Paris Hilton‘s Crazy Eyes (The Bastardly)
ARCHIVES > April, 2006
Here’s Scarlett Johansson on the set of her new movie ‘The Nanny Diaries’. Well, I think it’s her. However, I’m not quite sure because Scarlett is normally blond and it’s hard to tell because the girl in the picture keeps hiding her face from the camera as if she’s trying to disguise her elaborate hair and makeup. Anyways, upon further inspection from the neck down, I can confirm 99% that this is in fact Scarlett Johansson and not someone who looks like her with big breasts.
The TV show 24 is now a video game for Playstation 2. And the real star of the show, Elisha Cuthbert, is going to be one of the characters you can play. Here’s what she had to say about her digital form:
“The character really looks like Kim. And no, I didn’t ask them to augment my features.”
Trust me when I say Elisha Cuthbert doesn’t need any of her features “augmented”. She’s perfect. Even her hair is perfect. Enough to win an award! Can’t wait to play with her.
Move Over Beyonce, Here’s Rihanna (Yeeeah!)
These pictures of Jessica Alba losing her dress and having her nipple almost exposed are from ‘US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards‘. Unfortunately, her nipple was not completely exposed but we do get a bit of see-through action. Anyways, it’s a great day for everyone when the hottest girl on the planet is having problems keeping her clothes on.
Jenny McCarthy, the “author”, has a new book out called “˜Life Laughs‘. This my friends, is a must read. As the book cover says; it’s about motherhood, marriage and moving on and guess what? A professional ex-Playboy bunny writes it. You know, I would love to take Jenny seriously but not until she stops making herself ugly by making stupid facial expressions. She’s the only hot chick that purposely makes herself look bad as if it was some kind of nervous tick or insecurity. Hmm”¦ there you go Jenny, a topic for your next book. “How Making Funny Faces Cover Up My Insecurities”.
Why would Jennifer Love Hewitt go from looking like this to this? I can only assume that this new hairdo is for a movie role. Let’s hope it is and it’s not permanent. Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look at her as a sex symbol again. The damage is done. Later Babe.
Some of you might have thought that since ‘Dancing With The Stars‘ is over, there wouldn’t be anymore Stacy Keibler posts. Let me tell you, as long as she exists and comes out with the hottest photo shoots, she’ll always have a home on Hollywood Tuna. Over the last few months, the word was out that I was turning my site into a Stacy Keibler Shrine. Trust me! If there was enough material, I would. Anyhow, let’s take a moment and go back down memory lane and see how my love affair with Stacy started.
Stacy Keibler Part 1
Stacy Keibler Part 2
Stacy Keibler Part 3
Stacy Keibler Part 4
Stacy Keibler Part 5
Stacy Keibler Part 6
Stacy Keibler Part 7
Stacy Keibler Part 8
Stacy Keibler Part 9
Stacy Keibler Part 10
After turning down offers to pose for the magazine in the past, Margolis said she accepted this time because she felt posing nude at the age of 40 is empowering.
Today, my father will be a happy man. He will finally get to see his favorite big-breasted celebrity pose naked for Playboy. It’s just too bad that Cindy Margolis didn’t do this 10 years ago when I wanted to see her nude. What I find funny is that Cindy thinks that posing for Playboy at 40 is empowering. Hmm”¦I guess posing for Playboy in your twenties is demeaning? Let’s be real, she’s been putting off a Playboy photo shoot all these years so that she could command the maximum fee for her old Tata’s! Women’s empowerment..BAH! More like monetary empowerment!