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January 31st, 2006

Natalie Portman’s World of Fug (Egotastic!)
Carmen Electra Wants Kate Moss (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

Britney Spears Is The New Betty Rubbel (PINK is the new BLOG)
Lindsay Lohan’s Missing Diary (Hollywood Rag)

Who Bumped Fergie’s Humps? (Just Jared)
Nick and Jessica Still Split (Popsugar)

Ashley Judd Quote Of The Day (A Socialite’s Life)
Ashlee Simpson is the new David Lee Roth! (City Rag)

Avril Lavigne: Now or Then? (Dlisted)
Hilary Duff Uncensored And Un-nice (Jossip)

Tyra Banks Has Gone To The Pits

January 31st, 2006

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Last month, Tyra Banks attended “╦ťAmerica’s Next Top Model Finale’ sporting a nice mustache and it looks like her hairy adventures continue. I’ve dated girls who missed a day or two shaving their armpits but they didn’t go out in public wearing tank tops. This is absolutely disgusting and I’m sorry you had to see this.

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Jessica Alba’s Ass Reigns Supreme

January 31st, 2006

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Whether you agree or disagree, Jessica Alba was voted most ‘Desirable Woman of 2006’ according to 2.5 million readers. I’ll admit, I don’t understand her popularity (yes, I’m straight!) but I found out the hard way earlier this month when I posted her Hawaiian vacation bikini pictures here on Hollywood Tuna and crashed the site. Her nearly-naked ass put Hollywood Tuna out of commission for a week and a half! However, that won’t happen again because I now have a new Jessica-Alba-bikini-proof server. Other included in the Top 99: Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Adriana Lima, Maria Menounos, and Charlize Theron.

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January 30th, 2006

Owen Wilson is so Ellen Degeneres! (City Rag)
Christina Aguilera In Rolling Stone (A Socialite’s Life)

Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen? (Egotastic!)
Brad and Angie Go First Class (Popsugar)

Give Me Some J-Lo Booty (Hollywood Rag)
New Mission: Impossible 3 Pictures (Just Jared)

Kirsten Dunst is Not A Stripper (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
Britney Spears Is Ready To Make A Comeback? (PINK is the new BLOG)

Celebrity Walk of Shame Update (CelebNewsWire)
Razzies Recognize The Year Of Cruise (Defamer)

Maria Menounos: One Mouth I Prefer Closed

January 30th, 2006

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I think Maria Menounos is one of the prettiest ladies in Hollywood… that is until she speaks. Maybe it’s Access Hollywood‘s format but I can’t stand listening to her anymore. Her interviews are pointless and it seems that she’s there for one reason only, eye-candy. Good thing someone invented the mute button.

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Jordan Celebrating Chinese New Year

January 30th, 2006

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Message to female readers:

I’m getting a little tired of seeing B-list celebrities like Jordan attend events wearing practically nothing. I believe most guys prefer a more subtle approach such as an outfit that leaves more to the imagination. A true women’s sexiness comes from within. You don’t need fake breasts and slutty clothes to get a man’s attention.

Message to male readers:

Enjoy the pics.

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January 27th, 2006

Weird Celebrity Couple: Da Brat and David Gest (Hollywood Rag)
Thandie Newton: Bond Girl Vesper Lynd (Egotastic!)

Salma Hayek Doesn’t Want To Be Skinny (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
Who’s Shagging Jessica Simpson? (PINK is the new BLOG)

Mariah Carey Will Perform At The Grammy’s (A Socialite’s Life)
Nicole Kidman Says – Talk to the Hand (Popsugar)

Serena Williams Is Still Now Hot (Just Jared)
Paris Hilton dissed at Sundance (City Rag)

Kate Moss Plans To Stay In The US (The Bosh)
Uma’s New Year’s Resolution: No Nudes (CelebNewsWire)

It’s the Battle of the Better Brew. You Decide!


Brad’s First Baby

January 27th, 2006

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In my last article, I pointed out that maybe Brad Pitt had gone completely bonkers since shacking up with Angelina Jolie. However, I just remembered that he dated this thing when she was still wearing a training bra. In fact, I think she still uses the same one from back when her and Brad were together. Her body hasn’t changed a bit! I wonder what Brad did to her?

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January 26th, 2006

What’s Hilary Duff Doing In Canada? (PINK is the new BLOG)
Night and Day with Jessica Simpson (Hollywood Rag)

Hey Mariah Your On Fi-Yah (City Rag)
Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude in Playboy (Egotastic!)

Elisha Cuthbert And Mischa Barton Share Bad Taste (Popsugar)
Kate Moss Is Writing a Book (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

Mr. & Mrs. Smith To Become TV Show (Just Jared)
Britney & Kevin Together Again (A Socialite’s Life)

Paris Hilton: Insane In the Membrane (Jossip)
Madonna In Snaggle Tooth (TPWLTH)

It’s the Battle of the Better Brew. You Decide!

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