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December 30th, 2005

From all of us here at Hollywoodtuna.com, Happy New Years! If you find yourself extremely drunk remember, don’t drive. Go to a strangers home and hope to God they’re attractive when you wake up.

Eva Longoria Not A Bitch? (A Socialite’s Life)
Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures From Miami (Egotastic!)

Colin Farrell Wants Blue-eyed blonde (Just Jared)
Spederline Sex Tape Does Exist (PINK is the new BLOG)

Naomi Campbell Denies Plastic Surgery (Hollywood Rag)
12 Months of Jordan (Dlisted)

Is Angelina Pregnant? (Popsugar)
Britney Spears: cheap = creep (City Rag)

Ashley Olsen, College Dropout (Perez Hilton)
Courteney Cox Snubs Brad Pitt (Yeeeah!)

Christina Aguilera Concert Pics (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
End of 2005 Bikini Blowout (CelebNewsWire)

New Years Montreal

A Spice Girls Reunion?

December 30th, 2005

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I don’t normally do back to back posts of the same person but when I came across these pics of a pregnant Gerri Halliwell with Victoria Beckham, the thought of a Spice Girls reunion got be very excited. I loved the “Say You’ll Be There” video with Posh in that tight latex suit showing off her camel toe. Unfortunately, a Spice Girls reunion wouldn’t have the same effect on me as when I was younger because other than Posh, the rest are pretty much useless now.

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Victoria Beckham Too Good For ‘Mr Nasty’

December 30th, 2005

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Victoria Beckham has revealed why she won’t be a judge on Simon Cowell’s new ITV talent show. It seems that oft-pouting Posh doesn’t like the idea of being nasty. Victoria, 31, turned down offers to appear on a new variety-style show that Simon Cowell is making with Paul O’Grady. (Yahoo)

Having Victoria Beckham judge a talent competition is like having Simon Cowell be your barber. It’s just a bad choice. Victoria is great at one thing and that’s looking like a tramp. Unfortunately, there’s no contests for that. However, it would be a great idea for a hit reality show.

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Naomi Watts Pregnant?

December 29th, 2005

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Hollywood couple Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are at the centre of pregnancy rumours after she was spotted visiting a fertility specialist in Australia. (Yahoo)

I always thought Naomi Watts was much younger than 37. Man, she looks damn good for her age but now I know why. She has no children. If these rumours of her pregnancy are true, it won’t be long till mother nature catches up with her.

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Anne Hathaway’s Breasts Are Blooming

December 29th, 2005

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In a trio of new films — ”Brokeback Mountain” in theaters, ”Havoc” on DVD, and the recently wrapped ”The Devil Wears Prada” — Hathaway is playing off her sweet-face image in ways that might make the devil blush. (Boston.com)

I don’t think it’s Anne Hathaway’s sweet faced image that might make a devil blush, it’s her breasts. Have you seen her sex scene in “Havoc”? I recommend that if you’re a regular looking actress but have a great rack, show them off. It will do wonders for your career.

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Canned Tuna

December 28th, 2005

Lindsay Lohan is Knicks’ Lucky Charm (Egotastic!)
Eva Longoria Loves Being A Homebody (A Socialite’s Life)

Kfed Is Dropping His Single On New Year’s Eve! FOR REAL!!! (Perez Hilton)
Mischa Barton Has The Worst Taste (PINK is the new BLOG)

Paris Hilton Enjoy The Holidays (Hollywood Rag)
Uma hits the Carribean beaches (Just Jared)

Welcome Back Affleck! (Popsugar)
Paris Legally Asked to Shut Up (Gawker)

Pamela Anderson is Helpful (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
How To Survive Federal Prison (City Rag)

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Tara Reid Covers Up?

December 28th, 2005

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I don’t like this version of Tara Reid. I prefer it when she’s drunk, drugged and when her breasts are hanging out of her shirt. I prefer most women that way. But what makes Tara unique is that she has the worst boob job ever and that fascinates me. There’s nothing more ironic than an insecure woman getting her breasts redone and then having them look worse than before.

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Tori Spelling Engaged?

December 28th, 2005

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Months after splitting from her first husband, former “Beverly Hills, 90210″ star Tori Spelling is engaged to her new boyfriend, actor Dean McDermott, celebrity magazines Us Weekly and People reported on Tuesday. (Yahoo)

Now who in their right might would want to touch Tori Spelling? I don’t care if her father is a zillionaire, she’s absolutely hideous. Girls that ugly belong on their own Island, far far away from civilization or in a circus.

Canned Tuna

December 27th, 2005

Richard Simmons Lets It Hang Out (A Socialite’s Life)
Toni Collette Topless Pictures (Egotastic!)

Britney Spears A Discount Shopper (PINK is the new BLOG)
Brad & Angelina To Officially Become BRANGELINA!! (Perez Hilton)

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee in Snowy Malibu (Hollywood Rag)
The women of The Bachelor :: Paris (Just Jared)

Lucy Pinder Eats A Banana (Yeeeah!)
Pam and Jay bring holiday terror (City Rag)

How to Lose a Bra in 10 Days (CelebNewsWire)
Kylie Minogue plans new album (The Bosh)

Lindsay Lohan Pics (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
Jennifer Garner Changes Name (Popsugar)

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Caprice Bikini Candids

December 27th, 2005

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American model and reality TV star CAPRICE BOURRET was arrested in London on Saturday on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. The Californian beauty, 33, was stopped by police officers in the early hours of Saturday morning in Holborn, central London, and arrested. (ContactMusic)

I used to think that Caprice was the hottest plastic supermodel. Not anymore. I think anyone who goes behind the wheel and drives drunk should be humiliated by being stripped naked on national TV.

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