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Canned Tuna

June 30th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Gets It On With The Dark Side (Egotastic!)
Maria Sharapova Gives Good Toe (IDLYITW)

Charlize Has A Way With Dudes (down) (Pink is the new Blog)
Paris Hilton Turns It Up In Germany (Hollywood Rag)

Jim & Jenny – No More Hiding (Popsugar)
A Questionable Tori Spelling (A Socialite’s Life)

What is Paris Carrying?! (Dlisted)
Buh-Bye Star Jones (City Rag)

Hilary Swank‘s New Scent (Just Jared)
Mmmm…Jessica Biel Does Lunges! (The Bastardly)

Top Ten Worst Superman Video Games (Popoholic)
Alleged Madam Starts Naming Names (BlogNYC)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
A Carmen Electra Picture Moment
Jodie Marsh’s Silly Boobs
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures

Jessica And Nick Are Getting Divorced For Real

June 30th, 2006

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TMZ has obtained legal documents which make it all but certain that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are both about to become legally single. The documents, which were signed by both Simpson and Lachey and filed in L.A. County Superior Court, ask that a retired judge be appointed specifically to enter a divorce decree.
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You mean to tell me there isn’t going to be another season of the Newlyweds? WTF!!!!!!

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Jessica Alba Loves It Free And So Do I

June 29th, 2006

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Isn’t it nice to get free stuff? Unfortunately, I wouldn’t know. But Jessica Alba does and she looks damn happy about it! You know, being a guy, I never get anything except the bill after a date. Fortunately, you don’t need to be a celebrity to get goodies. You just have to be hot!

Anyway, I’ve been working hard today and I’m getting really thirsty while writing this post, so I’m going to grab myself a nice cold tasty Coke and take a drive in my sporty Lexus that has the finest leather interior out of any car I have ever driven in. After that I think I will take a vacation. I’ll obviously book the flight with my favorite airline, Delta, because they have great customer service (in first class that is). And I’d eat Mc Donald’s wherever I decide to go because Big Macs are the best hamburgers ever made. Then I will return home to watch movies on the greatest TV produced by Sony because a TV is not a TV if it’s not a Sony. Well, I guess that’s all I need for now.

Update:
Bad News! My new Sony PlayStation just broke and now I can’t play on the greatest console ever made. What am I going to do? Hmm… I hear Xbox 360 is good.

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Pamela Anderson Washes Up PETA

June 29th, 2006

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I don’t know why PETA would think having Pamela Anderson naked in a window would have a profound impact. Everyone has seen her naked and if I really wanted to, I can find her sex tape in less than 20 seconds online. Now if they had Stacy Keibler, Petra Nemcova or my new girl Maria Menounos naked in a window, then I can assure you no one would wear fur ever again. PETA are you listening?

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Canned Tuna

June 28th, 2006

Bye Bye Jessica Simpson, Hello Kate (Popsugar)
Scarlett Johansson Is Sexually Overwhelming (Egotastic!)

Beyonce Working It At The BET Awards (Pink is the new Blog)
Playboy Wants Ashlee Simpson (IDLYITW)

Jessica Simpson Is White Hot (Hollywood Rag)
Britney Spears Of The sea (City Rag)

Janet Jackson Looks Better With Clothes On (Dlisted)
Britney Spears‘ Stolen Family Pictures (Just Jared)

Tom Cruise Wants To Bring ‘MI:4′ To Tokyo (A Socialite’s Life)
Breaking News! Alyssa Milano Walks Her Dog! (The Bastardly)

Superman Returns Resource (Popoholic)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
An Avril Lavigne Picture Moment
Christina Aguilera Blows Up The MTV Movie Awards
The Paris Hilton Song By Mark Manne Sucks

Maria Menounos In A Public Affair

June 28th, 2006

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In the last month, I’ve developped a big crush on Maria Menounos. When I heard she was going to be in Jessica Simpson‘s music video “A Public Affair“, I got extremely excited because recent Jessica Simpson music videos are equivalent to early 90′s soft porn (which I love). This can only mean one thing; we’ll finally get to see Maria Menounos in slutty clothing. Thank you Jessica!

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