Tommy Matola is one smart man. I guess he knew that Mariah Carey had the fat gene and that’s why he hooked up with Thalia right after. This girl is damn pretty. I can’t find anything wrong with her besides the fact that she lacks in the talent department. But who really needs talent when you look like that? Some women have it so easy… Actually, I bet she worked “real hard” to get to where she is now. I don’t care how hot you are, there’s a price for everything.

Mariah Carey is one brave performer. Even though she has gained weight, she’s out performing in the skimpiest outfits. You got to love it. The thing that really bothers me about Mariah is her stage presence. It’s very awkward and she’s not very natural up there. Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s a great singer but she should stick to making records and ditch the live act. It totally ruins her sex appeal.

Download her ‘Shake It Off” performance here.

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Nick & Jessica Split (Perez Hilton)
Rachel Nichols Needs Work! Alias Cancelled (Egotastic!)

Mandy Moore Has Dedication (Just Jared)
Worst Dressed Of The Day (Popsugar)

Sienna Miller and Jude Law Are Vocal (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
You Got To See This Dude & His Jeans (A Socialite’s Life)

Pat Robertson Throws The Devil Sign (City Rag)
Mary-Kate Olsen Shopping in Brentwood (Hollywood Rag)

Just want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. There will be updates today and for the rest of the week. Enjoy!

Kate Moss Topless Video (nsfw) (Egotastic!)
Ashlee Simpson’s New Boyfriend (Perez Hilton)

Britney Spears is the Best Mommy Ever (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
Bai Ling Gives Good… (City Rag)

Hot Charlize Theron In A Bikini (A Socialite’s Life)
Britney Spears Back In Malibu (Hollywood Rag)

Amanda Peet Is Looking Pretty (Just Jared)
Jennifer Garner Is About To Blow (Popsugar)

Chiseled Face Nicolette Sheridan Is Nippy (Yeeeah!)
Madonna’s Husband Thinks Her Album Is S**t (The Bosh)

The adult entertainment industry is so big right now that it would be wrong for me not to do a post on it. If a picture can speak a thousand words then these pics combined speak twelve thousand. That’s a lot to handle considering what these chicks do for a living. However, I don’t see much of a difference between porn stars and mainstream celebrities (Paris,Pam, etc…). We all know that ninety percent of them went down the same road to get to where they are.

Hmm… let’s summarize. Lindsay was horrible. Hilary was horrible. Gwen was horrible. Ciara with that little boy was horrible. B2K lyp-synching dude was horrible. Sheryl Crow was horrible and that’s pretty much all I could take. But I’m guessing everything else was horrible too.

Singer Shania Twain said receiving the Order of Canada yesterday ranked much higher than any other award she has ever received in her music career. (National Post)

I think Shania Twain is absolutely breath taking, wholesome and classy. If Canada wants to give her an award for Canadian excellence that’s fine but we all know that without the US she’d be a nobody. So I don’t mind lending her for a day or two as long as you guys know that she’ll be back in America where she belongs in no time.

Kirsten Dunst Is Drunk Again (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
Jessica Simpson: The Big Spender (Popsugar)

Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta Posters (Egotastic!)
Xtina Wedding Pics (Hollywood Rag)

Mariah Carey Morphing (City Rag)
Paris Hilton’s Big Butt (Just Jared)

Inside Scarlett Johansson (Perez Hilton)
Ricky Martin Enjoys Spanking It In The Tub (A Socialite’s Life)

Angelina Jolie Gets Cambodian Passport (Defamer)
Jessica Simpson’s Exhaustion (Jossip)

Do you see a difference between these two top photos of Teri Hatcher? If you look closely, you’ll notice that they’re different shots. I know it’s hard to believe. I remember when Teri was on ‘Lois & Clark’ and she was stunning. That wasn’t that long ago and you can’t age that quickly unless you have been under the knife. Anyone who gets plastic surgery is wasting their money. It doesn’t make you look better. The only time I think it’s ok to have plastic surgery is when you’re born disfigured. Otherwise, perfectly normal young people who do it, end up looking like clowns.

These pics are from Ashlee Simpson’s new music video ‘L.O.V.E’. Since I haven’t heard it yet, I can’t say that it sucks. However, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that it does because I just finished listening to her live appearance at Sessions@AOL of her song “I Am Me” and she has hit a new low with that number. My ears!!!! She couldn’t hit one note in that song and I’ve conclude that this monkey has no business behind a microphone other than singing at a karaoke bar.