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March 29th, 2006

-Keira Knightley
-Take our survey & get A Free Palm Treo!
-Vivid Imagination
-Model Naviere

-Russian girls
-Girl Next Door: Nikki
-This guy is crazy!
-11 Second Rubik’s Cube

-Worst Music Video Ever
-Model Marie Plosjo
-Karolina Kurkova is gorgeous
-Get A Free $500 iTunes Gift Card!!!

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Jessica Makes Jenna Look Like An Amateur

March 29th, 2006

I’m not sure when these pictures of Jessica Simpson were taken but for some reason out of all the times I’ve seen of her, I never been more turned on. And that’s including when she was Daisy Duke. Now she looks like a porn star, but not just any porn star”¦ a successful one.

*If you don’t know who Jenna Jameson is, let me inform you.

A Jessica Alba Picture Moment

March 29th, 2006

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
Jessica Alba Is Sick Of Being Sexy
Jessica Alba In FHM
Me Tarzan, Jessica Alba Jane
Jessica Alba’s Ass Reigns Supreme

Why Are Destiny’s Child Getting A Star?

March 29th, 2006

How is it possible that Destiny’s Child get a star on The Hollywood Walk Of Fame? You sing on three albums and then you’re allowed in? You can’t let people in that easy. It cheapens the whole thing. You know, some people have to wait 40 years before they get one and they let these girls in after few hit songs. I guess nowadays anyone can have a star. If that’s the case then I want one too and I want my mom to have a star and my dad to have a star and my sister to have star and my dog to have a star. While we’re at it, throw a star in for my cleaning lady. God knows she deserves it more than Destiny’s Child.

Canned Tuna

March 28th, 2006

Charisma Carpenter Wants To Be Wonder Woman (Egotastic!)
Sharon Stone Promotes Oral Sex (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears Loves Junk Food (Pink is the new Blog)
Nicole Richie Doesn’t Like Bathroom Sex (Hollywood Rag)

Kerry Katona Loves Her Breasts! (Dlisted)
Mariah Carey Shouldn’t Wear Tight Clothes (A Socialite’s Life)

Mandy Moore Has Dedication(Just Jared)
Jen At The Friends With Money Premiere (Popsugar)

Wilmer Valderrama Has Slept With Everyone (City Rag)
Drunk Tara Reid Likes Booze & Boys (The Bastardly)

$500 iTunes Gift Card

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Pamela Uses Breast As A Black Book?
Jordan Gets Formal
Where Did Xtina Go?

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Giver

March 28th, 2006

Betty Crocker announced today it is partnering with Jennifer Love Hewitt on a charity initiative inspired by Bake and Take Day to encourage people across America to give back to those in need in their communities.
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You know what Jennifer Love Hewitt can give communities in need? Not Betty Crocker but her naked body in Playboy. I’m against feeding malnourished people sugar. However, I’m all for nudity. It’s great for raising morale.

Daily Tuna

March 28th, 2006

-Christina Aguilera
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-Stacy Keibler & Torrie Wilson catfight
-This guy makes juggling cool

-Lucy Pinder photo gallery
-The real life Simpsons
-More Unnecessary Censorship

-Basic Instinct 2 trailer
-The Most Popular Girl On MySpace
-The bladder buddy inventor now has some close competition

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Petra Nemcova Gives Great Competition

March 28th, 2006

These gorgeous pictures of Petra Nemcova are from the 17th Annual Glaad Media Awards. Yesterday, I did a post on ‘FHM’s Sexiest Woman Alive’ and I mentioned that Stacy Keibler is by far the Sexiest Woman. But now I’m a bit confused because Petra’s looking pretty damn good. I know I’m going to hate myself for saying this but it looks like Stacy might have some competition.

Bonus-Unknown Event

Get Loaded for Lucy Pinder & Michelle Marsh

March 28th, 2006

All I want to say is that one of these girls is pretty hot and one of these girls is pretty ugly. I’m not going to say which one is which because I would never want to upset Michelle Marsh fans. However, don’ get me wrong, I’d still have a threesome with them. I don’t care if one is ugly. Chances are unless you’re a porn star, having a threesome with two hot girls at the same time are very slim.

Scarlett Johansson: “The Sexiest Woman Alive”

March 27th, 2006

Scarlett Johansson was chosen by FHM readers as the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’. Personally, I’d choose Stacy Keibler because she IS the sexiest woman in the world and doesn’t need a poll to decide that but Scarlett is not a bad choice. She does have spectacular boobs which I think gave her a breast over Angelina Jolie for top spot. Others included in the list are: Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Carmen Electra, Teri Hatcher, Keira Knightley.

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Daily Tuna

March 27th, 2006

-Jessica Simpson
-Take our survey & get A Free Palm Treo!
-Video of the very sexy Jolene Blalock
-Science experiment with a microwave

-Paris Hilton photo gallery
-Super clumsy model
-Smallville: Kristin Kreuk
-Silly News: Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet

-Lebowski Fest West ’06
-Girls everywhere!
-Car Tires – Funny Commercial
-Get A Free $500 iTunes Gift Card!!!

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Parts Of Fergie Are Celebrating

March 27th, 2006

Today, Fergie turns 31-years-old but not all of her. Only the bad parts. The good parts can be seen here. They’re roughly 5 to 6 years old. I’m not sure.

Fergie @ The Honda Civic Tour

A Vida Guerra Picture Moment

March 27th, 2006

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Vida Guerra Is Good At What She Does
Vida Guerra’s Huge Distraction
Take A Turn On Vida Guerra

There’s Something About Jordan

March 27th, 2006

Why do British celebs wear so much self-tanner? Is there no good quality lotions in the UK? Come on, this is not sexy at all. Let’s be realistic. The second you look like the old bag from ‘There’s Something About Mary’, you quit! You put the lotion away and you shower twice a day until the stuff comes off. You don’t continue use. You know I have a sneaky suspicion that there is a Jordan/Jodie Marsh tanning rivalry going on.