Mandy Moore has her ups and downs but she was looking mighty fine at the “Chicken Little” premiere. I like her but I couldn’t deal with a chick whose weight and looks fluctuate as much as hers. If I’m going to invest my time in someone I need security and shouldn’t have to stress about whether or not she’s gonna look like a troll.
ARCHIVES > October, 2005
Ashley Olson And Freak At Fendi (A Socialite’s Life)
Christina Aguilera As A Slutty Nurse! (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
Lindsay Lohan’s Bathroom Antics (Egotastic!)
Eva Longoria Kisses Frog (Just Jared)
Rate Celebrity Plastic Surgery (City Rag)
Paris Hilton Has A Big Ego (The Bosh)
Nicole Ritchie Halloween Photoshop (Hollywood Rag)
Miss Seventeen Brianna Breaks Down (Jossip)
This may come as a shock to some of you but I think I’m starting to dig Hilary Duff. It’s funny I should say this while posting the most awful pics of her but ya I’d give her a shot if I was 15. I still think she’s a terrible actress and singer but it’s not like my ex-girlfriends were anything special either. They were good looking but most of them were just there out of convenience. Yes, I was too lazy to move on. Eventually, Hilary’s fans will grow up and forget about her, just like I’ve forgotten my old flames.
I’ve decided to start a casting agency. I suggest that every major TV and film studio hire me to find them their talent. I’ll guarantee better looking and much more talented actresses. What we have now is unacceptable. Eva and friends are the crap we get forced fed everyday. Now you know why there’s a new reality show every week because there’s nothing worth watching . I don’t care if Desperate Housewives are second in the ratings. It doesn’t mean it’s a good show. It means that 17 million women are not very bright. On the hand, women who read Hollywoodtuna are smart, sexy and highly intelligent.
I can’t count how many times I’ve pleasured myself over Pamela Anderson but now I feel disgusted. I guess women grow old and when they do, run. A few days ago, I saw the girl that devirginized me when I was 14. She was the hottest piece of ass around. Now she’s a mother of two and makes Rosie O’Donnel look skinny. Seeing her has really freaked me out and these pics of Pam make matters worse because she has had plastic surgery. How fucking depressing. Guys, we’re screwed.
I’m sure no one cares about Mya and I’m guessing that 70% of you don’t even know who she is. I know her from the “Lady Marmalade” video. She’s the chick that nobody notices. I guess that’s why she’s wearing an outfit that shows her nipples at a recent fashion event. I don’t understand why celebrities go to certain extremes to get attention. There’s better ways to get exposure. For instance, try making an album that doesn’t suck.
So you’re probably wondering who Erica Durance is and what’s she doing on Hollywoodtuna. Well, for those of you who watch Smallville then you would know her as Lois. I stopped watching that show ever since the writing went down the tubes. However, I may start again because of this chick. Behind those glasses and that terrible outfit lies a slutty woman. Click Here to see what I mean! (fake breasts) .
Ashlee Simpson had the biggest selling album of the week. This makes me sick! Shame on you whoever bought it. I can only assume that her father bought every single copy. All 220,000 copies. What makes this worse, Rod Stewart came in second place and Nickleback came in fourth. What The Fuck Is Wrong With The USA!!!!!!!! Every single person who bought an Ashlee, Rod, or Nickleback CD go jump off a bridge. You’re losers and I don’t want you on this site! Oh, hello Rachel.
Check Out More Hot Pics Of Rachel Here
What Chick Would Wear This? (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
I’d Hit Kristen Bell’s Ass (Egotastic!)
Victoria Beckham Gets Schooled (A Socialite’s Life)
Mariah Carey Does Santa (City Rag)
Madonna’s Hung Up Music Video!!!(Just Jared)
The Hottest Britney Spears Pic Ever!(Dlisted)
Kirsten Dunst Drunk As A Skunk(Popsugar)
Britney Says Kevin Can’t Sing(Yeeeah!)
I give Hilary Duff two years before she gets implants. I don’t think she needs them nor do I think anyone needs them but you can’t survive in Hollywood with those. It’s sad but true. That’s the way it is. Sorry Hilary, this is your last post here till you get implants. Just kidding. You’re 18 now. Legal!
Ok, so we know that Halle Berry has an extra toe. However, I still find her extremely attractive and deformities don’t bother me. The only thing I can’t stand are hairy arms. When I was younger, all I ever wanted was skinny chicks but from my experience when there’s some cushion for the pushin it feels better. Halle is a perfect candidate to take a ride on my love machine.
I’m in a bad mood today. Yesterday, I had no power for 12 hours. It’s amazing what a drastic change ones life goes through without any electricity. I sat in my cold car and listened to the baseball game on the radio for 4 hours. Did you know that baseball is even more boring on the radio than on TV? I can’t believe people pay attention to that crap. I can only assume that fans who watch baseball are gamblers and have money on the game. You might be wondering what this post has to do with Petra Nemcova. Absolutely nothing. However, give me 5 minutes alone with her..she wouldn’t walk straight for a week.