I saw this very same scene in an adult movie a few days ago. There was one drunk girl in a bikini and a bunch of guys. I don’t need to tell you what the end result was but it sure wasn’t pretty.

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From all of us here at Hollywoodtuna.com, Happy New Years! If you find yourself extremely drunk remember, don’t drive. Go to a strangers home and hope to God they’re attractive when you wake up.

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Colin Farrell Wants Blue-eyed blonde (Just Jared)
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Naomi Campbell Denies Plastic Surgery (Hollywood Rag)
12 Months of Jordan (Dlisted)

Is Angelina Pregnant? (Popsugar)
Britney Spears: cheap = creep (City Rag)

Ashley Olsen, College Dropout (Perez Hilton)
Courteney Cox Snubs Brad Pitt (Yeeeah!)

Christina Aguilera Concert Pics (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
End of 2005 Bikini Blowout (CelebNewsWire)

I don’t normally do back to back posts of the same person but when I came across these pics of a pregnant Gerri Halliwell with Victoria Beckham, the thought of a Spice Girls reunion got be very excited. I loved the “Say You’ll Be There” video with Posh in that tight latex suit showing off her camel toe. Unfortunately, a Spice Girls reunion wouldn’t have the same effect on me as when I was younger because other than Posh, the rest are pretty much useless now.

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Victoria Beckham has revealed why she won’t be a judge on Simon Cowell’s new ITV talent show. It seems that oft-pouting Posh doesn’t like the idea of being nasty. Victoria, 31, turned down offers to appear on a new variety-style show that Simon Cowell is making with Paul O’Grady. (Yahoo)

Having Victoria Beckham judge a talent competition is like having Simon Cowell be your barber. It’s just a bad choice. Victoria is great at one thing and that’s looking like a tramp. Unfortunately, there’s no contests for that. However, it would be a great idea for a hit reality show.

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Hollywood couple Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are at the centre of pregnancy rumours after she was spotted visiting a fertility specialist in Australia. (Yahoo)

I always thought Naomi Watts was much younger than 37. Man, she looks damn good for her age but now I know why. She has no children. If these rumours of her pregnancy are true, it won’t be long till mother nature catches up with her.

These pics of Kelly Brook And The Pink Panther are from the “Harrods Sale Opening”. I prefer to see Kelly in a bikini because this look reminds me of the girl I brought to my prom, who promised me that we’d have a “great evening” and then passed out drunk before 11 PM.

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I don’t like this version of Tara Reid. I prefer it when she’s drunk, drugged and when her breasts are hanging out of her shirt. I prefer most women that way. But what makes Tara unique is that she has the worst boob job ever and that fascinates me. There’s nothing more ironic than an insecure woman getting her breasts redone and then having them look worse than before.

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Months after splitting from her first husband, former “Beverly Hills, 90210″ star Tori Spelling is engaged to her new boyfriend, actor Dean McDermott, celebrity magazines Us Weekly and People reported on Tuesday. (Yahoo)

Now who in their right might would want to touch Tori Spelling? I don’t care if her father is a zillionaire, she’s absolutely hideous. Girls that ugly belong on their own Island, far far away from civilization or in a circus.

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Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee in Snowy Malibu (Hollywood Rag)
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Lucy Pinder Eats A Banana (Yeeeah!)
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How to Lose a Bra in 10 Days (CelebNewsWire)
Kylie Minogue plans new album (The Bosh)

Lindsay Lohan Pics (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
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