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February 28th, 2006

Paris Hilton Wants You To Look (Popsugar)
Penelope Cruz With Her Hot Sister (Hollywood Rag)

Britney Spears & Hair Get Ready For Mardi Gras (Pink is the new Blog)
Lindsay Lohan Has No Friends(Egotastic!)

Jennifer Aniston Is A Really Good Friend (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
Avril’s Acting Debut (Just Jared)

J.Lo’s Npple Tweaker (City Rag)
Drugs Did Kate Moss Good (A Socialite’s Life)

Anna Nicole‘s Courtroom Confrontation (TMZ)
Lindsay Lohan Gets Back on the Fez Horse (CelebNewsWire)

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Victoria Beckham Is Loyal

February 28th, 2006

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Former pop star Victoria Beckham refuses to ever sing again, unless her band Spice Girls reunites. She says, “I’m never going to sing again, unless it was a chance to do something with The Spice Girls.
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I admire the fact that Victoria Beckham only got into music for the love of creating and not for money. To be that committed to only the Spice Girls is a testament of her loyalty towards her fans. God Bless Posh!

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Jewel’s Point Of View Video

February 28th, 2006

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If you’ve been wondering what Jewel Kilcher has been up to, you’re in luck because I have the latest scoop. Yes, you heard it right folks. Hollywood Tuna has groundbreaking Jewel news. Jewel has a new album coming out May 2, 2006 but guess what? You can view her 6 minute video “Goodbye Alice In Wonderland’ here. Now, if you’re a fan of ‘Point Of View’ adult movies, you’ll feel right at home watching a close up of Jewel‘s face making love to the camera for 6 orgasmic minutes.

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Caprice, A Lingerie Designer?

February 28th, 2006

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These pictures of Caprice Bourret are from the North American launch of her lingerie line. I’m not a professional marketer but I would think a supermodel who has her own lingerie line would show up wearing something more like this or like this. Now that’s the Caprice I want to see. Otherwise, I’m not convinced she’s a clothing designer. Another reason why I’m not convinced she’s a designer is that she wears the same outfit to more than one event. Here she’s at the ‘Derailed’ premiere in the exact same dress. Man, I’m good… and let’s not forget straight.

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February 27th, 2006

Heidi Klum Kisses Another Woman (A Socialite’s Life)
Joan Rivers Sees Willie Nelson Down Below (City Rag)

Mischa Barton is Not Too Sexy (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
Petra Nemcova and Bruce Willis “Dating” (Egotastic!)

Brad Pitt Comes And Goes (Just Jared)
George Michael Is In Trouble Again (Pink is the new Blog)

Jessica Simpson Shooting in Santa Fe (Hollywood Rag)
Kate Moss at Burberry (Popsugar)

Posh Beckham Does Housework! (Dlisted)
Girl With The Perfect Figure (Goldenfiddle)

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Avril Lavigne Closes The Olympics

February 27th, 2006

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Canada has a lot to be proud about this time around at the Olympics. They came third in the medal standings, had the most fourth place finishes and they now have the most gorgeous singer in the world. Yes, Avril Lavigne. While everyone was getting off on Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera for the last few years, Avril was pretending to be the bad girl of pop. However, she’s far from being a bad girl, she’s a princess. That’s right folks, the new “Princess of Pop”. So while all you clowns in the media keep wasting your time covering Britney and KFed, the real story is about a little girl from Canada, with a big voice and a sexy pair of boots.

*Download Avril Lavigne’s Olympic Performance Here

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Stacy Keibler Gets Robbed

February 27th, 2006

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I watched the finale of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ and I haven’t been this disappointed and hurt by a TV show since “The Greatest American Hero” was pulled off the air. How in the world did my girl Stacy Keibler come in third place? I don’t think I’ve ever been so moved by a girl dancing in my life, and I’ve seen many dancers in my day. OK, to some they are called strippers but to me they’re artists with fake boobies. Anyways, I’m sure Stacy will move on to bigger and better things after she quits the WWE. Now that she’s much more popular, let’s see if she continues to decline offers from Playboy.

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Evangeline Lilly Dresses Like A Toddler

February 27th, 2006

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Evangeline Lilly is wearing one of the most disturbing bikinis I have ever seen. First of all, she’s in better shape than most of the guys who model for Men’s Fitness covers and secondly, no grown woman should ever wear a bikini like that. It’s one thing to play dress up in your house but it’s another to go out in public like that.

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February 24th, 2006

Britney Spears Ringless In Hawaii (Hollywood Rag)
Catherine Zeta Jones Like a Man in Drag (Popsugar)

Mischa Barton: Supergirl (Egotastic!)
Britney Spears Does Will & Grace (Pink is the new Blog)

Paris Hilton‘s Bump (City Rag)
Mariah Carey Has A Sweet Tooth (A Socialite’s Life)

Jenny McCarthy Wants an Orgy (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
Big Apple Brad On Business (Just Jared)

The Olsens Hate Parasite (Dlisted)
Jessica Simpson Gets Paid $1000-per-Word (Yeeeah!)

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Me Tarzan, Jessica Alba Jane

February 24th, 2006

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I still don’t understand Jessica Alba‘s popularity but I’m digging this dress she’s wearing at the ‘Dolce & Gabbana’ Fashion Show. I like to consider myself an expert in many things and fashion is one of them. This outfit screams class and sophistication. However, it’s just not right for Jessica. Jessica should only be seen in a bikini because what else is she really good for. It’s not like she can act.

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Carmen Electra’s Big Date Night

February 24th, 2006

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Last month, I reported that Carmen Electra was accompanying some rich Austrian playboy to a lavish opera ball. Now that I’ve actually seen the photos of this event, I’m sick. You would think a rich playboy would be some handsome young buck, but no, it’s a dirty old man. I wonder what Dave Navarro thinks of all this? His girl is out with some geezer, in a disgusting dress, all for a $1225 dinner. Come to think of it, this Austrian dude paid way too much. If I hire Carmen Electra for a date, I want her in my bedroom, in her Pussycat Doll outfit, stripping in front of me and oh ya… I want the full hour.

*More Carmen in her Pussycat Doll outfit here: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

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