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June 30th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Gets It On With The Dark Side (Egotastic!)
Maria Sharapova Gives Good Toe (IDLYITW)

Charlize Has A Way With Dudes (down) (Pink is the new Blog)
Paris Hilton Turns It Up In Germany (Hollywood Rag)

Jim & Jenny – No More Hiding (Popsugar)
A Questionable Tori Spelling (A Socialite’s Life)

What is Paris Carrying?! (Dlisted)
Buh-Bye Star Jones (City Rag)

Hilary Swank‘s New Scent (Just Jared)
Mmmm…Jessica Biel Does Lunges! (The Bastardly)

Top Ten Worst Superman Video Games (Popoholic)
Alleged Madam Starts Naming Names (BlogNYC)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
A Carmen Electra Picture Moment
Jodie Marsh’s Silly Boobs
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures

Victoria Beckham Walks Her Bra

June 30th, 2006

I really hope Victoria Beckham‘s exposed bra trend catches on. It would be great for major cities because this look would clean up the streets. If all women walked around in sexy lingerie, hookers would go out of business. So let’s protect our kids folks.

Daily Tuna

June 30th, 2006

-A tanned and younger Lindsay Lohan
-Drawing Class Prank
-Folgers: Sleep When Dead
-Robin William- Whose Line Is It Anyway

-Sexy Linda Cardellini gallery
-Kate Moss & Marky Mark’s Calvin Klein ad
- Want a new ringtone for you phone
-FSU girls!

Jessica And Nick Are Getting Divorced For Real

June 30th, 2006

TMZ has obtained legal documents which make it all but certain that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are both about to become legally single. The documents, which were signed by both Simpson and Lachey and filed in L.A. County Superior Court, ask that a retired judge be appointed specifically to enter a divorce decree.
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You mean to tell me there isn’t going to be another season of the Newlyweds? WTF!!!!!!

Avril Lavigne Is Straight Up Punk Drunk

June 30th, 2006

It was only a matter of time until we saw Avril Lavigne wasted off her ass again. I was starting to think she was all cleaned up and sophisticated. Now this! I’m so confused. Anyway, like Avril, I like Sex, Drugs and Rockn’ Roll. However, I would like it much better if I was doing all three with the old Avril.

A Kim Smith Picture Moment

June 30th, 2006

Past Kim Smith Picture Moment
Past Picture Moments

Jessica Alba Loves It Free And So Do I

June 29th, 2006

Isn’t it nice to get free stuff? Unfortunately, I wouldn’t know. But Jessica Alba does and she looks damn happy about it! You know, being a guy, I never get anything except the bill after a date. Fortunately, you don’t need to be a celebrity to get goodies. You just have to be hot!

Anyway, I’ve been working hard today and I’m getting really thirsty while writing this post, so I’m going to grab myself a nice cold tasty Coke and take a drive in my sporty Lexus that has the finest leather interior out of any car I have ever driven in. After that I think I will take a vacation. I’ll obviously book the flight with my favorite airline, Delta, because they have great customer service (in first class that is). And I’d eat Mc Donald’s wherever I decide to go because Big Macs are the best hamburgers ever made. Then I will return home to watch movies on the greatest TV produced by Sony because a TV is not a TV if it’s not a Sony. Well, I guess that’s all I need for now.

Update:
Bad News! My new Sony PlayStation just broke and now I can’t play on the greatest console ever made. What am I going to do? Hmm… I hear Xbox 360 is good.

Daily Tuna

June 29th, 2006

-Deb got hot!
-This is the funniest prank ever!!!
-Behind the global hotness of Lindsay Lohan
-Bikini Bandit Slo-Mo Run

-Kate Bosworth has awesome curvature
-Funny-The Colbert Report Video!
- Want a new ringtone for you phone
-Jessica Simpson bouncing up and down

Mena Suvari Pumps It

June 29th, 2006

I think Mena Suvari‘s ass-ets have just increased (among other things). So move over Ms. Alba, there’s a new bootie in town and this one can actually act. I think. But who knows? I haven’t seen her in a movie since American Beauty.

Photos courtesy of X17Online.com

Pamela Anderson Washes Up PETA

June 29th, 2006

I don’t know why PETA would think having Pamela Anderson naked in a window would have a profound impact. Everyone has seen her naked and if I really wanted to, I can find her sex tape in less than 20 seconds online. Now if they had Stacy Keibler, Petra Nemcova or my new girl Maria Menounos naked in a window, then I can assure you no one would wear fur ever again. PETA are you listening?

An Adriana Lima Picture Moment

June 29th, 2006

Hot Skinny Supermodels In Jeans
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Adriana Lima Is Good At Pretending
Past Picture Moments

Canned Tuna

June 28th, 2006

Bye Bye Jessica Simpson, Hello Kate (Popsugar)
Scarlett Johansson Is Sexually Overwhelming (Egotastic!)

Beyonce Working It At The BET Awards (Pink is the new Blog)
Playboy Wants Ashlee Simpson (IDLYITW)

Jessica Simpson Is White Hot (Hollywood Rag)
Britney Spears Of The sea (City Rag)

Janet Jackson Looks Better With Clothes On (Dlisted)
Britney Spears‘ Stolen Family Pictures (Just Jared)

Tom Cruise Wants To Bring ‘MI:4′ To Tokyo (A Socialite’s Life)
Breaking News! Alyssa Milano Walks Her Dog! (The Bastardly)

Superman Returns Resource (Popoholic)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
An Avril Lavigne Picture Moment
Christina Aguilera Blows Up The MTV Movie Awards
The Paris Hilton Song By Mark Manne Sucks

Maria Menounos In A Public Affair

June 28th, 2006

In the last month, I’ve developped a big crush on Maria Menounos. When I heard she was going to be in Jessica Simpson‘s music video “A Public Affair“, I got extremely excited because recent Jessica Simpson music videos are equivalent to early 90′s soft porn (which I love). This can only mean one thing; we’ll finally get to see Maria Menounos in slutty clothing. Thank you Jessica!