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April 28th, 2006

It’s A Good Thing That Mischa Barton Wears Panties (Egotastic!)
Michelle Pfeiffer Is Making A Comeback (A Socialite’s Life)

Charlie Sheen Is Fighting Back. Look Out Denise! (IDLYITW)
Pete Doherty Injecting An Unconscious Fan? (Pink is the new Blog)

All Aboard To Mariah! (Popsugar)
Pamela Anderson Doesn’t Change (Hollywood Rag)

Melissa Joan Hart Is Damn Sexy!!!(Dlisted)
Creepy Celebrity Impersonators (City Rag)

For The Boys! Erica Durance (Popoholic)
Kelly Osbourne‘s New Man (Just Jared)

Paris Hilton‘s Crazy Eyes (The Bastardly)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Trading Places: Ashlee Simpson & Carmen Electra
Tara Reid Isn’t Cheap
Ophelie Winter: The World’s Hottest Winter

Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Give Her Away

April 28th, 2006

Here’s Scarlett Johansson on the set of her new movie ‘The Nanny Diaries’. Well, I think it’s her. However, I’m not quite sure because Scarlett is normally blond and it’s hard to tell because the girl in the picture keeps hiding her face from the camera as if she’s trying to disguise her elaborate hair and makeup. Anyways, upon further inspection from the neck down, I can confirm 99% that this is in fact Scarlett Johansson and not someone who looks like her with big breasts.

Daily Tuna

April 28th, 2006

-My personal favorite Stacy Keibler
-Rocky in 30 seconds
-Video of model Stacy
-Meet hot sexy singles

-Trish Stratus video
-Laetitia Casta Victoria Secret commercial
-Amazing hottie Florencia Salvioni
-Sexy pic of Jessica Alba

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Elisha Cuthbert Is A Sexy Digital Babe

April 28th, 2006

The TV show 24 is now a video game for Playstation 2. And the real star of the show, Elisha Cuthbert, is going to be one of the characters you can play. Here’s what she had to say about her digital form:

“The character really looks like Kim. And no, I didn’t ask them to augment my features.”

Trust me when I say Elisha Cuthbert doesn’t need any of her features “augmented”. She’s perfect. Even her hair is perfect. Enough to win an award! Can’t wait to play with her.

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A Holly Valance Picture Moment

April 28th, 2006

Past Picture Moments

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April 27th, 2006

Katharine McPhee Had a Wardrobe Malfunction (IDLYITW)
Mandy Moore Doesn’t Like Unlimited Orgasms (Egotastic!)

Mariah Carey Is Particular (A Socialite’s Life)
Jennifer LÃƒÂ³pez Is The Most Beautiful (Pink is the new Blog)

Angelina Jolie Is Most Beautiful (Hollywood Rag)
“The Body Double” (City Rag)

Look Out Halle (Popsugar)
Keira Steals Kate’s Crown (Just Jared)

Avril is So Punk Rock (Dlisted)
Tara Elizabeth Conner Is Miss USA 2006 (The Bastardly)

Move Over Beyonce, Here’s Rihanna (Yeeeah!)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Pamela Anderson Is A Pussycat Doll
J’aime Le White Trash
VH1 : Big In 2005

Jessica Alba’s Dress Almost Slips a Nipple

April 27th, 2006

These pictures of Jessica Alba losing her dress and having her nipple almost exposed are from ‘US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards‘. Unfortunately, her nipple was not completely exposed but we do get a bit of see-through action. Anyways, it’s a great day for everyone when the hottest girl on the planet is having problems keeping her clothes on.

Daily Tuna

April 27th, 2006

-Video of sexy Adriana Lima
-Tim Burton’s Vincent
-Meet hot sexy singles

-Britney Spears wearing a see through top
-Beyonce shaking it up
-One smart blond!
-I wonder if Vin Diesel preps for his interviews

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Jenny McCarthy Is Author Extraordinaire

April 27th, 2006

Jenny McCarthy, the “author”, has a new book out called “˜Life Laughs‘. This my friends, is a must read. As the book cover says; it’s about motherhood, marriage and moving on and guess what? A professional ex-Playboy bunny writes it. You know, I would love to take Jenny seriously but not until she stops making herself ugly by making stupid facial expressions. She’s the only hot chick that purposely makes herself look bad as if it was some kind of nervous tick or insecurity. Hmm”¦ there you go Jenny, a topic for your next book. “How Making Funny Faces Cover Up My Insecurities”.

These Are Nice Facial Expressions

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Hair Kills Her Sex Appeal

April 27th, 2006

Why would Jennifer Love Hewitt go from looking like this to this? I can only assume that this new hairdo is for a movie role. Let’s hope it is and it’s not permanent. Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look at her as a sex symbol again. The damage is done. Later Babe.

Stacy Keibler’s 15 Minutes Of Fame Continues

April 27th, 2006

Some of you might have thought that since ‘Dancing With The Stars‘ is over, there wouldn’t be anymore Stacy Keibler posts. Let me tell you, as long as she exists and comes out with the hottest photo shoots, she’ll always have a home on Hollywood Tuna. Over the last few months, the word was out that I was turning my site into a Stacy Keibler Shrine. Trust me! If there was enough material, I would. Anyhow, let’s take a moment and go back down memory lane and see how my love affair with Stacy started.

Stacy Keibler Part 1
Stacy Keibler Part 2
Stacy Keibler Part 3
Stacy Keibler Part 4
Stacy Keibler Part 5
Stacy Keibler Part 6
Stacy Keibler Part 7
Stacy Keibler Part 8
Stacy Keibler Part 9
Stacy Keibler Part 10

A Hilary Duff Picture Moment

April 27th, 2006

2006 Kids’ Choice Awards Pictures
I’d “Do” Anything For Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff ‘s Road To Hotness
Past Picture Moments

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April 26th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan And Her Many Man (Popsugar)
Ashlee Simpson Sexier than Jessica Simpson? (Egotastic!)

OMG! What Did Tisha Campbell Do To Her Lips? (A Socialite’s Life)
Michelle Rodriguez is Jail Material (Dlisted)

Natalie Portman Doesn’t Like Meat (IDLYITW)
David Beckham & His Robot (Pink is the new Blog)

Kathy Hilton Trying To Be Hot (City Rag)
Rihanna Shakes It On TRL (Hollywood Rag)

Keri Russell Is a Waitress (Just Jared)
Goddess Ana Ruiz in April, 2006 Maxim (The Bastardly)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Jessica Biel: Man’s Best Friend
Jessica Simpson No-Show
Scarlett Johansson: “The Sexiest Woman Alive”

Cindy Margolis Is Taking It Off For Playboy

April 26th, 2006

After turning down offers to pose for the magazine in the past, Margolis said she accepted this time because she felt posing nude at the age of 40 is empowering.
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Today, my father will be a happy man. He will finally get to see his favorite big-breasted celebrity pose naked for Playboy. It’s just too bad that Cindy Margolis didn’t do this 10 years ago when I wanted to see her nude. What I find funny is that Cindy thinks that posing for Playboy at 40 is empowering. Hmm”¦I guess posing for Playboy in your twenties is demeaning? Let’s be real, she’s been putting off a Playboy photo shoot all these years so that she could command the maximum fee for her old Tata’s! Women’s empowerment..BAH! More like monetary empowerment!