ARCHIVES > January, 2006
Last month, Tyra Banks attended “˜America’s Next Top Model Finale’ sporting a nice mustache and it looks like her hairy adventures continue. I’ve dated girls who missed a day or two shaving their armpits but they didn’t go out in public wearing tank tops. This is absolutely disgusting and I’m sorry you had to see this.
Whether you agree or disagree, Jessica Alba was voted most ‘Desirable Woman of 2006’ according to 2.5 million AskMen.com readers. I’ll admit, I don’t understand her popularity (yes, I’m straight!) but I found out the hard way earlier this month when I posted her Hawaiian vacation bikini pictures here on Hollywood Tuna and crashed the site. Her nearly-naked ass put Hollywood Tuna out of commission for a week and a half! However, that won’t happen again because I now have a new Jessica-Alba-bikini-proof server. Other included in the Top 99: Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Adriana Lima, Maria Menounos, and Charlize Theron.
I think Maria Menounos is one of the prettiest ladies in Hollywood… that is until she speaks. Maybe it’s Access Hollywood‘s format but I can’t stand listening to her anymore. Her interviews are pointless and it seems that she’s there for one reason only, eye-candy. Good thing someone invented the mute button.
Message to female readers:
I’m getting a little tired of seeing B-list celebrities like Jordan attend events wearing practically nothing. I believe most guys prefer a more subtle approach such as an outfit that leaves more to the imagination. A true women’s sexiness comes from within. You don’t need fake breasts and slutty clothes to get a man’s attention.
Message to male readers:
Enjoy the pics.
These two pictures of Summer Altice are from the premier ‘Big Momma’s House 2’. I remember when she was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for August 2000 and I was blown away by her. Unfortunately, people change and grow old. She’s 27 now.
In my last article, I pointed out that maybe Brad Pitt had gone completely bonkers since shacking up with Angelina Jolie. However, I just remembered that he dated this thing when she was still wearing a training bra. In fact, I think she still uses the same one from back when her and Brad were together. Her body hasn’t changed a bit! I wonder what Brad did to her?