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March 31st, 2006

Paget Brewster in Playboy? (Egotastic!)
Courtney Love Sells Out (Popsugar)

Eva LongWHORIA Wants Michael Douglas (Dlisted)
Did You See Britney On Will & Grace? (Pink is the new Blog)

Tyra Banks Gets it Right (Hollywood Rag)
Carmen Electra Is A Circus Freak (IDLYITW)

Heather Locklear With Richie Sambora? (A Socialite’s Life)
Highest Grossing Sequel Ever: Brokeback Mountain 2 (City Rag)

Aniston is so GANGSTA (Just Jared)
Stacy Keibler Wants You To Cheer!!! (The Bastardly)

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Tara Reid’s Boob Rag
Jessica Alba In FHM
Stacy Keibler Is The Oscar!

Piper Perabo Has A Cold Sore

March 31st, 2006

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I’ve had a crush on Piper Perabo ever since she was in Coyote Ugly. Her lip syncing that LeAnn Rimes song was one of the best performances on film I’ve ever seen. But now I’m concerned because she is rumored to be dating Matthew Perry. Dating a guy who was addicted to painkillers and alcohol is not a good idea. Drug addicts don’t make smart decisions… especially when it comes to choosing sexual partners.

Update: No longer is Matthew Perry linked to Piper Perabo, he’s now rumored to be dating Kristin Davis. I can’t keep up.

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Angelina’s Got The Milk & I’ve Got The Cookies

March 31st, 2006

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There’s nothing sexier than a skinny, big breasted, tattooed girl”¦ unless said girl is Angelina Jolie. Then we’re entering the famed Ultra-Sexy category. And believe it or not, being pregnant doesn’t lower her Sexy Rating. It actually, dare I say it, adds to her sexiness. Pregnant Angelina = bigger breasts and that’s not bad at all. The only thing that can smudge Angelina’s sexiness is the fact that she used to have sex with Billy Bob Thornton.

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Denise Richards Has Tommy Lee As A Matchmaker

March 31st, 2006

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Rocker Tommy Lee, ex of Denise Richards best pal Heather Locklear is volunteering his services as a matchmaker for Denise to help her get over ex-hubby and 9/11 conspiracy theorist Charlie Sheen.
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Denise Richards went to the right guy to help her find a new man. I guess she wants Tommy Lee to set her up with some hot rocker guy who, like Charlie Sheen, loves to bang hookers. You know, it’s funny that hot chicks always say they have a hard time meeting good men. I bet some of you guys are wondering why that is? Well lucky for you I’m going to tell you. It’s because they are so damn insecure and don’t believe they deserve to be loved. Don’t let them fool you by them saying they like bad boys. They like scum. Personally, I like girls who like scum.

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March 30th, 2006

Jessica Simpson Wants To Drop Kids Off At The Pool (A Socialite’s Life)
Natalie Portman Gets Blog Stalked (Egotastic!)

Naomi Campbell Kicks Ass Again (Pink is the new Blog)
Rachel Hunter Is A Single & Available MILF (IDLYITW)

Cooking in the bathroom With Whitney (City Rag)
Kirsten Dunst Has a New Man (Hollywood Rag)

Justin Thinks K-Fed is Gross (Popsugar)
Seacrest… Kissing Teri Hatcher (Just Jared)

Parasite Hilton Really is Mother Theresa (Dlisted)
Basic Instict: Basically, It Stinks (CelebNewsWire)

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Kate Moss & Lindsay Lohan Need Mentoring

March 30th, 2006

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Kate Moss is rumoured to have ‘adopted’ Lindsay Lohan to help her get her life back together. The supermodel is apparently currently mentoring Lindsay while she reportedly struggles with bulimia and drug addiction.
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This is one rumour that I don’t believe. The last person who should be mentoring Lindsay Lohan is Kate Moss. If anything, they need mentors of their own. Like Michael Jordan. Or me. I’d like to mentor them both in bed and teach them my tuna trick.

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Paris Hilton Gets Three 6 Mafia To Produce

March 30th, 2006

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Oscar-winning rappers Three 6 Mafia say they are producing and recording tracks with Paris Hilton.
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What do Oscar-winning rappers do to ruin their careers? They go out and produce tracks for Paris Hilton. Let’s be real for a second… true musicians would never sell out themselves this way.Never! Only people who hate music. So I assume that Three 6 Mafia are not music lovers. Working with Paris Hilton is like sleeping with Paris Hilton. It will only ruin your reputation. Or give you an STD.

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Canned Tuna

March 29th, 2006

Hollywood Tuna has reached its 1001 post. I’d like to thank all my loyal Tuna readers for checking out Hollywood Tuna each and every single day. In return, I’m in the process of redesigning the site to enhance your Tuna experience.

Seacrest… Kissing Teri Hatcher (Just Jared)
Sienna Miller in Basic Instinct 3? (Egotastic!)

Nick’s New Chick (Popsugar)
Brooke Hogan Slams Simpson Sisters (Hollywood Rag)

Britney Spears Does Will & Grace (Pink is the new Blog)
Whitney Houston May Have a Drug Problem (IDLYITW)

Is Mariah Carey Expanding? (A Socialite’s Life)
Tara Reid Trifecta (City Rag)

Main Benefactor of Lisa Rinna’s Lips (The Bastardly)
Shakira Clashes With FOX Over ‘A.I.’ (TMZ)

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Warning! Don’t Pose Next To Shannon Elizabeth

March 29th, 2006

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What I find interesting about Fergie & Shannon Elizabeth posing together at Fergie‘s birthday celebration is that Shannon looks like a bum and yet she is still hotter than Fergie and most women. You know there aren’t many girls that can pull that look off. Trust me, I’ve seen plenty of squeegee kids in my day. Personally, I find Shannon to be a sexier grown up version of Jessica Alba. Basically, she’s Jessica Alba after adolescence.

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