ARCHIVES > November, 2005
Mariah Carey has gotten so fat, she has to wear animal sizes.
I don’t know much about Kelly Brook but I do know who Billy Zane is. He definitely got himself a nice young woman. These pics were taken on Kelly’s 26th Birthday at St. Barths. For some reason in the US, public nudity is a big deal. I’ve been to many topless beaches and usually I wished that the ladies would put some clothes on. That’s what makes these photos of Kelly so interesting. Where was she when I was at the beach?
I’m very disappointed in Vanessa Marcil. I gave her an opportunity to date me and I have yet to receive a call. I guess some celebrities think they’re too good for Hollywood Tuna. Oh well, I’ll just have to make someone else a big star. Enjoy your stint on Las Vegas. Don’t come crying to me when it’s over.
It’s a new thing in Hollywood to marry young these days and I’m real happy for Mischa Barton. She found herself a real “classy” guy. I don’t know his name but he’s way too ugly to be put up on my site. He makes Jack Osbourne look like a model. I also checked out his band Whitestarr’s website and gave his tunes a listen. All I got to say is that Mischa better find a job real fast after The O.C because the ratings are terrible and this guy will be living off her for along time. Best of luck Mischa.
If you don’t like sports, I suggest you move on to Fergie’s Lady Lump . This will be of no interest to you.
I watched the CFL Grey Cup yesterday and as I mentioned in my last post, I had 50 bucks on the Montreal Alouettes. They lost but I was very impressed with the game. The way the CFL does their overtime is with a shootout. Basically, both teams have a chance to score. It’s not who scores first. Obviously, the players in the NFL are much better but these guys showed a lot heart. If you ever get a chance to see a CFL game, I recommend that you do. It’s very exciting.
It was only a matter of time until we got to see Fergie’s nipple. I guess it’s harder to keep a shirt on when you have fake breasts. Incidents like this don’t happen with real boobs because women who are natural still have feeling .
If you click on the pic, you will see Fergie’s nipple. NSFW
I’m proud of Alyssa Milano because she is taking steps to correct her teeth. You’ll notice that she’s wearing a retainer in these pics. Personally, I think that this is the only thing someone should change in their appearance. Forget breasts implants, fake lips and crash diets. Without nice teeth, everything else is pointless. I once dumped a girl because I found out that she hadn’t seen a dentist in two years. It was disgusting to think that I was making out with with a chick who had terrible hygiene. Now, if only Alyssa would wax her hairy arms, she’d be a star here on Hollywood Tuna.
You got to give it to Courteney Cox. She’s 41 and her body ain’t that bad. Obviously, it’s far from perfect but after having a kid, I’ll cut her some slack. I was debating whether or not to post these pics because she’s really not much of a celebrity anymore. It still amazes me the success she had with “Friends”. That was the most overrated show in television history. Personally, I think it was the second worst show of all time after “The Desperate Housewives” because the jokes were terrible, the writing was amateurish and the actors were boring. I’m just glad it’s over with.
Anderson owes her career to Canadian football. She was in the crowd at a B.C. Lions game in 1989, when a TV camera panned the crowd and picked her out. She was wearing a Labatt’s T-shirt, and the beer company subsequently hired her for a TV commercial. (CTV.ca)
Sorry, I just felt like putting up these old raunchy pics of Pamela Anderson. However, I do have a $50 bet against my friend that the Montreal Alouettes will beat the Edmonton Eskimos. It’s a long shot but I believe in my French Canadians friends. Wish them luck.