession is with Jessica Alba. I find her completely repulsive. I think anyone who has a thing for her is sick and twisted. I don’t want to be too harsh, but she looks a bit “mentally challenged”. I think that’s the PC way of saying it. All my friends say, ” Man, Jessica Alba is so hot” After I mention what is wrong with her, they tend to agree with me. I don’t even think she is talented. Although, I never seen her act, I am betting she sucks. Actually, I am not betting. I know she sucks.

Ps: If you don’t know Brian Peppers, do a google search on him.

Carmen Electra

Pamela Anderson

I find these pictures of Jessica Simpson wrong and immoral. Like Jessica Simpson, I am religious. I believe a woman’s body should be covered. Excuse me while I go masterbate.

She’s back and nastier than ever. Her new album called “Oral Fixation” is coming out and now we can expect not to hear it because it sucks. I remember Shakira’s first American video and she was showing off her ass like no tomorrow. I have to admit I got sucked in, then blown out when it occurred to me to look at this broads face. Boy, was I disappointed. She is damn repulsive. Then I listened to her voice (I do take mute off the TV once in a while). She sounds like Peewee Herman. Why do music execs except mediocrity, when I know I can find 10 hot chicks a day, who can sing better.

You would think I would discuss Paris Hilton and her whole engagement thingy. Not today ladies and gentleman. Who gives a fuck! Today, I want to introduce you to women that have a little more class than Paris. While Paris can only tease fat men into clogging their arteries with a Carl’s Jr. Burger, these broads can tease men and some women into a healthier lifestyle. Paris has a long way to go before I even consider her in the same class as these fine ladies.

I remember being a little boy and running to the theatre to see Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls. It was so naughty. The one scene where she gives that guy a lap dance was the best moment in film history. Showgirls is the reason I love porn so much. I came across her photo today and she looks nothing like she did back then. She’s still a pretty chick, definitely worth a bang.

You’re probably wondering why I am discussing Elizabeth Berkley when she has been out of the spotlight since that movie. Well, I am horny and I wanted to relive one of my teenage moments. Paper Towel”¦”¦Check!

You might know Kristin Kreuk from the now horrible WB show Smallville. I enjoyed the show in its first two seasons but I can no longer follow it, it’s a complete mess. The only good thing about the show is Kristin Kreuk. Her acting ability needs a little work but she is damn cute, except for the fact that she has a disgusting front yellow tooth. I guess WB does not pay for dental. I am hoping before Kristin calls me for our date she gets that fixed. That would be a major turn off for me. Just thinking of her smiling at me with that yellow tooth gives me the chills.

Sorry for the slow updates, been working on a new format for the site. Soon it will be awesome and I’ll have tons of junk for you freaks.

WOW! Look at that hot smoking body. Lindsay Lohan has awesome curves. What I would to do to her. Mmmm”¦ bend her over with that hot ass up in the air. Damn straight. Finally a chick that gets it. This is the ideal body. I can’t control myself. She is too dangerous. Only seven more pounds Lindsay. Nicole Ritchie is skinnier than you!

American Idol is fixed. This is the most bullshit show ever. How can a farm girl with zero stage presence win? I called it from the 2nd week on that Carrie Underwood and Bo Bice would be in the final. I also predicted a Carrie win. Sure this punched in nose chick can sing but do you find her at all interesting to watch. She stands there and dances like I did when I was in sixth grade. It’s a pathetic show and the people who actually vote are pathetic too. You think your vote counts. Ya, and I have a 12 inch cock.