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I really hope Victoria Beckham‘s exposed bra trend catches on. It would be great for major cities because this look would clean up the streets. If all women walked around in sexy lingerie, hookers would go out of business. So let’s protect our kids folks.
TMZ has obtained legal documents which make it all but certain that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are both about to become legally single. The documents, which were signed by both Simpson and Lachey and filed in L.A. County Superior Court, ask that a retired judge be appointed specifically to enter a divorce decree.
You mean to tell me there isn’t going to be another season of the Newlyweds? WTF!!!!!!
It was only a matter of time until we saw Avril Lavigne wasted off her ass again. I was starting to think she was all cleaned up and sophisticated. Now this! I’m so confused. Anyway, like Avril, I like Sex, Drugs and Rockn’ Roll. However, I would like it much better if I was doing all three with the old Avril.
Isn’t it nice to get free stuff? Unfortunately, I wouldn’t know. But Jessica Alba does and she looks damn happy about it! You know, being a guy, I never get anything except the bill after a date. Fortunately, you don’t need to be a celebrity to get goodies. You just have to be hot!
Anyway, I’ve been working hard today and I’m getting really thirsty while writing this post, so I’m going to grab myself a nice cold tasty Coke and take a drive in my sporty Lexus that has the finest leather interior out of any car I have ever driven in. After that I think I will take a vacation. I’ll obviously book the flight with my favorite airline, Delta, because they have great customer service (in first class that is). And I’d eat Mc Donald’s wherever I decide to go because Big Macs are the best hamburgers ever made. Then I will return home to watch movies on the greatest TV produced by Sony because a TV is not a TV if it’s not a Sony. Well, I guess that’s all I need for now.
Bad News! My new Sony PlayStation just broke and now I can’t play on the greatest console ever made. What am I going to do? Hmm… I hear Xbox 360 is good.
I think Mena Suvari‘s ass-ets have just increased (among other things). So move over Ms. Alba, there’s a new bootie in town and this one can actually act. I think. But who knows? I haven’t seen her in a movie since American Beauty.
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I don’t know why PETA would think having Pamela Anderson naked in a window would have a profound impact. Everyone has seen her naked and if I really wanted to, I can find her sex tape in less than 20 seconds online. Now if they had Stacy Keibler, Petra Nemcova or my new girl Maria Menounos naked in a window, then I can assure you no one would wear fur ever again. PETA are you listening?
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In the last month, I’ve developped a big crush on Maria Menounos. When I heard she was going to be in Jessica Simpson‘s music video “A Public Affair“, I got extremely excited because recent Jessica Simpson music videos are equivalent to early 90’s soft porn (which I love). This can only mean one thing; we’ll finally get to see Maria Menounos in slutty clothing. Thank you Jessica!